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  • Humongous
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    Re: Hello. awnser these questions.

    Originally posted by Two-Dollar Bill View Post
    I'm impressed that you other True Christians™ could actually decipher that pidgin language the OP was trying to pass off as American. My cat has better lingual skills and American is his third language.

    None the less. AMEN!
    I like cats too. I wish mines could talk too.

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  • Two-Dollar Bill
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    I'm impressed that you other True Christians™ could actually decipher that pidgin language the OP was trying to pass off as American. My cat has better lingual skills and American is his third language.

    None the less. AMEN!

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  • ExGay Alex
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    Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
    Fortunately, we know better. Through Christ all things are possible. We can become born again, rid our lives of sin, and become new creatures through Christ Jesus. Sinners can be free from sin. We all know this because we see it every day. We live it in our own lives.

    Can I get an AMEN?
    AMEN!!!

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Amen!!

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  • Pastor Billy-Reuben
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    He might as well say that thieves are born thieves, or that murderers are born murderers, and they can't change, either.

    Fortunately, we know better. Through Christ all things are possible. We can become born again, rid our lives of sin, and become new creatures through Christ Jesus. Sinners can be free from sin. We all know this because we see it every day. We live it in our own lives.

    Can I get an AMEN?

    I truly feel sorry for our friend Zen Hacker, that he doesn't know the true joy and freedom that can be had by being saved.

    Zen, I'm going to level with you. I know that the Holy Spirit led you to our forum for a reason. He wants you to know that you no longer have to be a slave to sin. You can be free. Doesn't that sound nice? No more waking up all hungover with some ugly harlot in your bed that you're wondering how to get rid of, and worrying about what you might have caught from her. No more waiting in line at the check-cashing place on Friday afternoon so you can spend your whole week's wages on drugs.

    Imagine a life where you are doing an honest day's work for honest pay, living in a house with a good Christian wife, raising up a brood of youngin's to be fine upstanding Christians, and living your life in celebration of the One who gave you your life. That sounds a lot better, doesn't it?

    You have to want it. You have to recognize that you are a worthless sinner, like we all once were. You have to be ready to repent of your sin, and live your life without it. Then you have to believe that Jesus died so that you can be forgiven of your sins, and accept him as your savior. Once you do that, everything will fall into place. You will be a brand new man.

    Can you do that? Are you ready?

    Pastor Billy-Reuben

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  • ExGay Alex
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    I was NOT born gay. I was not born sitting in my parents house and staring at Santiago, our yard boy, a yard boy with smile that lit up all of San Diego. It was Satan that tempted me to stand close to him in the garage, Satan that made me try to kiss him, Satan that led my hands. My Heavenly father stepped in and prevented any unseemly acts by causing Santiago to push me back and flee the garage and my Earthly father protected me and fired Santiago when I mentioned to him that some tools were missing from the garage. (I found them a few days later, praise Jesus!).

    Satan is relentless, however, and led me to a string of full sexual liaisons, but then my father sent me to a camp for boys so possessed. This camp, filled with other teenagers such as myself, who lusted after other boys and found themselves away from home, was the perfect place to cure homosexuality. We filled our lonliness with Jesus. Through prayer, we removed the Devil from our hearts in the name of Christ. Now I don't do those nasty things. How can I be gay if i I do not have sex with men?

    As for "what's wrong with being an atheist?", well that's just a silly question. Whosoever does not accept Jesus as his personal savior goes to Hell. See John 3:16.

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  • James Hutchins
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    Originally posted by zehhacker View Post
    Hey mate, Thanks for your reply.

    Hmm, I was not talking about the bible.
    I was talking about telling your child a story his/her whole life.


    Why would you ever want to tell a child a story full of lies? In my opinion, that is child abuse.

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  • InHisGlory
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    Originally posted by zehhacker View Post
    I wanted to continue a serious discussion.
    But some ex-gay ?!?! guy started accusing me already.

    Btw, How can you be ''ex-gay'' You cant be ''ex-gay''
    You aether like man, or woman, You cant first like man and then say to your self. well i don't like that anymore. People are born gay, you cant change that. Its like being born male or female.
    What a bigoted thing to say! The good folks here at Landover are trying their darnedest to lead queers away from Satan, and you come here telling all the ex-gays that their efforts are for naught?!

    Anyway, So your accusing me already? Thats very typical american.
    Why must you accuse me? Because you could not understand what i said?
    Thats not such a very good move.
    There are no accusations in these forums. Only men judging other men based on the word of our Lord.

    The Bible says:
    "Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honour the person of the mighty: [but] in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour."
    Lev 19:15

    We are commanded to judge our neighbors. Our dear Brother Enoch passed righteous judgment when he said:
    "So yes, you are common. You are one of the very many who have rejected Jesus and Salvation and will burn for eternity in the fires of Hell!"

    I agree wholeheartedly with the above statement.

    Anti-Americans are made. If someone is an anti-American, its probably with a reason.
    You are right. Satan makes anti-Americanism. You are simply the bumbling fool tricked by Satan. I pity your lack of sight.

    You acted as if being atheist is a bad thing,
    Is it really so bad to think your own way?
    Is it really so bad to have your VERY own thoughts about subjects?
    Too easy. I won't even bother with such piffle. Ask Satan when you meet him if thinking your own thoughts was a good idea.

    i ask you this, when is something normal?
    Normal is something that is most common.

    I am, an common person.
    People like you guys, are rare.
    I'm glad that you unwittingly agreed that queers are abnormal. After all, minorities do deserve to be called abnormal.

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  • Pastor Billy-Reuben
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    Originally posted by zehhacker View Post
    People are born gay, you cant change that.
    What a hateful and bigoted thing to say. Shame on you.

    Pastor Billy-Reuben

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  • Brother Enoch
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    Originally posted by zehhacker View Post
    I am, an common person.
    People like you guys, are rare.
    Finally you say something that makes sense! (I guess it's a thousand monkeys on a thousand typewriters type thing). I agree with you, we are rare! Jesus also agrees and said so in Matthew 22:14

    For many are called, but few are chosen.

    So yes, you are common. You are one of the very many who have rejected Jesus and Salvation and will burn for eternity in the fires of Hell! WE are the rare ones who are True Christians™ and will spend all eternity in Heaven worshiping Jesus (and not burning).

    Have a happy afterlife.

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  • RevDrJack
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    Originally posted by zehhacker View Post
    I wanted to continue a serious discussion.
    But some ex-gay ?!?! guy started accusing me already.

    Btw, How can you be ''ex-gay'' You cant be ''ex-gay''
    You aether like man, or woman, You cant first like man and then say to your self. well i don't like that anymore. People are born gay, you cant change that. Its like being born male or female.

    Anyway, So your accusing me already? Thats very typical american.
    Why must you accuse me? Because you could not understand what i said?
    Thats not such a very good move.

    Loudmouth? Sorry, i always speak what i have in mind. why would i hide my thoughts?
    Anti-Americans are made. If someone is an anti-American, its probably with a reason.

    You acted as if being atheist is a bad thing,
    Is it really so bad to think your own way?
    Is it really so bad to have your VERY own thoughts about subjects?


    i ask you this, when is something normal?
    Normal is something that is most common.

    I am, an common person.
    People like you guys, are rare.

    But when i saw on some account that they HIT WOMAN.
    I was literately shocked.

    Besides all the trolling, If you HIT your wife, you should burn in hell for the rest of your life. Seriously.

    Another thing, ''experimenting'' ''tri's'' ''cheating'' is in our nature.
    Look at the animals in this world. Really, look at it.
    They all do it, its natural.
    Wrong!


    Rom 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
    Rom 1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

    Please understand Friend, this Forum cannot be used to further your pro-homasexual campaign.

    YIC

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  • Nighthawk
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    zehhacker- you, sir, are speaking in metaphor. Good luck with that... I can't seem to get these folks to understand the difference between wearing a kilt and cross dressing either!

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  • fudgepacker
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    Re: Hello. awnser these questions.

    I wanted to continue a serious discussion.
    But some ex-gay ?!?! guy started accusing me already.

    Btw, How can you be ''ex-gay'' You cant be ''ex-gay''
    You aether like man, or woman, You cant first like man and then say to your self. well i don't like that anymore. People are born gay, you cant change that. Its like being born male or female.

    Anyway, So your accusing me already? Thats very typical american.
    Why must you accuse me? Because you could not understand what i said?
    Thats not such a very good move.

    Loudmouth? Sorry, i always speak what i have in mind. why would i hide my thoughts?
    Anti-Americans are made. If someone is an anti-American, its probably with a reason.

    You acted as if being atheist is a bad thing,
    Is it really so bad to think your own way?
    Is it really so bad to have your VERY own thoughts about subjects?


    i ask you this, when is something normal?
    Normal is something that is most common.

    I am, an common person.
    People like you guys, are rare.

    But when i saw on some account that they HIT WOMAN.
    I was literately shocked.

    Besides all the trolling, If you HIT your wife, you should burn in hell for the rest of your life. Seriously.

    Another thing, ''experimenting'' ''tri's'' ''cheating'' is in our nature.
    Look at the animals in this world. Really, look at it.
    They all do it, its natural.

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  • ExGay Alex
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    What if we told our children that trees are made of wood. And they believed it. Because it is so, after all. And then you came along and could not demonstrate that it wasn't true. Doesn't that make you just a loudmouth anti-American Eurotrash atheist? Discuss.
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  • RevDrJack
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    Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
    Bobby Joe, I think either this guy doesn't speak English and is trying to use Babelfish to communicate with us, or else he's on an iPhone and his auto-complete is going haywire.

    "Tree's made out of unicorns their whole life"

    I wonder what he was really trying to say.

    Of course, the other possibility is that he is whacked out of his mind on drugs.

    Pastor Billy-Reuben
    That is a strong possibility Pastor.

    YIC

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