my turn

[Intemperance]

I'm Australian
I'm a nurse
I went to a private boarding school, and have 3 degrees, 2 from universities
I'm an ordained minister of the Catholic Church which means I've studied the bible just as much as you lot have
I have studied religion for 15 years including at university level and have bothered to learn about other religions besides my own
My Godparents are Nuns
I drive fast cars and I have dated a whore

The very IMPORTANT thing you need to know is that I have watched thousands of people die and in the end they all die alone unable to tell who is with them and who is not, and the blindly religious have it the worst because they deny the science that tells them they will be able to hear until they take their last breath, so the last thought any of them have before they become unconscious and die is the realisation that when they close their eyes they will be alone, no friends, no family and that no amount of faith will save them from the suffering they are in, only death will release them.

I read parts of this site thinking that it was all a joke, people making harmless fun at overeager christians who think the only way to go to heaven is to pay the church large sums of money and do whatever they are told
THE ROAD TO HELL IS PAVED WITH GOOD INTENTIONS and you CAN NOT buy your way into heaven. It is with deeds alone that you will be saved.

Being a hypocrit and abusing other faiths, other viewpoints and other races only gives you an eternity into hell and so far I haven't read a single post that hasn't been hypocritical
YET HE WHO IS WITHOUT SIN CAST THE FIRST STONE
anybody who replies negatively to me is showing pride, which is a sin, lack of tolerance, which is a sin, lack of respect for your fellow human being, which is a sin.
DO UNTO OTHERS AS YOU WOULD DO UNTO YOURSELF
and I sure as hell bet you dont go around berating yourself for things you've said so you should ALL stop berating others. Sinners will go to hell, YOU do not need to tell them They Already Know


and finally something you should remember JESUS was a practising JEW and he WAS NOT WHITE. YOUR religion stems from MY religion being fractioned off by a king who wanted a divorce and then THAT religion being fractioned off again to create baptisits.

and just because i'm so disgusted I'd like to point out to you self righteous bigots that the FIRST EVER recorded use of prostitution was BY A CHURCH in ancient mesopotamia and THAT religion formed the basis of catholicism which in turn formed the basis of YOUR baptist religion, you should try to remember this when you are feeling so smug about being a baptist

[Brother Temperance]

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I'm Australian
I'm a nurse
I went to a private boarding school, and have 3 degrees, 2 from universities

Where's the third one from? The back of a cereal packet?

I'm an ordained minister of the Catholic Church which means I've studied the bible just as much as you lot have

Have you found the part where it says we should call priests Father and ban them from marrying and worship Mary? Because try as I might, I just can't seem to find that bit.

I have studied religion for 15 years including at university level and have bothered to learn about other religions besides my own
My Godparents are Nuns

Both of them? Are they lesbians or something?

The very IMPORTANT thing you need to know is that I have watched thousands of people die.

Are you one of those Nazi Catholics like the Pope or something?

I read parts of this site thinking that it was all a joke

And I have read parts of Catholic doctrine thinking it was all a massive scam. I was right.

THE ROAD TO HELL IS PAVED WITH GOOD INTENTIONS and you CAN NOT buy your way into heaven. It is with deeds alone that you will be saved.

What about Faith? What about the Grace of God?

Being a hypocrit and abusing other faiths, other viewpoints and other races only gives you an eternity into hell and so far I haven't read a single post that hasn't been hypocritical

You can't have read many posts then.

anybody who replies negatively to me is showing pride, which is a sin, lack of tolerance, which is a sin, lack of respect for your fellow human being, which is a sin.

Where is "lack of tolerance and respect" mentioned in the Holy Bible as a sin? And there's nothing prideful about rebuking Papists like yourself.

and I sure as hell bet you dont go around berating yourself for things you've said so you should ALL stop berating others.

Yes, BECAUSE I DON'T DO THEM. If I was a hellbound Catholic, I would berate myself, but I'm not, so I don't need to.

Sinners will go to hell, YOU do not need to tell them They Already Know

No-one would make an informed decision to go to Hell. Those who reject God are obviously not fully aware of what they're doing. Besides, do you think you're going to Hell? If not, then obviously not all sinners know where they're going.

and finally something you should remember JESUS was a practising JEW and he WAS NOT WHITE. YOUR religion stems from MY religion being fractioned off by a king who wanted a divorce and then THAT religion being fractioned off again to create baptisits.

No, your religion stems from a bunch of power-crazed men adding Pagan nonsense to God's Word in order to glorify themselves.

and just because i'm so disgusted I'd like to point out to you self righteous bigots that the FIRST EVER recorded use of prostitution was BY A CHURCH in ancient mesopotamia and THAT religion formed the basis of catholicism which in turn formed the basis of YOUR baptist religion, you should try to remember this when you are feeling so smug about being a baptist

Our religion is based on God's Word, not your whore church. By the way, I must say, you certainly don't seem to have learnt many writing skills in your 15 years at university. Also, why exactly are you called Intemperance? Are you a drunkard or something?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Blah blah blah rant rave blaspheme rant blah blah blah YOUR religion stems from MY religion being fractioned off by a king who wanted a divorce and then THAT religion being fractioned off again to create baptisits.blah blah cry whine

For someone who claims to have as much education as you do (and still can't spell "Baptists"), you sure display your ignorance here. Putting aside that Baptists trace our lineage all the way back to John the Baptist, you seem to be confusing all non-Catholic denominations with Anglicans and that Protestantism started well before Henry VIII with Martin Luther.
Considering how amazingly wrong you are in just this one sentence, how can anyone be expected to take you seriously in the rest of your demented blatherings?

[SadSightSeer]

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Read my sig, discipline yourself to care less and smile.

Here is a holy emoticon for you. Jesus was thinking of you when gave the Admins here the vision to do it.



P.S.: Sister Maria, you seem sad in that avatar.

[Intemperance]

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Where's the third one from? The back of a cereal packet?

its from a technical college, figured you lot wouldn't know what that was

Have you found the part where it says we should call priests Father and ban them from marrying and worship Mary? Because try as I might, I just can't seem to find that bit.

its in catholic doctrine, not in the bible, we are allowed to have our own rules outside an old book

Both of them? Are they lesbians or something?

how ignorant, my godparents are an order of nuns, as in there's about 5000 of them

Are you one of those Nazi Catholics like the Pope or something?

the pope is german not nazi. its rather hard to be a nazi in germany seeing as its been illegal for 50 years
as for having watched people die, i am a nurse, its part of the job

And I have read parts of Catholic doctrine thinking it was all a massive scam. I was right.

true. but no different to baptist doctrine or any other religion if you bother to pay attention to it

What about Faith? What about the Grace of God?

faith alone aint getting you to heaven

You can't have read many posts then.

i read 100, and they were all the same, just as is your post right now

Where is "lack of tolerance and respect" mentioned in the Holy Bible as a sin? And there's nothing prideful about rebuking Papists like yourself.

take the bible, open it at random, and read a paragraph or 2. if you are not in the book of solomon then there will be some remark about having tolerance and respect for others

Yes, BECAUSE I DON'T DO THEM. If I was a hellbound Catholic, I would berate myself, but I'm not, so I don't need to.

being catholic does not make you hellbound, sinning and not repenting does, you abusing me is a sin and you have just stated you will not repent for it so have a nice time in hell

No-one would make an informed decision to go to Hell. Those who reject God are obviously not fully aware of what they're doing. Besides, do you think you're going to Hell? If not, then obviously not all sinners know where they're going.

i'll work out on my deathbed if i'm going to hell or not, anybody who thinks they can make a statement about whether they will or wont before their deathbed is a deluded mormon

No, your religion stems from a bunch of power-crazed men adding Pagan nonsense to God's Word in order to glorify themselves.

would you mind getting right? my religion was founded from a bunch of power crazed men corrupting pagan laws and taking a lot of the fun out of them so that they could have more power not the other way around. paganism was destroyed by catholicism and then outlawed by it.

Our religion is based on God's Word, not your whore church. By the way, I must say, you certainly don't seem to have learnt many writing skills in your 15 years at university. Also, why exactly are you called Intemperance? Are you a drunkard or something?

i've just come off a night shift in an emergency department, i dont really give a toss if my grammar isn't perfect. and intemperance is a fun way to think about life, doesn't mean i have to live it

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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take the bible, open it at random, and read a paragraph or 2. if you are not in the book of solomon then there will be some remark about having tolerance and respect for others

you abusing me is a sin and you have just stated you will not repent for it so have a nice time in hell

Chapter and verse please. From a real Bible (the King James 1611).

[Brother Temperance]

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its in catholic doctrine, not in the bible, we are allowed to have our own rules outside an old book

Yes. It's what's known as "making up your own rules and following them instead of God's Word", and it's generally frowned upon by Christians.

the pope is german not nazi. its rather hard to be a nazi in germany seeing as its been illegal for 50 years

Yes, but the old Nazi lives in the Vatican, so German law doesn't really affect him.

as for having watched people die, i am a nurse, its part of the job

Right you are, Father Kevorkian.

true. but no different to baptist doctrine or any other religion if you bother to pay attention to it

Um, are you sure you're a Catholic? I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to just go around admitting your religion is a scam like that.

faith alone aint getting you to heaven

Nobody said it was.

take the bible, open it at random, and read a paragraph or 2. if you are not in the book of solomon then there will be some remark about having tolerance and respect for others

OK, post one remark about tolerance. Just one.

being catholic does not make you hellbound, sinning and not repenting does,

Worshiping idols is a sin. Catholics worship idols.

would you mind getting right? my religion was founded from a bunch of power crazed men corrupting pagan laws and taking a lot of the fun out of them so that they could have more power not the other way around.

You're really not doing a good job of advertising this whole Catholicism thing here.

[Intemperance]

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Chapter and verse please. From a real Bible (the King James 1611).

'Love your neighbor as yourself.' (Matt 22:36-40).
how about we start with that one shall we? just a refresher that is Jesus said when asked to sum up the 10 commandments
And shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my commandments (exod 20:6)
Thou shalt not avenge, nor bear any grudge against the children of thy people, but thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself: I am the LORD.(Lev 19:18)
respect and tolerance are marks of love and honour, you remember those words right? they are in the 10 commandments. in the 1600's respect was not a word that was used as it is today, it was a comment pertaining to an object... in respect of... the same goes for tolerance, it is a modern word not of king james era. this does not stop both being terms to denote how people can show love and honour for others

[Intemperance]

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Yes. It's what's known as "making up your own rules and following them instead of God's Word", and it's generally frowned upon by Christians.

again, your religion got its entire foundation out of mine try to remember that

Yes, but the old Nazi lives in the Vatican, so German law doesn't really affect him.

he had to survive 50years in germany first with that fun little law

Right you are, Father Kevorkian.

tell me you are not so inbred that you believe nobody ever dies in hospital. i watch people die, i dont kill them, there is a difference. like the person who had the massive car accident last night and came to the hospital almost dead and within 5minutes was completely dead

Um, are you sure you're a Catholic? I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to just go around admitting your religion is a scam like that.

catholicism encourages reading, education and debate, you do not have to agree with everything they say, you are supposed to think for yourself. ALL religions are a scam in one way or another. NOBODY has got it completely right yet, so therefore everyone is wrong

Worshiping idols is a sin. Catholics worship idols.

actually you just quoted catholic doctrine there, which we got out of the bible. which we wrote half of, you know, all the new stuff was written by catholics. it is a sin to worship idols, catholics worship the holy trinity

You're really not doing a good job of advertising this whole Catholicism thing here.

unlike you i'm not trying to convert anyone, i have my faith, you have yours, thats how it is, i'm against the perversion of it that you are all doing

[Intemperance]

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For someone who claims to have as much education as you do (and still can't spell "Baptists"), you sure display your ignorance here. Putting aside that Baptists trace our lineage all the way back to John the Baptist, you seem to be confusing all non-Catholic denominations with Anglicans and that Protestantism started well before Henry VIII with Martin Luther.
Considering how amazingly wrong you are in just this one sentence, how can anyone be expected to take you seriously in the rest of your demented blatherings?

wow, one little typo when i've been awake for 20hrs and you claim that is a sign of lack of intelligence.
lutheran is still considered by the catholic church to not be a protestant religion. The first protestant religion was created by henry VIII and was called church of england, not anglican which came later. Without henry's proclamation their still would not be christian religions other than lutheran and catholic. and in the mean time while your religion bases itself off a book that catholics wrote half of, idolises a man who was a catholic, and uses a large chunk of catholic prayers (slightly altered) and doctrine (outdated but still catholic) to be in existance i'll continue to stand by my statement that your religion is a derivative of mine. just like islamic is

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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'Love your neighbor as yourself.' (Matt 22:36-40). how about we start with that one shall we? just a refresher that is Jesus said when asked to sum up the 10 commandments
And shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my commandments (exod 20:6)
Thou shalt not avenge, nor bear any grudge against the children of thy people, but thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself: I am the LORD.(Lev 19:18)

Yes, but how does the Bible define the word "neighbor"? It is right there in Lev 19:18, "the children of thy people".

Our neighbors are our fellow Christians.

respect and tolerance are marks of love and honour,

So-called tolerance is the exact opposite of Christian love. If someone you love chooses to destroy their life with drugs, would you tolerate their decision or would you try to get them help? If someone you love is not saved, would you tolerate that situation and let him go to Hell, or would you do whatever is in your power to get him saved?

again, your religion got its entire foundation out of mine try to remember that

That is an outrageous lie! Read this and be informed.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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and in the mean time while your religion bases itself off a book that catholics wrote half of

Wrong. We don't use the texts that the Catholics wrote (Alexandrian manuscripts and Latin Vulgate). We rightly reject those corrupt texts as heretical.

Our Bible is based off of the Textus Receptus, the Received Text.

i'll continue to stand by my statement that your religion is a derivative of mine.

And you will continue to be mistaken.

just like islamic is

You got that one right, probably more that you realize.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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lutheran is still considered by the catholic church to not be a protestant religion. The first protestant religion was created by henry VIII and was called church of england, not anglican which came later. Without henry's proclamation their still would not be christian religions other than lutheran and catholic.

It pains me to present this, but I figure you might respond to your own ring-kissing brethren better.
Have you heard of a little movement called the Reformation? It started with Luther. Do you really think that without the "heresies" he started, Henry would have considered splitting from the papacy?
Your own kind disagree with you about Lutherans being Protestants. Perhaps at one of your "church's" ritual boy diddlings you should have consulted on this before you started rambling on like a drunken cardinal.

[Justin Bill]

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and finally something you should remember JESUS was a practising JEW and he WAS NOT WHITE.

now, perhaps, just perhaps, Jesus was an American? after all this is his favorite land. I like to believe that he is, on the cross with the american flag behind him, knowing he died for the sins of all us in Freehold.

Welcome brother, I think you should read more on this website to truly understand the message we are trying to provide to you nasty, unwashed heathens.

I love you brother, I just disagree with the practice of using "science" instead of Gods word to cure people. nothing works like prayer on a gunshot wound

I look forward to seeing you at church in the stadium on sunday...

I think this sunday the preacher is going to bring out some sinners and we are going to throw fake stones at them.

Its still illegal to stone people in america, but we are working on bringing back gods law to this land.

[Brother Cletus]

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lutheran is still considered by the catholic church to not be a protestant religion. The first protestant religion was created by henry VIII and was called church of england, not anglican which came later. Without henry's proclamation their still would not be christian religions other than lutheran and catholic.

That's about the stupidest thing I've ever heard, Florence Nightingale.

Ever heard of John Calvin? Huldrych Zwingli? What exactly did you study during your 34 years at your Cathylicker colleges, how to molest little boys and get away with it?