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[godismighty]

Hey fellow Christians!

I am sorry as this propably is the wrong sub forum to ask this but sadly i couldn't find any forum where to ask this.

I was asking if it could be possible for me to get the title "positively not an eskimo or communist"

Yours in christ
-peter

[Cody Parsons]

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Im not a True Christian tm yet but Im sure they have to be 100% sure ur not a communist or eskimo before giving u that title.

[godismighty]

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Well. I think of no Better proof (that i can present to you) than that i swear this with my hand on the holy bible. and may god send me to eternal damnation if I am lying.

on a more worldly level I can say that I in my spare time shoot communists (not kill tho ) Finland is full of them. they cross the border and fill the land.


and on Eskimos. I wouldnt be here writing to you in proper english if i were a eskimo, and becouse of the current purge of eskimos in Finland it would be wery hard for a Eskimo to even get access to internet.

But if one of the dear brothers here come up with a good way to prove my statements true. please tell.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Well. I think of no Better proof (that i can present to you) than that i swear this with my hand on the holy bible. and may god send me to eternal damnation if I am lying.

Why should that impress us?

Matt. 5:33-37: Again, ye have heard that it hath been said by them of old time, Thou shalt not forswear thyself, but shalt perform unto the Lord thine oaths: But I say unto you, Swear not at all; neither by heaven; for it is God's throne: Nor by the earth; for it is his footstool: neither by Jerusalem; for it is the city of the great King. Neither shalt thou swear by thy head, because thou canst not make one hair white or black. But let your communication be, Yea, yea; Nay, nay: for whatsoever is more than these cometh of evil.

[MisterM]

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may god send me to eternal damnation if I am lying.

on a more worldly level I can say that I in my spare time shoot communists (not kill tho ) Finland is full of them. they cross the border and fill the land.

Eskimo member of communist party would do you nicely, you liar

[godismighty]

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Seemingly it doesnt Impress you. well maby it aint meant to Impress you.



But you have right. Jesus forbidds oats in Matthew 5:33

Still he also says that We are to say yes or no. and so I say

No I am not a eskimo or a communist or both.

.Judge not, that ye be not judged.

2For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.

and dear MisterM
on what do you base your claim that i would be a Communist eskimo if i just said the contradictionary?


yours in christ
-peter

[Didymus Much]

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...No I am not a eskimo...

Of course you're not an Eskimo in Finland, because those horrid Icelanders ate them all!

They must be going country by country, eating every Eskimo they find! We must stop these Icelanders, or there will be no Eskimos left anywhere!

Please, let us put aside our differences for this Noble Cause™, and join me, True Christians™! Stop the Eskimo Holocaust!

[MisterM]

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on what do you base your claim that i would be a Communist eskimo if i just said the contradictionary?

Liar ment that Finland is full of communist. No it is not, people there are not developed enough to even understand what communism means. It is true that some Russians do get in Finland, but they are not filling it. They do have some sense to stay closer to civilization.

You said: "god send me to eternal damnation if I am lying" You did lie, didn't you?

Anyway, it was a joke.

[godismighty]

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hah. well no offence taken . But have you ever been to Hanko (or hangö) it is just filled to the brim with russians.presumably communists. and so is Helsinki on russian holidays.

[godismighty]

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Well that title is better than nothing. Atleast it serves it purpose.

so thankyou
yours in christ
-peter

[landoverlover]

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Well. I think of no Better proof (that i can present to you) than that i swear this with my hand on the holy bible. and may god send me to eternal damnation if I am lying.

on a more worldly level I can say that I in my spare time shoot communists (not kill tho ) Finland is full of them. they cross the border and fill the land.


and on Eskimos. I wouldnt be here writing to you in proper english if i were a eskimo, and becouse of the current purge of eskimos in Finland it would be wery hard for a Eskimo to even get access to internet.

But if one of the dear brothers here come up with a good way to prove my statements true. please tell.

Get thee behind me satan ! You dare to swear on the Bible and call yourself a Christian?

Matthew 5:33 Again, ye have heard that it hath been said by them of old time, Thou shalt not forswear thyself, but shalt perform unto the Lord thine oaths:

5:34 But I say unto you, Swear not at all; neither by heaven; for it is God's throne:

5:35 Nor by the earth; for it is his footstool: neither by Jerusalem; for it is the city of the great King.

5:36 Neither shalt thou swear by thy head, because thou canst not make one hair white or black.

5:37 But let your communication be, Yea, yea; Nay, nay: for whatsoever is more than these cometh of evil.