[TheDevilWorshippingScotsman]

Re: I intened to leave this world the same way I came into it!

Yeah, I did kind of fail there... sorry for any 'misunderstandings'
"Not prejudice at all are they(?)"
The bracketed question mark means I'm being sarcastic, for if you are unfamiliar with it.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: I intened to leave this world the same way I came into it!

Yeah, I did kind of fail there... sorry for any 'misunderstandings'
"Not prejudice at all are they(?)"
The bracketed question mark means I'm being sarcastic, for if you are unfamiliar with it.

Our dimwitted friend, you do know you can use this instead, right? --->

[Nighthawk]

Re: I intened to leave this world the same way I came into it!

I LUV a man in a kilt if i was in scottland i would totally look you up! i would make you a traditiaonl sottish dish caled haggis, you take a sheep stomacn and you put in blood and barely and sausage and biol it until it stinks up the hole house then you eat it. DEELIsihous!

That sounds like a horrible haggis recipe! I replace the stomach with a boiling bag (which works just fine, and smells better!) and I use gravy in place of blood... which is actually the way you're supposed to do it anyway!! I think with the blood, you may thinking of black pudding or spotted dick. Either way... no thanks! Give me a good old fashioned haggis and some tatties any day!! And if you really wanted to look me up, I live the Highlands of America- Colorado to be specific! You like a man in a kilt, I like short girls...

Our dimwitted friend, you do know you can use this instead, right? --->

...was that sarcasm?

[TheDevilWorshippingScotsman]

Re: I intened to leave this world the same way I came into it!

Our dimwitted friend, you do know you can use this instead, right? --->

I would... but the first thing most people look at is the picture (yes, even if it's a small circle with a face holding a sign), so you'd see the sarcasm first, my way you take at least a little longer.

[Nighthawk]

Re: I intened to leave this world the same way I came into it!

Yeah, I did kind of fail there... sorry for any 'misunderstandings'
"Not prejudice at all are they(?)"
The bracketed question mark means I'm being sarcastic, for if you are unfamiliar with it.

Yeah... They are indeed a little on the scary side. I've been lurking for quite some time, and I thought I should make my presence known. They need to join me on the Dark Side. We have cookies.

[godismighty]

Re: I intened to leave this world the same way I came into it!

Yes I'v heard that the vagina of brittish women are dangerous,but I didnt know they can kill you!

Thank GOD that I married A true christian Finnish wife!(needs beating seldomly)

[Callisto]

Re: I intened to leave this world the same way I came into it!

Bald, fat, naked, screaming and covered in goo!!

And through your mother's cooter?

[Nighthawk]

Re: I intened to leave this world the same way I came into it!

And through your mother's cooter?

If need be...

[Brother Helge]

Re: I intened to leave this world the same way I came into it!

If need be...

And you call us "a little on the scary side".

You came here uninvited, unwanted and unsaved.
Do you really want to die in that manner?

So far you have not praised Jesus or asked any meaningful questions regarding your salvation.

Why are you here?

[godismighty]

Re: I intened to leave this world the same way I came into it!

And you call us "a little on the scary side".

You came here uninvited, unwanted and unsaved.
Do you really want to die in that manner?

So far you have not praised Jesus or asked any meaningful questions regarding your salvation.

Why are you here?

he wants to suffocate in his mothers cooter, and hopes we can give advice...


SIR i belive you are on the wrong site. If you need advice on that subject please consult your doctor for more information.

[Nighthawk]

Re: I intened to leave this world the same way I came into it!

And you call us "a little on the scary side".

You came here uninvited, unwanted and unsaved.
Do you really want to die in that manner?

So far you have not praised Jesus or asked any meaningful questions regarding your salvation.

Why are you here?

Just for clarification then, since you obviously have no sense of humor... THAT WAS A JOKE!! Oh yeah, and I didn't ask any questions about my salvation because I already know the gods love me. I'm good in that respect, but thanks for the concern!!

[Brother Helge]

Re: I intened to leave this world the same way I came into it!

Just for clarification then, since you obviously have no sense of humor... THAT WAS A JOKE!!

I can't hear anyone laughing.

[godismighty]

Re: I intened to leave this world the same way I came into it!

Proverbs 13:5, "A righteous man hateth lying: but a wicked man is loathsome, and cometh to shame."


Zechariah 13:3, "...Thou shalt not live; for thou speakest lies in the name of the LORD: "


unsaved not welcome

[Nighthawk]

Re: I intened to leave this world the same way I came into it!

Proverbs 13:5, "A righteous man hateth lying: but a wicked man is loathsome, and cometh to shame."


Zechariah 13:3, "...Thou shalt not live; for thou speakest lies in the name of the LORD: "


unsaved not welcome

Here's me pretending to care...

[Zechariah Smyth]

Just for clarification then, since you obviously have no sense of humor... THAT WAS A JOKE!! Oh yeah, and I didn't ask any questions about my salvation because I already know the gods love me. I'm good in that respect, but thanks for the concern!!

The gods? Are you some kind of hindoo?

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth
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