Hail Stan!

[Anne Arkey]

Well, it's about time I stopped by to teach some more of you foolish Christians a lesson. Don't you know that the Bible was a book of lies? It was written by illiterate goat-herders in the desert! Satan is the one true master! Christian morality is outdated. It must be torn down, and a new society based off of Darwinism must be erected in its place. Modern society coddles the weak! Only by returning to the only law there is - the law of nature - will our species be able to grow and evolve! Down with the pathetic state! They are hollow inside!

Yes, that's right, evolve. It's the only accepted religion among scientists nowadays. We've tried to hunt down your creationist nutjobs for "natural selection", but they're more wily than we give them credit for.

Also, women are the superior gender. Men do nothing but get into wars and destroy the species. They think about sex every seven seconds because they are pigs. All men, like it or not, are potential rapists the way they look at us women. They have to be hunted down like wild animals and castrated. Then we can unveil our underground cloning, artificial womb, and human engineering projects at Diabolo, Inc., which will render the entire male gender obsolete!

The world will not be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest!

HAIL STAN!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hail Stan!

Who is Stan? Your husband?

Does he know you're here? Do you have his permission?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hail Stan!

Too long; didn't read.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hail Stan!

***tl:dr***

Welcome! What's your favorite Bible verse?





Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Hail Stan!

Too long; didn't read.

It basically said 'I have rejected God because no men find me attractive'.

[landoverlover]

Re: Hail Stan!

If you're going to steal a quote (Denis Diderot) you might want to find one a little more obscure so you won't be called on it.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hail Stan!

It basically said 'I have rejected God because no men find me attractive'.

Looks like the old precept holds true: "Ain't enough whiskey in the world."



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hail Stan!

Who is "Stain"?

Well, it's about time I stopped by to teach some more of you foolish Christians a lesson. Don't you know that the Bible was a book of lies? It was written by illiterate goat-herders in the desert! Satan is the one true master! Christian morality is outdated. It must be torn down, and a new society based off of Darwinism must be erected in its place.

Why? How can you claim on the one hand to be a Satanist, then talk about Darwinian evolution?

Modern society coddles the weak!

Well, can't really argue on that point. Liberals want all the pathetic, uneducated, incompetent, useless masses to be "equal" to real men who work for a living.

Only by returning to the only law there is - the law of nature - will our species be able to grow and evolve! Down with the pathetic state! They are hollow inside!

OHHH! You're an ANARCHIST!

Do you know what happens when you establish anarchy?

The strongest becomes tribal chieftain. Then, he becomes a king and leads multiple tribes.

After a few centuries, the bulk of the world is under one or more kings.

The peasants overpopulate, take over, and vote in all sorts of "tax the rich" entitlements for themselves, eventually leading to the collapse of their countries. Like, for example, Greece.

You want that? Again? Didn't we just do that?

Also, women are the superior gender. Men do nothing but get into wars and destroy the species.

And invent anything that matters, like guns and cars and aircraft carriers and nuclear weapons.

If women ran the world, what would it look like? A war launched every 28 days?

You're a funny gal, Mal!

[Anne Arkey]

Re: Hail Stan!

Who is Stan? Your husband?

Does he know you're here? Do you have his permission?

I don't have a husband, fool! Marriage is just another chain in the shackles of oppression! I'm openly bisexual and I have a promiscuous lifestyle, because pleasure-seeking is the best way to serve Lucifer! Of course, I mostly prefer women over men anyway. Unless the men are in chains on the floor and I can do what I want with them.

I tried to post "Stan", but it seems you are so scared of his name that you had to change it to the mortal name of "Stan." Well, I know a Stan who was a Stanist comrade in arms. In fact, part of my initiation was sacrificing him to the Dark Lord.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hail Stan!

This is a very powerful prayer against Witchcraft and devilworshipers. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold. I hurl it at you in Christ's name NOWNOWNOW!

Father,
In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my church and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

In Jesus name I pray..
Amen

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hail Stan!

I don't have a husband, fool! Marriage is just another chain in the shackles of oppression! I'm openly bisexual and I have a promiscuous lifestyle, because pleasure-seeking is the best way to serve Lucifer! Of course, I mostly prefer women over men anyway. Unless the men are in chains on the floor and I can do what I want with them.

I tried to post "Stan", but it seems you are so scared of his name that you had to change it to the mortal name of "Stan." Well, I know a Stan who was a Stanist comrade in arms. In fact, part of my initiation was sacrificing him to the Dark Lord.

"Stanists" are not welcome here, Stanley.



YiC,

Z. Smyth

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hail Stain!

I don't have a husband, fool! Marriage is just another chain in the shackles of oppression! I'm openly bisexual and I have a promiscuous lifestyle, because pleasure-seeking is the best way to serve Lucifer! Of course, I mostly prefer women over men anyway. Unless the men are in chains on the floor and I can do what I want with them.

Professor Tyeisha X, is that you?

I tried to post "Stain", but it seems you are so scared of his name that you had to change it to the mortal name of "Stan." Well, I know a Stan who was a Stainist comrade in arms. In fact, part of my initiation was sacrificing him to the Dork Lord.

Ah yes, the Dork Lord.

I've heard of him. Only seen in public at comic book conventions, right?

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Hail Stan!

I have noticed that on the introduction thread that the more outrageous someone tries to be the boring they actually are.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hail Stan!

I have noticed that on the introduction thread that the more outrageous someone tries to be the boring they actually are.

. . . and the less likely to have half a clue about the Bible or Christianity.

[wait_what]

Re: Hail Stan!

You obviously lack a command of common sense and the American language.

You say the Bible was WRITTEN by a bunch of illiterate goat herders.

Can you define illiterate please?

Additionally, your weak attempts at shock and conflict are pathetic. You sure are brave on the internet little girl. I would like to see you run into a church and try talking that mess. Heck, just meet any one Christian on a face to face basis and see how your little "dialog" goes.

You really are pathetic. I will pray for you.