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    Please Help!

    Greetings fellow Christ Lovers,

    I just finished my daily Bible reading session and I discovered something terrifying! According to the Bible, NONE of us will ever go to Heaven! Look for yourselves!

    John 3:13 - No one has ever gone into heaven except the one who came from heaven—the Son of Man.
    John 9:35-37 - Jesus heard that they had thrown him out, and when he found him, he said, "Do you believe in the Son of Man?" "Who is he, sir?" the man asked. "Tell me so that I may believe in him." Jesus said, "You have now seen him; in fact, he is the one speaking with you."

    So only the Son of Man, who is Jesus, can ever go to Heaven! How can this be?!?
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  • #2
    Re: Please Help!

    That's not an introduction. God will not be mocked.

    Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
    1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
    1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #3
      Re: Please Help!

      Originally posted by John1234 View Post
      Greetings fellow Christ Lovers,

      I just finished my daily Bible reading session and I discovered something terrifying! According to the Bible, NONE of us will ever go to Heaven! Look for yourselves!

      John 3:13 - No one has ever gone into heaven except the one who came from heaven—the Son of Man.
      John 9:35-37 - Jesus heard that they had thrown him out, and when he found him, he said, "Do you believe in the Son of Man?" "Who is he, sir?" the man asked. "Tell me so that I may believe in him." Jesus said, "You have now seen him; in fact, he is the one speaking with you."

      So only the Son of Man, who is Jesus, can ever go to Heaven! How can this be?!?
      Matthew 15:16 And Iesus said, Are yee also yet without vnderstanding?

      Now, this is one verse where I prefer a modern translation:

      Jesus replied, "You too? Are you being willfully stupid?"
      Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

      2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



      King James Bible v1611

      Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!

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      • #4
        Re: Please Help!

        I'll presume you are genuinely stupid rather than just a troll.

        I'm fairly sure that refers to before the cruxifiction, when Christ died for our sins so those of us who live according to God's word in the Bible may live on after death.

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        • #5
          Re: Please Help!

          Originally posted by John1234 View Post
          Greetings fellow Christ Lovers,

          I just finished my daily Bible reading session and I discovered something terrifying! According to the Bible, NONE of us will ever go to Heaven! Look for yourselves!

          John 3:13 - No one has ever gone into heaven except the one who came from heaven—the Son of Man.
          John 9:35-37 - Jesus heard that they had thrown him out, and when he found him, he said, "Do you believe in the Son of Man?" "Who is he, sir?" the man asked. "Tell me so that I may believe in him." Jesus said, "You have now seen him; in fact, he is the one speaking with you."

          So only the Son of Man, who is Jesus, can ever go to Heaven! How can this be?!?

          but it really doesnt concern you, does it? your UNSAVED TRASH! tchootchoo the express train to hell goes in 5 minutes.
          Brininging true christianity ™ to the Eskimo wastelands of the north!

          Romans 14:1
          As for the one who is weak in faith, welcome him, but not to quarrel over opinions.

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          • #6
            Re: Please Help!

            Originally posted by John1234 View Post
            Greetings fellow Christ Lovers,

            I just finished my daily Bible reading session and I discovered something terrifying! According to the Bible, NONE of us will ever go to Heaven! Look for yourselves!

            John 3:13 - No one has ever gone into heaven except the one who came from heaven—the Son of Man.
            John 9:35-37 - Jesus heard that they had thrown him out, and when he found him, he said, "Do you believe in the Son of Man?" "Who is he, sir?" the man asked. "Tell me so that I may believe in him." Jesus said, "You have now seen him; in fact, he is the one speaking with you."

            So only the Son of Man, who is Jesus, can ever go to Heaven! How can this be?!?
            There's this little thing called "context."

            Look into it.

            Wait, you might be too stupid or lazy to do that. Here, let me help you. This is how Webster's Dictionary defines the term:

            con·text
               [kon-tekst]
            –noun
            1.
            the parts of a written or spoken statement that precede or follow a specific word or passage, usually influencing its meaning or effect: You have misinterpreted GOD'S INFALLIBLE, HOLY WORD because you took it out of context.
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            • #7
              Re: Please Help!

              Originally posted by John1234 View Post
              Greetings fellow Christ Lovers,

              I just finished my daily Bible reading session and I discovered something terrifying! According to the Bible, NONE of us will ever go to Heaven! Look for yourselves!

              John 3:13 - No one has ever gone into heaven except the one who came from heaven—the Son of Man.
              John 9:35-37 - Jesus heard that they had thrown him out, and when he found him, he said, "Do you believe in the Son of Man?" "Who is he, sir?" the man asked. "Tell me so that I may believe in him." Jesus said, "You have now seen him; in fact, he is the one speaking with you."

              So only the Son of Man, who is Jesus, can ever go to Heaven! How can this be?!?
              You have a problem with past and future tense don't you? I know it can be difficult for some people. Is their a small child there who could explain it to you?

              YiC

              Jack
              Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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              I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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              • #8
                Re: Please Help!

                Originally posted by John1234 View Post
                Greetings fellow Christ Lovers,

                I just finished my daily Bible reading session and I discovered something terrifying! According to the Bible, NONE of us will ever go to Heaven! Look for yourselves!
                Dear god mocking fool. Maybe you should really study the Bible and not just pretend to. Also studying the language to understand difference between past and future tense would help.

                What John tells us is the same fact that is consistent through the Bible. When man dies, he is dead and does not go to heaven or hell. So your grandmother is not in the heaven watching you. Jesus is the only one who went to heaven ( after his temporary dead ).

                Then we get the rapture, 1000 year kingdom and resurrections.

                Rev 20:4-6 - And I saw thrones, and they sat upon them, and judgment was given unto them: and I saw the souls of them that were beheaded for the witness of Jesus, and for the word of God, and which had not worshipped the beast, neither his image, neither had received his mark upon their foreheads, or in their hands; and they lived and reigned with Christ a thousand years. But the rest of the dead lived not again until the thousand years were finished. This is the first resurrection. Blessed and holy is he that hath part in the first resurrection: on such the second death hath no power, but they shall be priests of God and of Christ, and shall reign with him a thousand years.

                John 5:29 - And shall come forth; they that have done good, unto the resurrection of life; and they that have done evil, unto the resurrection of damnation.

                Daniel 12:2 - And many of them that sleep in the dust of the earth shall awake, some to everlasting life, and some to shame and everlasting contempt.

                Jesus led you here on purpose, throw your hate away and read the KJV 1611.

                YiC, M
                Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

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