[godismighty]

Re: I intened to leave this world the same way I came into it!

And you call us "a little on the scary side".

You came here uninvited, unwanted and unsaved.
Do you really want to die in that manner?

So far you have not praised Jesus or asked any meaningful questions regarding your salvation.

Why are you here?

he wants to suffocate in his mothers cooter, and hopes we can give advice...


SIR i belive you are on the wrong site. If you need advice on that subject please consult your doctor for more information.

[Brother Helge]

Re: I intened to leave this world the same way I came into it!

If need be...

And you call us "a little on the scary side".

You came here uninvited, unwanted and unsaved.
Do you really want to die in that manner?

So far you have not praised Jesus or asked any meaningful questions regarding your salvation.

Why are you here?

[Nighthawk]

Re: I intened to leave this world the same way I came into it!

And through your mother's cooter?

If need be...

[Callisto]

Re: I intened to leave this world the same way I came into it!

Bald, fat, naked, screaming and covered in goo!!

And through your mother's cooter?

[godismighty]

Re: I intened to leave this world the same way I came into it!

Yes I'v heard that the vagina of brittish women are dangerous,but I didnt know they can kill you!

Thank GOD that I married A true christian Finnish wife!(needs beating seldomly)

[Nighthawk]

Re: I intened to leave this world the same way I came into it!

Yeah, I did kind of fail there... sorry for any 'misunderstandings'
"Not prejudice at all are they(?)"
The bracketed question mark means I'm being sarcastic, for if you are unfamiliar with it.

Yeah... They are indeed a little on the scary side. I've been lurking for quite some time, and I thought I should make my presence known. They need to join me on the Dark Side. We have cookies.

[TheDevilWorshippingScotsman]

Re: I intened to leave this world the same way I came into it!

Our dimwitted friend, you do know you can use this instead, right? --->

I would... but the first thing most people look at is the picture (yes, even if it's a small circle with a face holding a sign), so you'd see the sarcasm first, my way you take at least a little longer.

[Nighthawk]

Re: I intened to leave this world the same way I came into it!

I LUV a man in a kilt if i was in scottland i would totally look you up! i would make you a traditiaonl sottish dish caled haggis, you take a sheep stomacn and you put in blood and barely and sausage and biol it until it stinks up the hole house then you eat it. DEELIsihous!

That sounds like a horrible haggis recipe! I replace the stomach with a boiling bag (which works just fine, and smells better!) and I use gravy in place of blood... which is actually the way you're supposed to do it anyway!! I think with the blood, you may thinking of black pudding or spotted dick. Either way... no thanks! Give me a good old fashioned haggis and some tatties any day!! And if you really wanted to look me up, I live the Highlands of America- Colorado to be specific! You like a man in a kilt, I like short girls...

Our dimwitted friend, you do know you can use this instead, right? --->

...was that sarcasm?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: I intened to leave this world the same way I came into it!

Yeah, I did kind of fail there... sorry for any 'misunderstandings'
"Not prejudice at all are they(?)"
The bracketed question mark means I'm being sarcastic, for if you are unfamiliar with it.

Our dimwitted friend, you do know you can use this instead, right? --->

[TheDevilWorshippingScotsman]

Re: I intened to leave this world the same way I came into it!

Yeah, I did kind of fail there... sorry for any 'misunderstandings'
"Not prejudice at all are they(?)"
The bracketed question mark means I'm being sarcastic, for if you are unfamiliar with it.

[Didymus Much]

Re: I intened to leave this world the same way I came into it!

not pregidous at all are they(?)

Can you try that again, but in English this time? Thanks!

[TheDevilWorshippingScotsman]

Re: I intened to leave this world the same way I came into it!

not pregidous at all are they(?)

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: I intened to leave this world the same way I came into it!

I LUV a man in a kilt if i was in scottland i would totally look you up!

Impossible for you to look him down in any case, right?

[Midge Murphy]

Re: I intened to leave this world the same way I came into it!

I LUV a man in a kilt if i was in scottland i would totally look you up! i would make you a traditiaonl sottish dish caled haggis, you take a sheep stomacn and you put in blood and barely and sausage and biol it until it stinks up the hole house then you eat it. DEELIsihous!

[Nighthawk]

Re: I intened to leave this world the same way I came into it!

Have you Facebook? Please say yes! I would like seeing more funny photos like this!!!

YIC, Mari.

Look for RS_Leather or the Renaissance Scots Living History Association and you should find me. It's so true that ladies love a man in a kilt...

Loud, ignorant, and unable to control your bowels?

That too!!

So tell us what "clan" are you and are you a true sweaty

Well, the first question I can answer easily enough- MacLeod. The second... well, good girls don't ask. Bad girls find out for themselves...