[Paul the Foreigner]

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May I ask something about marriage ?
What are the man's rules in marriage ? I read much about woman's rule in these forums, but what about men ?
I am interested in some answer from single or married women. How a Man should be in your opinion ?

[Paul the Foreigner]

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Is that all you think about is sex? I'll bet you're one of those creepy Eurotrash guys who doesn't bathe much and can't stop playing with his tallywacker.

Better read THIS thread, pal. You need help!

You are right Pastor Ezekiel.
I make now a DECISION to stop masturbating once and for all.
And I stop thinking and daydreaming about marriage or about any woman.
I will keep myself pure and chaste.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Your daughter is beautiful.

Is that all you think about is sex? I'll bet you're one of those creepy Eurotrash guys who doesn't bathe much and can't stop playing with his tallywacker.

Better read THIS thread, pal. You need help!

[Paul the Foreigner]

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Please, forgive my bad thoughts.
I deny any evil thoughts and bad daydreams. I'm sorry.

I registered here, because I seek God's will in my life.
Do you think, marriage is not my way ?

[Paul the Foreigner]

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The women in your church have great prize, yes ?
Felicity is the most beautiful, but I am not worthy for her.

[Born Again Bob]

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Dear Friend,

Can't live with them, can live without 'em.

What God Really Thinks About Women
WHEN WILL WOMEN SHUT THEIR PIEHOLES?
YOU may be on the rag, don't put ME there!
Jesus Hates Your Mother
Take My Wife, Please: Pity the Jewess
ATTENTION, ABORTIONISTS!

Yours in Him,
BAB <---- Godly True Christian™ Eunuch

[Paul the Foreigner]

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I read a poem about marriage. This is a "Woman's Question" for men:

Do you know you have asked for the costliest thing Ever made by the hand above--
A woman's heart, and a woman's life
And a woman's wonderful love?

Do you know you have asked for this priceless thing
As a child might ask for a toy,
Demanding what others have died to win,
With the reckless dash of a boy?

You have written my lesson of duty out,
Man-like you have questioned me;
Now stand at the bar of my woman's soul
Until I shall question thee.

You require your mutton shall always be hot,
Your socks and your shirt be whole;
I require your heart to be true as God's stars,
And as pure as heaven your soul.

You require a cook for your mutton and beef;
I require a far better thing.
A seamstress you're wanting for socks and shirts;
I look for a man and a king.

A king for the beautiful realm called home,
And a man that the maker, God,
Shall look upon as he did the first
And say, "It is very good."

I am fair and young, but the rose will fade
From my soft, young cheek one day,
Will you love me then 'mid the falling leaves,
As you did 'mid the bloom of May?

Is your heart an ocean so strong and deep,
I may launch my all on its tide?
A loving woman finds heaven or hell
On the day she is made a bride.

I require all things that are grand and true,
All things that a man should be;
If you give all this, I would stake my life
To be all you demand of me.

If you cannot do this -- a laundress and cook
You can hire, with little to pay,
But a woman's heart and a woman's life
Are not to be won that way.

Lena Lathrop


What do you think about this ?

[Didymus Much]

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Thought it was 50 sheckels that came first.

Whoever told you they care what you think? (And no; in the situation to which I believe you are alluding, the rape would come first )

[Alexander Milano]

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Have you memorized the KJV Bible yet? First things first.

Thought it was 50 sheckels that came first.

[James Hutchins]

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I read the hungarian translation
Yes, I know many bible verses, especially in New Testament.

You have to read in the language God intended it to be read in, American

[Paul the Foreigner]

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I read the hungarian translation
Yes, I know many bible verses, especially in New Testament.

[James Hutchins]

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Should I get wife from the Landover Baptist Church ? Like I read in Genesis 24. As Isaac got Rebekah from far away.

Have you memorized the KJV Bible yet? First things first.

[Paul the Foreigner]

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You are putting the cart way out in front of the horse here, pal. You haven't even shown us your financials or even been Truly Saved.

No, son. We will not be marrying any of our women off to any of you without a hefty bride price and a secondary manor for the wife and I.

Your daughter is beautiful.

[Levi Jones]

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Won't God provide to his favorite Christians?

Of course He will, but God tests us. It's these trying times that we turn inward and need to truly listen for what God wants us to do, but this time we need to listen correctly and not buy property in the middle of nowhere for $350,000 when my brother kept telling me that I was going to get hosed on the arm loan. But NO! God told me to buy that house. It was probably because He has a plan for me. He wants to humble me into listening even more for His word.

[Alexander Milano]

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No. I'm afraid this Obama economy has affected the Jones household in a negative way. We are seriously in arrears on our 4000 sq foot house on a 1/8 acre lot with a pool in the middle of old cotton farming land. We need to sell, but we can't find any buyers who want to drive 30 miles to the nearest Wal-Mart.

Why won't Jesus bring back $2 a gallon of gasoline? Why???

Won't God provide to his favorite Christians?