Thank you, Landover

[Brother Habbo]

Hello Brothers and Sisters!

I came here from a gamer forum. I wanted to troll your forum because I heard about your "wacky beliefs" and I thought it would be a good source of lulz.

It turns out, your beliefs aren't so "wacky" after all. My forced "quiet time" gave me a chance lurk moar, read, and understand. Praise the Lord! I once was blind but now I see!

[Itachi]

Re: Thank you, Landover

I'm assuming this is a sarcastic post...

I, too, come from a gaming forum. I'll hang around here for a bit and see what it's like.

[JennyD]

Re: Thank you, Landover

I'm assuming this is a sarcastic post...

I, too, come from a gaming forum. I'll hang around here for a bit and see what it's like.

Itchi, why would he be sarcastic?

We follow the Word of God, 100%. What's wacky about that?

[Brother Habbo]

Re: Thank you, Landover

I'm assuming this is a sarcastic post...

I, too, come from a gaming forum. I'll hang around here for a bit and see what it's like.

My post was not sarcastic. Please hang around and maybe this site will change you as it has me.

I didn't type "I am retarded" in the OP. I typed another word, and the profanity filter here changed it. It's very appropriate, because only retards (or /b/tards) use that word. I can't tell you what that word is, because of the filter, but I can give you a clue. The word is a corruption of LOL.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Thank you, Landover

Brother Habbo. You make me happy. I'm glad to see you're coming around.
What's your favorite Chapter in The Bible?

[Talitha]

Re: Thank you, Landover

Hello Brothers and Sisters!

I came here from a gamer forum. I wanted to troll your forum because I heard about your "wacky beliefs" and I thought it would be a good source of I am retarded.

It turns out, your beliefs aren't so "wacky" after all. My forced "quiet time" gave me a chance lurk moar, read, and understand. Praise the Lord! I once was blind but now I see!

PRAISE JESUS!!!
His Love has cured yet another Retard. HE also cured this young man's Blindness

There are NO LIMITS to Jesus

[Brother Habbo]

Re: Thank you, Landover

Brother Habbo. You make me happy. I'm glad to see you're coming around.
What's your favorite Chapter in The Bible?

Thank you. I am glad too.

I have to confess that I haven't read enough of the Bible to have a favorite chapter yet. I like the book of Job so far. I saw the youtube video first: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHPg3kjKBRc , and now I'm reading the book.

[Brother Cletus]

Re: Thank you, Landover

Welcome Brother!

What is your favorite nickname for Hellary Clinton? Have you been shown the Godly PayPal button yet?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Thank you, Landover

Welcome Brother,

I hope you continue to walk the straight and narrow path that leads to JESUS!

Of course makig a generous donation to GOD'S Favorite Chruch does speed up the Salvation™ process.

Lve, Sister Thumper

[Brother Habbo]

Re: Thank you, Landover

Welcome Brother!

What is your favorite nickname for Hellary Clinton?

I haven't had time to come up with a good nickname for her yet. I only started hating her yesterday. I haven't even thrown out all of my Clinton '08 campaign stuff yet. It wouldn't all fit in my bin this morning. I'll have to throw the rest of it out next week.

I'm already working on finding some new campaign materials. How about "commie bitch" for a nickname?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Thank you, Landover

Praise Jesus! It seems like we have a new member taking his first steps toward Salvation©! Having been called to our Godly forum, he has already repented of Hellaryism! Glory!!

I'm sure you already feel better about yourself, don't you pal? How about taking the next logical step and hit the Paypal button at the bottom of this screen? Jesus needs a new pair of shoes!

[JennyD]

Re: Thank you, Landover

Thank you. I am glad too.

I have to confess that I haven't read enough of the Bible to have a favorite chapter yet. I like the book of Job so far. I saw the youtube video first: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHPg3kjKBRc , and now I'm reading the book.

Glory!

Habbo has, through the power of YouTube, begun to learn about the glorious and loving nature of our Lord!

Habbo, I can't begin to describe the joy I feel when another unsaved wretch takes those first halting steps toward a life of joy in the Lord.

(Pssst - The book of Job is one of my favorites, too! The ladies at the orphanage used to read it to me when I was little, when I was too young to understand why it was a good thing that the Lord eliminated my unGodly Roman Catholic parents in a horrible thresher accident in downtown Chicago when I was 5. Hearing about God's just and loving treatment of Job always made me feel better!)