New around her.

[Minister of Youth]

Hello, LBC.

I happened to stumble on your forums today and thought I'd might as well sign up. I'd like to take this time and thank you for being an open community. If you'd like to know anything about me, please don't hesitate to ask. I am not ashamed to admit my flaws. Thank you.

- Minister of Youth

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: New around her.

Tell us more about yourself, friend.

YiC,

Z. Smyth
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[Little Donkey]

Re: New around her.

All we ask is you follow the Word of God, for your own sake. Are you in one of those new-fangled happy bunny Churches?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: New around her.

That was a rotten introduction. What church do you attend? What is a "minister of youth?" We don't know your name or how old you are...

[Sweetgirl_dca15]

Re: New around her.

I´m a newbie here but I guess I might as well Welcome you brother Minister!

How nice to have one more person to praise Jesus and The Lord along with us!!!

YiC
Cristina

[Minister of Youth]

Re: New around her.

All we ask is you follow the Word of God, for your own sake. Are you in one of those new-fangled happy bunny Churches?

I am unaware of what a "new-fangled happy bunny Church" is. Care explaining?

That was a rotten introduction. What church do you attend? What is a "minister of youth?" We don't know your name or how old you are...

Terribly sorry, Pastor. I attend church at Granger Community in northern Indiana. A minister of youth is one who seeks to help youth share their gifts, grow in life skills, develop a positive self-image, overcome prejudices, develop respect for differences, serve those in need, and foster social change, participate in the sacraments, develop a personal spirituality and prayer life, apply Christian faith to daily life, integrate Christian values, participate in the Church, and develop a personal relationship with Jesus. My name is Gregory, though I go by Greg. I am 21 years old. If there is anything else I didn't mention and you'd like to know, please ask.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: New around her.

I am unaware of what a "new-fangled happy bunny Church" is. Care explaining?



Terribly sorry, Pastor. I attend church at Granger Community in northern Indiana. A minister of youth is one who seeks to help youth share their gifts, grow in life skills, develop a positive self-image, overcome prejudices, develop respect for differences, serve those in need, and foster social change, participate in the sacraments, develop a personal spirituality and prayer life, apply Christian faith to daily life, integrate Christian values, participate in the Church, and develop a personal relationship with Jesus. My name is Gregory, though I go by Greg. I am 21 years old. If there is anything else I didn't mention and you'd like to know, please ask.

Sacraments? Respect differences?

You sound like a fag. Are you a papist?

[Minister of Youth]

Re: New around her.

Sacraments? Respect differences?

You sound like a fag. Are you a papist?

Yes. The sacraments of communion*. Not sure what is wrong with respecting differences, but that's fine. And I can assure you, I am no papist.

[Little Donkey]

Re: New around her.

...help youth share their gifts, grow in life skills, develop a positive self-image, overcome prejudices, develop respect for differences, serve those in need, and foster social change, participate in the sacraments, develop a personal spirituality and prayer life...

NICE ONE!!! Almost had me for a second there!

[Minister of Youth]

Re: New around her.

NICE ONE!!! Almost had me for a second there!

I don't quite understand what you are implying.

[Kristin Marlow]

Re: New around her.

"New around her" -- New prostitute, I'm guessing.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: New around her.

Yes.

"Yes", what? "Yes" you are a fag?

[Shela Tansper]

Re: New around her.

You like being around young childen then, are you a paedo with disturbing images on his computer

[Two-Dollar Bill]

Re: New around her.

Goodness, this guy sounds like a flagrant child molester. I wouldn't let any of my three boys around this goon, even if he was trying to spread the Lord's good word. I'd rather they went without a bit of Bible than end up traumatized for life.

STAY AWAY FROM MY CHILDREN YOU GAY!!!

[Minister of Youth]

Re: New around her.

"New around her" -- New prostitute, I'm guessing.

Isn't that cute. Making a distasteful joke out of an obvious typo. Thanks for playing though.

"Yes", what? "Yes" you are a fag?

You're obviously not an expert reader. Usually when replying to a serious of questions, one with an IQ of over 100 would reply in the order of which they were asked. Good game, bro.

You like being around young childen then, are you a paedo with disturbing images on his computer

Darn! You caught me. It is obvious that since I spend my days making sure children don't have as bad as a life as I did that I am actually just wanting to diddle their no-no parts. Thanks for being an uptight closed minded quick-to-judge fake follower. You're just what the "Christian" world needs.

Goodness, this guy sounds like a flagrant child molester. I wouldn't let any of my three boys around this goon, even if he was trying to spread the Lord's good word. I'd rather they went without a bit of Bible than end up traumatized for life.

STAY AWAY FROM MY CHILDREN YOU GAY!!!

As it seems, it's not just your children going without "a bit of the bible". Seems you like to stay in the old testament where God is described as an angry and hateful God. You must be a Jew since you forget to read, or at least follow, the teaching of Jesus. If your children are to be traumatized for any reason, I'm sure it'll be mostly due to the fact that the guy raising them is such a hypocritical extremist messianic bigot. And no, sir, I am in no way gay. Thanks for taking the time to jump to conclusions though. Ciao for now.