[Levi Jones]

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A secondary manor? Don't Godly True Christian Men such as you have more than one Godly Manor to occupy in the Lord's name?

No. I'm afraid this Obama economy has affected the Jones household in a negative way. We are seriously in arrears on our 4000 sq foot house on a 1/8 acre lot with a pool in the middle of old cotton farming land. We need to sell, but we can't find any buyers who want to drive 30 miles to the nearest Wal-Mart.

Why won't Jesus bring back $2 a gallon of gasoline? Why???

[Paul the Foreigner]

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You are putting the cart way out in front of the horse here, pal. You haven't even shown us your financials or even been Truly Saved.

No, son. We will not be marrying any of our women off to any of you without a hefty bride price and a secondary manor for the wife and I.

You are right.
The women in your church are very precious. Unfortunately I cannot deserve any of them.
Sorry, I was a bit hasty. Marriage has great price.

Perhaps God want me to remain unmarried ?

[Living_Water]

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I didn't kill any animals

Are you a lazy man?

Proverbs 12:27:
The slothful man roasteth not that which he took in hunting: but the substance of a diligent man is precious.

[Alexander Milano]

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You are putting the cart way out in front of the horse here, pal. You haven't even shown us your financials or even been Truly Saved.

No, son. We will not be marrying any of our women off to any of you without a hefty bride price and a secondary manor for the wife and I.

A secondary manor? Don't Godly True Christian Men such as you have more than one Godly Manor to occupy in the Lord's name?

[Zechariah Smyth]

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I didn't kill any animals

I have been boar hunting in Hungary and I'm not even Hungarian. What is your excuse? God has given you dominion over all animals, and that means killing them and turning them into sausage (for example).

(Genesis 1:28) "And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth."

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Levi Jones]

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Should I get wife from the Landover Baptist Church ? Like I read in Genesis 24. As Isaac got Rebekah from far away.

You are putting the cart way out in front of the horse here, pal. You haven't even shown us your financials or even been Truly Saved.

No, son. We will not be marrying any of our women off to any of you without a hefty bride price and a secondary manor for the wife and I.

[Alexander Milano]

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Should I get wife from the Landover Baptist Church ? Like I read in Genesis 24. As Isaac got Rebekah from far away.

Yes, far away.

[Paul the Foreigner]

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Well Paul, I am sorry you are Hungary. If you would hunt as God wants you to, that hunger you have would only be for drops of Jesus love.

If you want to be a True Christean™ you must:
Memorize the KJV Bible and live by it
Pray constantly
Be married, have a always pregnant wife who only produces sons, cooks and cleans and knows to keep quiet.
Hunt, be used to the sweet smell of blood and savor the excitement of feeling the blood of a fresh kill run through your hands as you thank God.

There is more but this should get you started.

Should I get wife from the Landover Baptist Church ? Like I read in Genesis 24. As Isaac got Rebekah from far away.

[wait_what]

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First step: Look for the forum search function.

Perfect advice from an impeccable lady.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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How can I become True Christian ?
What must I do, if I want to go to Heaven ?

First step: Look for the forum search function.

[James Hutchins]

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Well Paul, I am sorry you are Hungary. If you would hunt as God wants you to, that hunger you have would only be for drops of Jesus love.

If you want to be a True Christean(tm) you must:
Memorize the KJV Bible and live by it
Pray constantly
Be married, have a always pregnant wife who only produces sons, cooks and cleans and knows to keep quiet.
Hunt, be used to the sweet smell of blood and savor the excitement of feeling the blood of a fresh kill run through your hands as you thank God.

There is more but this should get you started.

[Paul the Foreigner]

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How can I become True Christian ?
What must I do, if I want to go to Heaven ?

[Paul the Foreigner]

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Are you a vegetarian?

No.

[Cranky Old Man]

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I didn't kill any animals

Are you a vegetarian?

[Paul the Foreigner]

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Welcome to our friendly forum!

How many animals have you killed with your bare hands?

I didn't kill any animals