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  • God is real.

    “The LORD your God is with you, the Mighty Warrior who saves. He will take great delight in you; in his love he will no longer rebuke you, but will rejoice over you with singing.”” - Zephaniah 3:17

    Singing is usually filled with lies and slander, why would we be singing about God, because he isn't real?! Hmm?




    In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: for dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return. ~Genesis 3:19

    The yeast in bread rises, correct? And dust is obviously something people with allergies made up so they can sneeze and make their heart stop, just so people can say "Bless you", so people say "Bless you." which is just to prove that God isn't real, he's just dust.

    For then shalt thou lift up thy face without spot; yea, thou shalt be stedfast, and shalt not fear: Because thou shalt forget thy misery, and remember it as waters that pass away: And thine age shall be clearer than the noonday; thou shalt shine forth, thou shalt be as the morning. ~Job 11:15-17

    Tea is made by chinese people, if God was real he would never mention a minority in the bible.

    The price of wisdom is above rubies. ~Job 28:18

    Obviously not true, I bet the Burning Bush would have given his wisdom up for rubies.

    This is God accepting evolution. Wrong.

    Who covereth thyself with light as a garment: who stretchest out the heavens like a curtain: Who layeth the beams of his chambers in the waters: who maketh the clouds his chariot: who walketh upon the wings of the wind: Who maketh his angels spirits: his ministers a flaming fire: Who laid the foundations of the earth, that it should not be removed for ever. ~Psalms 104:2-5

    I bet the virgin Mary covered herself with lights as garments, and look what happened to her, heaven isn't a very good curtain. She was raped by a man from the heavens in the chambers in the waters on a cloud chariot on a very windy day who drugged her and made her see spirits, and the pain from rape is the flaming fire she feels on earth, the man obviously never wanted to remove it, ever.


    I don't think the God from the bible is correct..Am I wrong to think this? I have proof that you can't deny. They're from the scripture itself.
    I see god in my wood every day.

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    Re: Proof God is real.

    Thank you, but we already knew this.

    PS I see some typos in your post. We'll let it slide this time

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    • #3
      Re: Proof God is real.

      Ah sorry, I typed this in a hurry. Thank you, sister.
      I see god in my wood every day.

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      • #4
        Re: Proof God is real.

        these facts make my anus hurt

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        • #5
          Re: Proof God is real.

          TL;DR...

          I read the King James Bible every day. It is the true word of God.
          So the Bible is all the proof I need...
          Deuteronomy 2:7
          For the LORD thy God hath blessed thee in all the works of thy hand: he knoweth thy walking through this great wilderness: these forty years the LORD thy God hath been with thee; thou hast lacked nothing.

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          • #6
            Re: Proof God is real.

            I didn't mean to cause your anus any harm, sir. Maybe it's Satan in your anus, should I possibly beat them out? I do it to my daughter daily.
            I see god in my wood every day.

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            • #7
              Re: Proof God is real.

              Originally posted by TravisDK View Post
              TL;DR...

              I read the King James Bible every day. It is the true word of God.
              So the Bible is all the proof I need...
              I just need help being saved. As I said before I beat demons and satan out of my family's anuses every day..What more can I do?
              I see god in my wood every day.

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              • #8
                Re: Proof God is real.

                Originally posted by wilford_brimley! View Post
                these facts make my anus hurt
                Even worse, they make Jesus' valve slam shut. I do not know if His physique, grand as it is, can withstand one more open-heart surgery

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                • #9
                  Re: Proof God is real.

                  That would be swell sir. I am afraid that my two young sons might be in the same danger that i am. Would it be possilbe if i could bring them by your house and have you preform the task while i am at work?

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                  • #10
                    Re: Proof God is real.

                    Originally posted by wilford_brimley! View Post
                    That would be swell sir. I am afraid that my two young sons might be in the same danger that i am. Would it be possilbe if i could bring them by your house and have you preform the task while i am at work?
                    That's no problem at all: I have done this to many children and adults alike, so you've got nothing to worry about. I have two methods..The painless but very slow one is with my hands and I also have a very fast method using my wooden cross, it's sure to leave God's splinters inside of you so you can be sure nothing evil will ever enter your anus again.
                    I see god in my wood every day.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Proof God is real.

                      Originally posted by Marty Cummings View Post
                      I just need help being saved. As I said before I beat demons and satan out of my family's anuses every day..What more can I do?
                      Read it, and read it thoroughly

                      And then read it again...

                      And repeat...
                      Deuteronomy 2:7
                      For the LORD thy God hath blessed thee in all the works of thy hand: he knoweth thy walking through this great wilderness: these forty years the LORD thy God hath been with thee; thou hast lacked nothing.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Proof God is real.

                        Originally posted by Marty Cummings View Post
                        That's no problem at all: I have done this to many children and adults alike, so you've got nothing to worry about. I have two methods..The painless but very slow one is with my hands and I also have a very fast method using my wooden cross, it's sure to leave God's splinters inside of you so you can be sure nothing evil will ever enter your anus again.
                        Thank you so much! My children are willing to endure any pain to be saved. Might I offer you to use a floppy rubber crucifix that I keep for my own personal saving?

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                        • #13
                          Re: Proof God is real.

                          Originally posted by TravisDK View Post
                          Read it, and read it thoroughly

                          And then read it again...

                          And repeat...
                          Alright, I will try. I guess I was reading the wrong bible all along!
                          I see god in my wood every day.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Proof God is real.

                            Originally posted by wilford_brimley! View Post
                            Thank you so much! My children are willing to endure any pain to be saved. Might I offer you to use a floppy rubber crucifix that I keep for my own personal saving?
                            No thank you, the rubber does not give splinters.
                            I see god in my wood every day.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Proof God is real.

                              Originally posted by Marty Cummings View Post
                              No thank you, the rubber does not give splinters.
                              Can i at at least use the big black floppy rubber one on you first to see if you like it and to see if it has enough bulk and power to bring the demons out of you?

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