[Mr.Warren]

Re: Hi?

Pastor Danny? I spent two glorious weeks with him at a Pastoral Retreat in Hawaii a couple of years ago. Sometime ask him if he remembers the night Pastor Zeke helped translate for him at the jap whorehouse when we were on fire with the Holy Spirit. He'll remember.

I shall I'm sure it's an interesting story. What were you doing there, trying to get additional converts?

[Mr.Warren]

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Nearly all Demoncrats and many Republicans are "pro-choice".

What's your stance on baby-killing?

I don't approve of abortion. I think that people should be intelligent and use contraceptives if possible, thus saving a life. Also, a big thanks to Pastor Billy-Reuben for the gun tip, I will keep that in mind next time I go to shoot.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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No sir, I said that I hadn't been able to vote yet. I'm 17 and turn 18 in June, which by my state law allows me to register to vote, just not participate in any big elections or the like.

The church name is First Baptist Cleburne
The Pastor is Danny Crosby

Pastor Danny? I spent two glorious weeks with him at a Pastoral Retreat in Hawaii a couple of years ago. Sometime ask him if he remembers the night Pastor Zeke helped translate for him at the jap whorehouse when we were on fire with the Holy Spirit. He'll remember.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I'm an Independent technically, and haven't been able to vote yet. I don't vote along party lines, I kind of just try to look at the merits and character of each candidate, and how the line up with what I believe.

Nearly all Demoncrats and many Republicans are "pro-choice".

What's your stance on baby-killing?

[Mr.Warren]

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Earlier you said that you aren't old enough to vote. What have you got to hide?

Which Baptist church do you attend? What's the exact name of the church? Who's the head pastor, I probably know him.

Don't be coy here, son. Jesus sees through your subterfuge.

No sir, I said that I hadn't been able to vote yet. I'm 17 and turn 18 in June, which by my state law allows me to register to vote, just not participate in any big elections or the like.

The church name is First Baptist Cleburne
The Pastor is Danny Crosby

[Zechariah Smyth]

Not quite sure if I'm "ready" quite yet. I may be swayed in the future, who knows. Only time can tell.

What are you waiting around for? God could whack you at any moment and it ain't a creek you need to be concerned with, but a lake, and not just ANY lake, but a Lake of Fire!

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth
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[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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Oh, I'm not married. I do rather like guns though, even if my aim is off because my eye dominance and hand dominance do not match up, and honestly I'm quite disappointed with where America is headed. A nation can not survive in debt like this, and when I do have kids I want them to grow up without having to worry about economic collapses.

I had a kid in our church gun club who was like that. It turned out that he was born left handed, but his parents taught him to be right handed by smacking his left hand every time he tried to use it. They got him to where he preferred to use his right hand, but his left eye was still dominant.

Once we figured that out, I asked him to try shooting left handed. It took him a few weeks to get the hang of it, but it worked, and now he's an excellent marksman.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi?

I'm kind of paranoid about my age being online, but I'm old enough to drive and vote. I currently attend a Baptist church, and thank you for the links they are much appreciated.

Earlier you said that you aren't old enough to vote. What have you got to hide?

Which Baptist church do you attend? What's the exact name of the church? Who's the head pastor, I probably know him.

Don't be coy here, son. Jesus sees through your subterfuge.

[Mr.Warren]

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How old are you boy? What church does your daddy take you to?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

I'm kind of paranoid about my age being online, but I'm old enough to drive and vote. I currently attend a Baptist church, and thank you for the links they are much appreciated.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi?

How old are you boy? What church does your daddy take you to?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Mr.Warren]

Re: Hi?

I'm an Independent technically, and haven't been able to vote yet. I don't vote along party lines, I kind of just try to look at the merits and character of each candidate, and how the line up with what I believe.

Also, the success of Reganomics has been widely debated, and I haven't read enough on the subject to say Yea or Nay to it, if you could provide sources I will gladly read when I get time

[Brother Harold Porter]

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I'm not married because I have not found the right person yet, simple as that

Well the eye hand coordination is what makes it truly difficult for me, I have to practice a lot more than others, and I have never shot anything living, yet anyway. I wouldn't mind deer hunting if I can get my accuracy to a decent place, which is difficult to do seeing as I do not own a gun.

I don't live on the dole, I'm just extremely poor and don't want my children growing up extremely poor from economic collapse you see. That is what worries me most of all.

Then always vote Republican. God's Own Party is the best bet to bring you out of poverty.

Reaganomics proved it. Trickle down works!

In Christ.

[Mr.Warren]

Re: Hi?

Not married? Why not, you infirm?

You need to practice more son, accuracy is not a eye hand thing, it is a feeling. You just know when that barrel is aimed at the heart, you can feel it. Sighting takes too long, and by the time you are ready, the target has died of old age. Have you no heart son?

Debt? I have all cash, debt is not a problem, unless you are one of those people who live on the dole then you are worried aboput wheere the next check to pay fro your 23's is coming from. You're not one of them, are you boy?

I'm not married because I have not found the right person yet, simple as that

Well the eye hand coordination is what makes it truly difficult for me, I have to practice a lot more than others, and I have never shot anything living, yet anyway. I wouldn't mind deer hunting if I can get my accuracy to a decent place, which is difficult to do seeing as I do not own a gun.

I don't live on the dole, I'm just extremely poor and don't want my children growing up extremely poor from economic collapse you see. That is what worries me most of all.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hi?

Not married? Why not, you infirm?

You need to practice more son, accuracy is not a eye hand thing, it is a feeling. You just know when that barrel is aimed at the heart, you can feel it. Sighting takes too long, and by the time you are ready, the target has died of old age. Have you no heart son?

Debt? I have all cash, debt is not a problem, unless you are one of those people who live on the dole then you are worried aboput wheere the next check to pay fro your 23's is coming from. You're not one of them, are you boy?

[Mr.Warren]

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Welcome friend! I am so glad to find you are a like minded man. God, Guns and America!

Tell me friend, how long have you been married? Has God chosen to bless you with a son for every one of those years?

Oh, I'm not married. I do rather like guns though, even if my aim is off because my eye dominance and hand dominance do not match up, and honestly I'm quite disappointed with where America is headed. A nation can not survive in debt like this, and when I do have kids I want them to grow up without having to worry about economic collapses.