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  • A Message to Landover Baptist Church

    Hello there, let me just head off by saying that my name is Thomas, 17 years of age, residing in Denmark.

    I've been an atheist throughout my life, so has my parents and their parents.
    So, I came across this forum because a friend of mine decided to refer me to "8 Reasons why God Hates Denmark" or whatever it was, built up around a summit of lies. Anyhow, it's not what I came to discuss.

    Generally, I'd just like an honest answer from you guys.
    Because, honestly you all seem both naive and blatantly hypocritical to me. While you're so eager following "God" you still take your time to sling around swearwords like Bill Gates does his money, you make up a lot of half-decent stories about other countries and whatnot, although your God and Jesus tell you to love your next of kind.

    I really can't tell if you're serious on this site, or a bunch of seriously advanced trolls, because to me it seems like you're no more than the typical Christian hypocrites who boast about following religion, and go get naked with someone the following weekend.

    Also, there's a question I like throwing out there, to Christians.
    "If God's almighty, would he be able to build a rock so heavy he couldn't carry it?"

    Now, this would obviously create a contradicting paradox.
    He's almighty, of course he can - however, if he can't carry it he isn't almighty, is he now?

    Now, this is not intended as flame, and if you're going to tell me how fucking stupid I am for not giving myself up to a cross and a bunch of nails, don't. I'm hoping for a constructive discussion rather than getting "heathen!" thrown in my face.

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    Re: A Message to Landover Baptist Church

    Heathen!

    First, I just hope you know that you, your parents, and your grandparents will all burn in hell, teenage suckular scum. I advise you to repent of your sins immediately or suffer an eternity of damnation.

    Second, even according to evilutionists probably much like yourself, the similar "irresistable force, immovable object" paradox is nothing more than open-headed nonsense thanks to 's creation of the universe which makes such a situation impossible. Nice try though.

    Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."


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    • #3
      Re: A Message to Landover Baptist Church

      Originally posted by Artificial View Post
      tl:dr
      Hello Arty!

      How did you come to find Jesus? What's your favorite Bible verse?



      Yours in Christ,

      Z. Smyth
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        Re: A Message to Landover Baptist Church

        I'll assume this forum is nothing but trolling then. Nice try guys, but I really don't believe it's possible for religious people to be that ignorant when it comes to their own religion.

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          Re: A Message to Landover Baptist Church

          Originally posted by Artificial View Post
          I'll assume this forum is nothing but trolling then. Nice try guys, but I really don't believe it's possible for religious people to be that ignorant when it comes to their own religion.
          The atheist calling someone ignorant?

          Please read this. You are our guest. We will treat you like a jewel on the cushion of our hospitality. Or maybe not.


          Tertius

          Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."


          All Unsaved Trash: Read this before posting.

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            Re: A Message to Landover Baptist Church

            Originally posted by Artificial View Post
            I'll assume this forum is nothing but trolling then. Nice try guys, but I really don't believe it's possible for religious people to be that ignorant when it comes to their own religion.
            Your persecution makes me stronger!

            (Matthew 5:10) "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."

            (Luke 21:17) "And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake."




            YiC,

            Z. Smyth
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            • #7
              Re: A Message to Landover Baptist Church

              Originally posted by Artificial View Post
              I'll assume this forum is nothing but trolling then. Nice try guys, but I really don't believe it's possible for religious people to be that ignorant when it comes to their own religion.
              What do you mean ignorant of our own religion? That definitely is not the case. You have come up with a childish word game. It is like telling a poultry farmer he can't be a true farmer because he can't tell you what came first, the chicken or the egg? Grow up.

              Jack
              Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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              I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                Re: A Message to Landover Baptist Church

                Originally posted by Artificial View Post
                Also, there's a question I like throwing out there, to Christians.
                "If God's almighty, would he be able to build a rock so heavy he couldn't carry it?"
                Anyway the question is false because God could create a rock that is infinitely big and he could move it because He is infinitely powerful.

                YiC

                Jack
                Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                • #9
                  Re: A Message to Landover Baptist Church

                  Just looked this site up on Wikipedia. I apologize for my non-belief, it seems it you are all right in the end.

                  I wish to accept Jesus as my saviour, and move to Landover shortly!

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                    Re: A Message to Landover Baptist Church

                    Originally posted by Artificial View Post
                    Just looked this site up on Wikipedia. I apologize for my non-belief, it seems it you are all right in the end.

                    I wish to accept Jesus as my saviour, and move to Landover shortly!
                    I do hope you are referring to the proper article on that site, and if so, JESUS BE PRAISED!!!


                    Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."


                    All Unsaved Trash: Read this before posting.

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                      Re: A Message to Landover Baptist Church

                      Originally posted by Tertius The Scribe View Post
                      I do hope you are referring to the proper article on that site, and if so, JESUS BE PRAISED!!!

                      I sure did. I just read the Bible as well. I think it's fair to say that I am now a true Christian, and wish to devote my life to God's love, forgiveness and what not!

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                        Re: A Message to Landover Baptist Church

                        Originally posted by Artificial View Post
                        I sure did. I just read the Bible as well. I think it's fair to say that I am now a true Christian, and wish to devote my life to God's love, forgiveness!
                        Which part of the Bible, son? You must be clear and concise in speaking God's chosen language if you wish to become a True Christian™.

                        Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."


                        All Unsaved Trash: Read this before posting.

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                        • #13
                          Re: A Message to Landover Baptist Church

                          The Ten Commandments, kind sir.
                          I am the Lord your God
                          You shall have no other gods before me
                          You shall not make for yourself an idol
                          Do not take the name of the Lord in vain
                          Remember the Sabbath and keep it holy
                          Honor your father and mother
                          You shall not kill/murder†
                          You shall not commit adultery
                          You shall not steal††
                          You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor
                          You shall not covet‡ your neighbor's wife
                          You shall not covet‡ anything that belongs to your neighbor.

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                            Re: A Message to Landover Baptist Church

                            I just realized that twelve were listed on Wikipedia.
                            So apparently I read 12 commandments. I already feel closer to Jesus.

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                              Re: A Message to Landover Baptist Church



                              You must strive harder on your knees, sucking up as much Jesus as you can from the real Bible, the AV1611 KJV.


                              Mark 16:16 (King James Version)


                              16He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.

                              Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."


                              All Unsaved Trash: Read this before posting.

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