[Faith_Machine]

Re: Your Help is Desperately Needed

Well, certainly not in the Catholic boy's schools!

[HTannor]

Re: Your Help is Desperately Needed

Living as a woman in Canada it was a yearly indoctrination course from about grade 5 forward. I believe they start in Kindergarten now.

I'd wager that is not taught in catlick schools.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Your Help is Desperately Needed

Who is making you take these rape awareness courses? Is this some kind of liberal indoctrination?

Living as a woman in Canada it was a yearly indoctrination course from about grade 5 forward. I believe they start in Kindergarten now.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Your Help is Desperately Needed

Who is making you take these rape awareness courses? Is this some kind of liberal indoctrination?

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Your Help is Desperately Needed

I really must object to all this blaming of the victims.

Do you all seriously think a boy has to act seductively before he finds himself impaled on a Catholic priest's engorged, eagerly twitching member?

Of course not!

Well I do sort of blame them when they're the type of person who approaches complete strangers with the opening line of "Hello, I'm a rape victim, let me tell you my horrible story so that you will feel sorry for me."

That's not the actions of a "victim" that's the actions of an attention whore. After all, isn't one of the so called symptoms of being a rape "victim" being ashamed and not wanting to talk about it?

That's what they told us in the umpteen "rape awareness courses" I've had to take over the course of my life.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Your Help is Desperately Needed

Professor Bessemer, I am awed by your resolve, yet concerned that you may be under nightly incubus/succubus attack!

Which brings to mind an interesting question:

An incubus is generally understood to be a male demon who violates women in their sleep...



...while a succubus is thought of as a female demon who violates sleeping men.



What, therefore, would we call a male demon that forces homosexual acts upon sleeping males?

The first idea that comes to mind would be "twinkubus," a portmanteau of the words "incubus" and "twink."

Not sure exactly what a twink is...



...but I know it's something filthy and gay. I'm not going to look it up on Urban Dictionary, however, because that's one of the sites that I'm using my parental controls to block, due to my history of Internet pornography addiction.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Your Help is Desperately Needed

Glad you escaped. Do you still have guilt and nightmares about all that...sodomy??

Unfortunately, I have nightmares about gay sex almost every night. From the moment I lay my head down onto my pillow until just before I wake up a few hours later cowering under my comforter, the devil assaults me constantly with image after horrible image of sweaty homosexuals having their way with me! My dreams are filled with gigantic erect penises, clenching anuses, and gallons and gallons of homosexual ejaculate. Needless to say, I do not relish my time "between the sheets" these days.

But since I am a certified Ex-Gay© and a saved True Christian™, I have faith that the Lord is only allowing Satan to tempt me as a way for me to show Him my strength. And I have pledged to Him that I will never, ever backslide into my former life as an insatiable manslut drug addict. Glory!

[Marisa L Sanchez]

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Son, that is a very tragic story, let me be the first to apologize to you. I am very, very sorry to hear that you are a sodomite dope addict. And if anyone here can truly feel your pain, it is me. You see, I was once a disgusting queer drug addict as well. If I had a nickel for every penis that I gleefully fellated, I would have storage issues, for all of the bags of nickels that is. Although, if I had that many hypothetical nickels, for all these years, I am sure at some point I would have gone to the bank and deposited them.

But I digress. Suffice it to say that I had disgusting gay sex with thousands of anonymous fags, so I understand what you are going through. I do have one question however. You said your first lover was your own father, correct? That makes you not only a homo, but also an incestualist. You need to cure yourself of this lifestyle choice as well. You see, if you stop being gay without dealing with the incest, you will more than likely find yourself in a relationship with either your mother or your sister, and that is hardly what God would want.

Glad you escaped. Do you still have guilt and nightmares about all that...sodomy??

[Professor Bessemer]

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I am not entirely sure where to post this, so forgive me if I have posted this in the wrong forum.

My name is Jesse, I'm 20 years old, and I live in Australia. I come to you for help and advice.

I am gay. I was raped and molested by my father as a young child and as a result I snapped at beat him to death shortly after my thirteenth birthday. As I was a minor, in Australian law my record was wiped upon my eighteenth birthday and as a result I am again a normal citizen.

I've been addicted to drugs since I was jailed and I can't get off them. If I'm not high I use sex as a way to forget my past. I have attempted suicide twice and failed, and I believe the reason was the Lord Jesus wanted me to stay and find this wonderful church. I desperatly need your help in beating the demon satan out of me. I want to become a true christian, but I know I am currently eternally damned to hell.

Please help.

Son, that is a very tragic story, let me be the first to apologize to you. I am very, very sorry to hear that you are a sodomite dope addict. And if anyone here can truly feel your pain, it is me. You see, I was once a disgusting queer drug addict as well. If I had a nickel for every penis that I gleefully fellated, I would have storage issues, for all of the bags of nickels that is. Although, if I had that many hypothetical nickels, for all these years, I am sure at some point I would have gone to the bank and deposited them.

But I digress. Suffice it to say that I had disgusting gay sex with thousands of anonymous fags, so I understand what you are going through. I do have one question however. You said your first lover was your own father, correct? That makes you not only a homo, but also an incestualist. You need to cure yourself of this lifestyle choice as well. You see, if you stop being gay without dealing with the incest, you will more than likely find yourself in a relationship with either your mother or your sister, and that is hardly what God would want.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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Well I think your being gay is pretty gross, after all, why would you want to do that? i agree you should jsut stop it and pray to jesus to make you better, i htink it probably has to do with the fact that you were molested as a child, i bet you are pretty handsome to make him want to do that to you and you probly just smiled too much as him, i suggest you get a hobby that will take your mind off of men, i want to be a chef and i think i will have my own restaruant and in it i will serve cuizine from all over the world, in cluding australia!! Yay!

Here is a recipe for AUSTRALIAN SHORT BREAD. I do luv short bread!!

These are great for a snack, to put in school lunches, or just to nibble on while you're surfing the net, although some people like to put some sort of icing on them, I prefer them plain... and more chewy than crispy... but that's just my personal preference, you will need 1 Cup of Self Raising Flour, ¾ of a Cup of sugar, ¾ of a Cup of desiccated coconut, 5oz melted butter, 1 Cup of Corn Flakes and this is what you do, you have to pour the melted butter over the dry ingredients and mix well, then press very firmly into a baking dish (not tray!) and cook until golden brown at about 350 degrees, mark with a sharp knife, and cut into slices while still warm, then let them cool off.

DEELIShious!! I hope you enjoy!!! And I hope they keep your mind off of doing gross things to your firends!!

I think you're a little short on Scripture there Frodo.

[Midge Murphy]

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Well I think your being gay is pretty gross, after all, why would you want to do that? i agree you should jsut stop it and pray to jesus to make you better, i htink it probably has to do with the fact that you were molested as a child, i bet you are pretty handsome to make him want to do that to you and you probly just smiled too much as him, i suggest you get a hobby that will take your mind off of men, i want to be a chef and i think i will have my own restaruant and in it i will serve cuizine from all over the world, in cluding australia!! Yay!

Here is a recipe for AUSTRALIAN SHORT BREAD. I do luv short bread!!

These are great for a snack, to put in school lunches, or just to nibble on while you're surfing the net, although some people like to put some sort of icing on them, I prefer them plain... and more chewy than crispy... but that's just my personal preference, you will need 1 Cup of Self Raising Flour, ¾ of a Cup of sugar, ¾ of a Cup of desiccated coconut, 5oz melted butter, 1 Cup of Corn Flakes and this is what you do, you have to pour the melted butter over the dry ingredients and mix well, then press very firmly into a baking dish (not tray!) and cook until golden brown at about 350 degrees, mark with a sharp knife, and cut into slices while still warm, then let them cool off.

DEELIShious!! I hope you enjoy!!! And I hope they keep your mind off of doing gross things to your firends!!

[Marisa L Sanchez]

Re: Your Help is Desperately Needed

I really must object to all this blaming of the victims.

Do you all seriously think a boy has to act seductively before he finds himself impaled on a Catholic priest's engorged, eagerly twitching member?

Of course not!

Exactly. Poor kid.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Your Help is Desperately Needed

I really must object to all this blaming of the victims.

Do you all seriously think a boy has to act seductively before he finds himself impaled on a Catholic priest's engorged, eagerly twitching member?

Of course not!

[JesseR]

Re: Your Help is Desperately Needed

Mmmmm...let me think. The little word 'No'?

There are plenty of ways.



If someone try that whit me...I would do ANYTHING for stop them.

YIC, Mari.

And you believed that I rolled over like a puppy-dog and asked for it? No. Of course I told him to stop. I punched him and hit him, but what does an eight-year-old boy have against a full-grown man? Nothing.

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: Your Help is Desperately Needed

So I was supposed to stop my father how?

Mmmmm...let me think. The little word 'No'?

There are plenty of ways.



If someone try that whit me...I would do ANYTHING for stop them.

YIC, Mari.