Hello from le Canadiana

[MartinIgnorance]

Hello everyone!

My name is Martin, as you can probably guess by my username, and I am new to the community! I am never sure what to write in an introduction, but I hope we can all be good friends as we share the same faith!

A little bit about myself: I am old, and people consider me creepy, cause I have a beard. I have been Christianed at birth, and always wore a rosemary around my neck. I forgive those poor souls who mock me.

Is there anything interesting to do around here?

Thank You and God Bless,

Martin Lawrence

[Phenomena]

Re: Hello from le Canadiana

Hello everyone!

My name is Martin, as you can probably guess by my username, and I am new to the community! I am never sure what to write in an introduction, but I hope we can all be good friends as we share the same faith!

A little bit about myself: I am old, and people consider me creepy, cause I have a beard. I have been Christianed at birth, and always wore a rosemary around my neck. I forgive those poor souls who mock me.

Is there anything interesting to do around here?

Thank You and God Bless,

Martin Lawrence

Rosary*

[MartinIgnorance]

Re: Hello from le Canadiana

Yes, Brother, that is what I meant! I am very grateful for your correction! God Bless!

[HTannor]

Re: Hello from le Canadiana

A little bit about myself: I am old, and people consider me creepy, cause I have a beard.

Welcome, Mr. Lawrence.

I'm very puzzled by your self-description. In real life you don't appear all that old.



Well, a bit creepy, yes, but I don't see a beard.

However, we have an excellent Ex-negro program here and there won't be any real need for you to attend in disguise.

[MartinIgnorance]

Re: Hello from le Canadiana

Welcome, Mr. Lawrence.

I'm very puzzled by your self-description. In real life you don't appear all that old.



Well, a bit creepy, yes, but I don't see a beard.

However, we have an excellent Ex-negro program here and there won't be any real need for you to attend in disguise.

Hello HTannor! Glad to get a response! I am afraid there has been a little misunderstanding! I am not anyhow related to the person you have included in your post.

Sadly; however, it is a common mistake people make when they hear my name. My family name is Lawrence, and I was named Martin, after my great grandfather who died in a war.

I am not sure if I am allowed to post pictures here, but this is me, last year by the Lake Ontario!



I appreciate the Ex-Negro program, but I am married to a white woman, and do not have associations with dark skinned people.

Thank You,

Martin Lawrence

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Hello from le Canadiana

A little bit about myself: I am old, and people consider me creepy, cause I have a beard. I have been Christianed at birth, and always wore a rosemary around my neck. I forgive those poor souls who mock me.

Is there anything interesting to do around here?

One interesting thing to do around here is to renounce Catholicism and all of its trappings in favor of True Christianity™.

[MartinIgnorance]

Re: Hello from le Canadiana

One interesting thing to do around here is to renounce Catholicism and all of its trappings in favor of True Christianity™.

I absolutely agree with you! It was not my choice, as it happened when I was a baby. As you can see on the picture, I have stopped wearing rosary, and only put it on, when my parents visit.

Is there any specific procedure to convert from one religion to another? I have never been deep into religion, so I can't say I am trapped by the Catholics teachings (have never went to catholic church or school), but I have read the Christian bible and do try to follow Christian ways.

Thank You,

Martin Lawrence

[Jeez-It]

Re: Hello from le Canadiana

Fellow brothers of god!

To be truly prepared for the rapture, you will require this! Be ready for anything!

[MartinIgnorance]

Re: Hello from le Canadiana

I don't ever... What is this..? Why has been my thread turned into something unholy?

[MrThor]

Re: Hello from le Canadiana

Martin Lawrence my boy.

I disapprove of your choice here. Do you repent me so? I have the need to remind you of what happens to those who leave me.

[Two-Dollar Bill]

Re: Hello from le Canadiana

I don't ever... What is this..? Why has been my thread turned into something unholy?

Try to ignore it*, occasionally they let the patients use the computers at the asylum.


*the retard(s)

[Jeez-It]

Re: Hello from le Canadiana

MrThor!

I shall oppose you here! Leave this sanctuary that is god!

[MartinIgnorance]

Re: Hello from le Canadiana

Try to ignore it*, occasionally they let the patients use the computers at the asylum.


*the retard(s)

Hello! I understand; I just find it a bit unfair that they target the religion as a subject of mockery.

I was wondering if you are able to tell me when and under what conditions will my status be changed from 'Unsaved Trash'? Is there a specific process of initiation that I have to go through?

Thank You,

Martin Lawrence

[MrThor]

Re: Hello from le Canadiana

Well now, aren't you as gay as a two dollar bill!

Satan! I will exterminate you! Have at THEE

[Marisa L Sanchez]

Re: Hello from le Canadiana

Well now, aren't you as gay as a two dollar bill!

Shouldn't you be at school or doing vandalisms or something?