[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Greetings to all

What is DoF investigations ? How will be the interviews with pastors ? I cannot meet you, I live in central Europe.

You're a damned filthy lying gypsy, aren't you!

[Didymus Much]

Re: Greetings to all

...But I pray and ask God, that He wants to give me wife or not.

I'm sure the pastors will correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe the True Christian(tm) way would be to get off your lazy European ass, get a job, and buy one like everyone else here does.

[Paul the Foreigner]

Re: Greetings to all

The DOF might meet with you. You never know.

Pray tell, what was it that brought you here again?

I want to become True Christian. I am searching God's will in my life.
I want to get married with a True Christian, virgin girl, if the Lord wants too.
But I pray and ask God, that He wants to give me wife or not.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: Greetings to all

What is DoF investigations ? How will be the interviews with pastors ? I cannot meet you, I live in central Europe.

The DOF might meet with you. You never know.

Pray tell, what was it that brought you here again?

[Paul the Foreigner]

Re: Greetings to all

By proving your love of God and Scripture on these boards.

There will then be the DoF investigations
The interviews with Pastors
And other things I'd rather not mention on this forum.

Once you have jumped through the hoops and you have proven yourself a True Christian™ then maybe, just MAYBE, they will award you with True Christian™ status.

That being said, I am only someone who has jumped through the hoops, I have no access to the decision making process.

What is DoF investigations ? How will be the interviews with pastors ? I cannot meet you, I live in central Europe.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Greetings to all

I know the bible.
And I prayed much on my knees to Jesus.
How can I prove myself ?

By proving your love of God and Scripture on these boards.

There will then be the DoF investigations
The interviews with Pastors
And other things I'd rather not mention on this forum.

Once you have jumped through the hoops and you have proven yourself a True Christian(TM) then maybe, just MAYBE, they will award you with True Christian(TM) status.

That being said, I am only someone who has jumped through the hoops, I have no access to the decision making process.

[Paul the Foreigner]

Re: Greetings to all

I know the bible.
And I prayed much on my knees to Jesus.
How can I prove myself ?

[Reuben]

Re: Greetings to all

A man should obey God and love Jesus!

Thats Right!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Greetings to all

How can I become True Christian ?

Point #1 of the link I posted for you already explains that.

[Paul the Foreigner]

Re: Greetings to all

I made instructions for people just like you here: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN! The first step of course being you becoming a True Christian™.

How can I become True Christian ?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Greetings to all

May I get wife from the LBC ? If you accept me as True Christian of course. What are the rules about marriage ? I have to pay money to buy a wife ?

I made instructions for people just like you here: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN! The first step of course being you becoming a True Christian(tm).

[Paul the Foreigner]

Re: Greetings to all

Jonesey wrote:

What does he mean he is not worthy of the women, women only exist to serve men, and he is a man, so why would he need to do anything else to be worthy? As long as he has enough money to buy her.

I didn't know these. I am a man, yes. But I didn't know these.
May I get wife from the LBC ? If you accept me as True Christian of course.
What are the rules about marriage ? I have to pay money to buy a wife ?

[landoverlover]

Re: Greetings to all

I read a poem about marriage. This is a "Woman's Question" for men:

Do you know you have asked for the costliest thing Ever made by the hand above--
A woman's heart, and a woman's life
And a woman's wonderful love?

blah blah blah de blah

Lena Lathrop


What do you think about this ?

Obviously written by your typical uppity American feminazi screeching harpy, asking questions and making demands of her male betters. There is no Off switch on these creatures.

[Jonesey]

Re: Greetings to all

What does he mean he is not worthy of the women, women only exist to serve men, and he is a man, so why would he need to do anything else to be worthy? As long as he has enough money to buy her.

[Felicity]

Re: Greetings to all

May I ask something about marriage ? What are the man's rules in marriage ? I read much about woman's rule in these forums, but what about men ? I am interested in some answer from single or married women. How a Man should be in your opinion ?

A man should obey God and love Jesus!