[Faith_Machine]

Re: An Open Letter to New Troublemakers

Didymus, you know so much about the Bible, why don't you just leap out in faith and accept Jesus? Please? A bunch of us have been praying for the longest time that you would come to Him.

[Didymus Much]

Re: An Open Letter to New Troublemakers

Nobody and I mean nobody has gone to heaven before 1620 when Landover Baptist Church was founded.

Most people, who want to appear "intelligent", actually familiarize themselves with the subject material before offering opinions, lest they, through ignorance, insert pedal appendages in their oral cavities as you have done.

There's Enoch, and Lazarus (not the raised-from-the-dead Lazarus, the "rich man and Lazarus" parable Lazarus), the thief from Calvary, and Jesus (obv.).

Everyone else that's died, including your Gran that the preist/pastor lied to you about, saying, "She's in a better place, now"? Not in Heaven, but not in Hell (yet), either. They're lying, unknowing (Ecclesiastes 9:5), in their graves, waiting for the Resurrection.

or continue looking foolish. Your choice.

[Ignorant Buttmunch]

Re: An Open Letter to New Troublemakers

Nobody and I mean nobody has gone to heaven before 1620 when Landover Baptist Church was founded.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: An Open Letter to New Troublemakers

There are a lot of new people posting here who I think need to be reminded of the message contained in this thread.

You're welcome, trash.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: An Open Letter to New Troublemakers

70% of the people on earth will therefore to go to hell.

For only 70% of the people on Earth to spend eternity in Hell, the Landover Baptist Church would have to be wildly successful at winning a LOT of souls for Jesus.

Thank you SO MUCH for expressing your optimism regarding our humble efforts!

[Ungodlyatheist]

Re: An Open Letter to New Troublemakers

If you disagree with us, you will burn in hell.

70% of the people on earth will therefore to go to hell. Nice to know. They are just useless thrash tho, since they disagreed with out almighty fantasies.

May the power of Sol bless us all in the end, let the ones disagreeing go to the pool of tar and suffer for eternity. HELLBOURNE WINS

[RevDrJack]

Re: An Open Letter to New Troublemakers

Dear God-mocking idiot,

Perhaps you're wondering why I didn't post anything in your particular "introduction" thread.

Maybe you're feeling left out because I didn't take the time to refute each of your asinine points.

Maybe you're even disappointed you couldn't goad me into specifically rebuking you in particular.

Well, it's like this:

As much as I'm on fire for the Lord, and as much as I love to SHOUT GLORY and share the Good News of Jesus Christ, I find it wholly unnecessary to get into shouting matches with the likes of you.

Why?

Because even if every single Forum Member, True Christian™, and Pastor here was suddenly struck mute, you'd still find out soon enough the things which God wants you to be aware of.

Trust me on this, He has ways of getting his point across.

Don't quite understand what I'm getting at?


Don't worry, you will.

Faith Machine, I thank you for this wonderful form, which will save a lot of time on days when the introduction section is overloaded with new unsaved trash. You really do get to the point with this graphic image. Your hard work and dedication will be rewarded with our gratitude.

That old saying applies here - "A picture says a thousand words."

PRAISE JESUS

[MarÃa Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: An Open Letter to New Troublemakers

Wow! I love this first poster idea Brother Faith!
Is perfect this for all the idiots that come (and I no need 20kg of brain's power to see that a new member what's name start whit 'th' and finish whit 'eleper' is a idiot what need really really this letter of advises so that they stop wasting the time of the people like you and me - especially me, cos I take more time for understand their estupidnesses.)...

where were I..? It's no matter, wow!

YIC, Mari

[theleper]

Re: An Open Letter to New Troublemakers

No, pffft is not a fact. I thought she was referring to the post I linked earlier. That's what I meant by stating facts.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: An Open Letter to New Troublemakers

Shela: I was not mocking anyone; I was merely stating a fact. I do not hate Jesus. I love him. In a totally homosexual way.
Two-Dollar Bill: That's true, also. It should be "waste our time".

So "pffft" is a fact? Who knew!



FTR, Jesus does not return homersexual advances. You're probably used to that, though.

He WILL send you to hell for being a rump-ranger, though.



Are you yet another of the b-tards that are (temporarily) overrunning our peaceful, loving site? Watch the company you keep!

(Amos 3:3) "Can two walk together, except they be agreed?"

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[theleper]

Re: An Open Letter to New Troublemakers

Shela: I was not mocking anyone; I was merely stating a fact. I do not hate Jesus. I love him. In a totally homosexual way.
Two-Dollar Bill: That's true, also. It should be "waste our time".

[Two-Dollar Bill]

Re: An Open Letter to New Troublemakers

Did not make one; didn't wanna waste your time since I won't be frequenting this place.

Dear baby, I fixed that for you.

[Shela Tansper]

Re: An Open Letter to New Troublemakers

So why did you come to our forum was it just to mock us and why do you hate Jesus so much

[theleper]

Re: An Open Letter to New Troublemakers

Did not make one; didn't wanna waste my time since I won't be frequenting this place. I did make a post over here though.

[Shela Tansper]

Re: An Open Letter to New Troublemakers

pffft.

I don't seem to be able to find your introduction anywhere or have you just the three letters on your keyboard or maybe you are a tard and can only type using your feet