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  • Rich_Paulson
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    • May 2011
    • 4
    #1

    Introducing myself -

    Hi all! My name is Rich Paulson, as my name clearly states . I looooovvee me some JESUS! CAN I GET AN AMEN!?!? <- my main guy right there on that piece of wood mhmm. After many years of heavy drinking and drug abuse, i became a Christian man who now beats his wife for the right reasons! I'm 6'3 and weigh in at a hefty 386 lbs. please pray that i lose some weight, for doctors say it's unhealthy. What do they know though right?! they're all about science, im about Jesus and God. the REAL healers. Please feel free to add me so i have more friends, currently i only have 1 christian friend.
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    • Felicity
      As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
      True Christian™
      • Apr 2010
      • 4834
      #2
      Re: Introducing myself -

      Why don't you do your own praying?
      I Jesus!

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        • PurposeToMelody
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • May 2011
          • 8
          #3
          Re: Introducing myself -

          Originally posted by Felicity View Post
          Why don't you do your own praying?
          He was just "leaning" on other Christians and looking for advice for other brothers in the faith. Is that so bad? Doesn't the Bible say to do that?

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            • Two-Dollar Bill
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2011
              • 532
              #4
              Re: Introducing myself -

              Originally posted by Rich_Paulson View Post
              Hi all! My name is Rich Paulson, as my name clearly states . I looooovvee me some JESUS! CAN I GET AN AMEN!?!? <- my main guy right there on that piece of wood mhmm. After many years of heavy drinking and drug abuse, i became a Christian man who now beats his wife for the right reasons! I'm 6'3 and weigh in at a hefty 386 lbs. please pray that i lose some weight, for doctors say it's unhealthy. What do they know though right?! they're all about science, im about Jesus and God. the REAL healers. Please feel free to add me so i have more friends, currently i only have 1 christian friend.
              Your poor attempt to mock us will only hasten your removal from this forum.

              Job 24:25 "And if it be not so now, who will make me a liar, And make my speech nothing worth?"
              Daniel 5:16-18 "Let thy gifts be to thyself, and give thy rewards to another; yet I will read the writing unto the king, and make known to him the interpretation."

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                • Zechariah Smyth
                  Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                  True Christian™
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 15251
                  #5
                  Re: Introducing myself -

                  Originally posted by Rich_Paulson View Post
                  Hi all! My name is Rich Paulson, as my name clearly states . I looooovvee me some JESUS! CAN I GET AN AMEN!?!? <- my main guy right there on that piece of wood mhmm. After many years of heavy drinking and drug abuse, i became a Christian man who now beats his wife for the right reasons! I'm 6'3 and weigh in at a hefty 386 lbs.please pray that i lose some weight, for doctors say it's unhealthy. What do they know though right?! they're all about science, im about Jesus and God. the REAL healers. Please feel free to add me so i have more friends, currently i only have 1 christian friend.
                  Better grab the Ginsu, boy.

                  (Proverbs 23:2) "And put a knife to thy throat, if thou be a man given to appetite."

                  Yours in Christ,

                  Z. Smyth
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