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  • #31
    Re: hey i am a post theist up to calm discussion

    Well this is just about the funniest site I have ever seen.

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    • #32
      Re: hey i am a post theist up to calm discussion

      Originally posted by sikamikanico999 View Post
      Well this is just about the funniest site I have ever seen.
      You must not spend much time online or have had very restricted access to the World Wide Web.
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      • #33
        Re: hey i am a post theist up to calm discussion

        Originally posted by sikamikanico999 View Post
        Well this is just about the funniest site I have ever seen.
        Yes friend, the God haters and atheists are funny though actually, we should be pitying them and trying to help them find Jesus.
        Tell me about your love of God, friend. Tell us how you became Saved(r).
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • #34
          Re: hey i am a post theist up to calm discussion

          Originally posted by Jacon the Excommunic View Post
          love hate are feelings felt by chemical reactions on our brain that does have mass, memories also reside in it and my last post as all post here have their minimal trade of mass sheltered in the memory of a supercompuer that allows us to talk
          Memories do not reside in the brain.

          But there is brain activity when memories are retrieved, so perhaps the brain retrieves memories. The Bible doesn't say.

          A Spanish copy of your book would be fine.

          ..and congratulations on getting excommunicated from the false "church" of Rome. It is your first step on the path to salvation (provided you don't die first).

          PRAISE GOD !

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          • #35
            Re: hey i am a post theist up to calm discussion

            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
            You must not spend much time online or have had very restricted access to the World Wide Web.
            THIS SITE is a good example of both restricted access and not funny

            (if the link doesn't work that's because I've disabled it)

            It demonstrated restricted access because it seemed to be
            a) very long
            b) on a dial-up connection

            Mr. Freddie would like me to get on some of Paul Newman's preparation, but the merest glance at that venganza site reveals his true intentions with "poetry" like this:

            WARNING: AFTER SOME DELIBERATION I HAVE DECIDED THAT THIS "POEM" NEEDS TO BE ENNOODLEATED. JUST SCROLLING DOWN AND NOT READING IT MIGHT BE INSUFFICIENT TO PREVENT SOME WORDS ENTERING THE UNSAVED EYEBALL, TRAVELLING TO THE UNSAVED BRAIN AND SUGGESTING THAT I ENDORSE THESE IDEAS. I DO NOT ENDORSE THEM.
            AS USUAL THE TEXT MAY BE COPIED/PASTED AND DE-NOODLED
            HERE

            Cnfgn Ybeq
            Fyvccrel graqevyf ynfu nobir gur frn
            Va n senagvp znaare gb fnir jung or
            N perj bs cvengrf, fgenaqrq, yngpuvat ba
            Gb uvf abbqyl nccraqntrf n’qnja.

            Uvf Abbqyvarff ubyqf gjb fcurerf bs zrng
            Zhqqyrq va gur gnatyr bs cnfgn, arng.
            Va Uvz, V svaq gehr zvegu; zl fbynpr, wbl!
            Gur Cnfgn Ybeq, Ur gnxrgu zr—nubl!

            Ur cebzvfrf n Xvatqbz tenaq, fb ybat
            Nf jr novqr ol Pncgnva Zbfrl’f fbat:
            Lba, orre naq nyr fcheg bhg bs zbhagnvagbcf;
            N fgevccre snpgbel gung qbrf abg fgbc.

            Erwbvpr, sbe Ur unf obvyrq sbe bhe fvaf!
            Naq abj uvf jurngl fnhpr ehaf ‘arngu bhe fxvaf.
            Zl Cnfgn Ybeq jub syvrf jvgu jubyrtenva ybir,
            Vaivfvoyr va gur urniraf nobir.

            Now anyone who read that rubbish might wonder why Mr Freddie would want to get me into a stripper factory? It is quite sad really, because Mr Freddie has a "partner" with a "mind" of "their" own, and a stripper factory is probably the only place he can find someone who'll do what he wants. If he were to get rid of that partner and get right with God he might be able to find a different type of person, a Christian who would do whatever he told her, anytime, anyplace, anywhere. But in the meantime there will be no Paul Newman preparations available here... which brings me to a more savoury note, a website that is both ENTERTAINING and FACTUAL at the same time - and it's not dial-up

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            • #36
              Re: hey i am a post theist up to calm discussion

              Originally posted by Jacon the Excommunic View Post
              well, epicurus made it clear if theres evil gods(anyone) are either evil or powerless, see there two answers
              Dear Retard:

              As I said before you posted this idiocy:

              Once again, a God-mocker tries to apply a Greek concept of what "a god" should be to God.

              God creates all things, including evil. He brags about it in His Word.

              There is no "problem of evil". Evil is created BY GOD, for HIS reasons.
              and pastor nathaniels, my book is considered heretic by all of the christican sects, somelocal baptist burned some copies over here,
              And once again I will ask:
              Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
              Really? What's the book you wrote? I'm sure it's available on Amazon.com. Please provide a link.

              What language was it written in?
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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