Hello Brothers and Sisters!

[Templar]

Greetings True Christians™ (and aspiring True Christians™ like myself). My name is Jacob and I'm a born and raised Baptist boy from North Carolina.

For some time I'd been thinking that my family and church folk were reading The Bible improperly, and dancing around important verses by making so called "interpretations" of HIS WORD. I call that a bunch of crud (I apologize for my language, but the thought of people thinking they know what God mean better than the Good Lord really gets me irate). If The Lord wanted to give us a different message, He would have written so Himself!

In any case, that's a bit about myself and I hope to one day join all of you in beautiful Freehold Iowa, praising God (should I be deemed worthy to be a True Christian™).

God Bless you!

[MisterM]

Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters!

Hello Templar

How many boys have your wife delivered into this world? What is your favorite Bible verse? Which Church do you attend to?

And why have you chosen heretic (Catlic) organization and flag as your username and avatar?

YiC,
Miikkael

[Talitha]

Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters!

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Hello Brothers and Sisters!
Greetings True Christians™ (and aspiring True Christians™ like myself). My name is Jacob and I'm a born and raised Baptist boy from North Carolina.

A Mary Worshiping Ring Kissing Baptist?

[Two-Dollar Bill]

Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters!

MisterM makes a good point. (And I hope you have a good explanation.) What is the deal with your catlick moniker? Are you unfamiliar with the ideals of this forum or do you just have an extremely limited grasp of religion in general?

Yours in Him,
2DB

[MisterM]

Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters!

Officially endorsed by the Catholic Church around 1129, the Order became a favoured charity throughout Christendom, and grew rapidly in membership and power. Templar knights, in their distinctive white mantles with a red cross, were among the most skilled fighting units of the Crusades.

This will need more than just a little explaining

[Two-Dollar Bill]

Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters!

This will need more than just a little explaining

You're darn right it will. I see your and I raise you

[Mr.Warren]

Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters!

Perhaps he is young and knew of the Knights of the Templar from a video game, or (hopefully) a History class and became fascinated by their deeds and feats.

[Templar]

Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters!

Hello Templar

How many boys have your wife delivered into this world? What is your favorite Bible verse? Which Church do you attend to?

And why have you chosen heretic (Catlic) organization and flag as your username and avatar?

YiC,
Miikkael

I'm afraid in my current area it is increasingly hard to find a nice virginal woman to marry.

My favorite verse is Deuteronomy 7:2-And when the LORD thy God shall deliver them before
thee; thou shalt smite them, and utterly destroy them; thou
shalt make no covenant with them, nor shew mercy unto
them.

This is because I know God to be a Being of Righteous Wrath, and I understand the importance of smiting those who stand as servants to satan. I myself as a servant of The Lord was responsible for disposing of heretics in my time stationed in the hellhole of Iran. I hope you'll forgive my mistake of using a blasphemous avatar, I will change it quickly as I can find a suitable one. I simply think that as Christians we need to make ourselves responsible for the crusade against those that serve satan.

[landoverlover]

Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters!

I'm afraid in my current area it is increasingly hard to find a nice virginal woman to marry.

My favorite verse is Deuteronomy 7:2-And when the LORD thy God shall deliver them before
thee; thou shalt smite them, and utterly destroy them; thou
shalt make no covenant with them, nor shew mercy unto
them.

This is because I know God to be a Being of Righteous Wrath, and I understand the importance of smiting those who stand as servants to satan. I myself as a servant of The Lord was responsible for disposing of heretics in my time stationed in the hellhole of Iran. I hope you'll forgive my mistake of using a blasphemous avatar, I will change it quickly as I can find a suitable one. I simply think that as Christians we need to make ourselves responsible for the crusade against those that serve satan.

Son, that little brown log won't flush. Catlickers are not Christians, so why would you identify with them in any way? I could understand this from your average heathen, but you claim to be Baptist-raised, and from the Godly Bible Belt no less. Unless you are a Special Olympian, there is some spiritual buggery going on here. Want to explain yourself again? Until you do so, I promise you the Brothers and Sisters here will not let this pass.