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  • FInalMessanger
    Unsaved trash, teenaged pervert
    • Jul 2011
    • 3

    #1

    final message

    Hello those of you admins who are still stuck in a very primitive form of human evolution. Yes I talk to all the pastors and "True Christians" on this site who have chosen ignorance over education and enlightenment.
    I would also like to say hello to the members on this forum who have manage to fool the majority of these morons. Not that this is hard but some of you have done exceptionally well. Betty Bowers for instance.
    But this is a message to everyone whether you be atheist or christian.
    Atheists and trolls, It is time to leave these simple minded neanderthals to dwell in their own stupidity. Whether there is a god or not, he or she will not be found here. God does not dwell on these forums, nor is the bible Gods word.
    And a last word directed to the admins and dedicated users on this forum. Thank you. Thank you so much for everything you do not do for society. Thank you for being a meaningless waste of space. Thank you for blaming innocent girls for being raped. You simple minded fools leading poor girls to believe that they are unworthy whores because a drunk, perverted, ass hole decided to victimize them.
    To all young impressionable users @Felicity you have a lot to live for, but your parents and mentors are wrong and are misleading you. I feel sorry for you because it is you who suffers most from these people. If only you knew what you could achieve.
    Good Bye
    A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
  • Billy Bob Jenkins
    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
    Hates anal sex. And trees.
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 8337

    #2
    Re: final message

    Originally posted by FInalMessanger View Post
    tl;dr
    Welcome to God's favorite forum, friend. Tell us about your relationship with Jesus the Christ.
    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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    • FInalMessanger
      Unsaved trash, teenaged pervert
      • Jul 2011
      • 3

      #3
      Re: final message

      Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
      Welcome to God's favorite forum, friend. Tell us about your relationship with Jesus the Christ.
      You obviously didn't get the message.
      A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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      • Billy Bob Jenkins
        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
        Hates anal sex. And trees.
        True Christian™
        • May 2010
        • 8337

        #4
        Re: final message

        Originally posted by FInalMessanger View Post
        You obviously didn't get the message.
        Sorry. Your username has too many typos in it for me to bother reading what you have to say. I was just wondering about your relationship with Jesus. Expound.
        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #5
          Re: final message

          What exactly is a "messanger?"
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • FInalMessanger
            Unsaved trash, teenaged pervert
            • Jul 2011
            • 3

            #6
            Re: final message

            Hey Thanks for the lovely message. Love your infraction. You can regulate your website good for you. Have fun you crazy lunes!
            A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #7
              Re: final message

              Originally posted by FInalMessanger View Post
              Hey Thanks for the lovely message. Love your infraction. You can regulate your website good for you. Have fun you crazy lunes!
              What is a "lune?"
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Kristin Marlow
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Jun 2011
                • 74

                #8
                Re: final message

                Originally posted by FInalMessanger View Post
                Have fun you crazy lunes!
                Have fun roasting in Hellfire and being sodomized by satan.
                Matthew 9:12-13
                (12) But when Jesus heard [that], he said unto them, They that be whole need not a physician, but they that are sick.
                (13) But go ye and learn what [that] meaneth, I will have mercy, and not sacrifice: for I am not come to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.

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                • landoverlover
                  Also loves Jesus and America
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2010
                  • 828

                  #9
                  Re: final message

                  Originally posted by FInalMessanger View Post
                  Hey Thanks for the lovely message. Love your infraction. You can regulate your website good for you. Have fun you crazy lunes!
                  When is your FINAL final message? I missed the applause for your encore.....
                  Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

                  2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



                  King James Bible v1611

                  Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!

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                  • Zechariah Smyth
                    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                    True Christian™
                    • Feb 2011
                    • 15251

                    #10
                    Re: final message

                    I suppose you can provide Scriptural references to back all that up, right?

                    Yours in Christ,

                    Z. Smyth
                    Posted via Mobile Device
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                    • Jedediah
                      True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                      Fisher of Men
                      True Christian™
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 6824

                      #11
                      Re: final message

                      Why are you so full of hatred, friend? I understand that you have not accepted Jesus Christ as your personal LORD and Savior, and therefore are incapable of loving anyone or anything.

                      But why do you feel the need to come here and spew your anti-Christian hate speech at us on our private church message board? I suppose little more could be expected from one who refuses to acknowledge God, even though you know in your black little heart that He exists.

                      We expect this sort of thing, though. God knew wicked little men like yourself would come along and persecute us, and we have already been warned about your type.

                      Matthew 10:22
                      And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.


                      My family and I will pray that you come to Jesus before it is too late.
                      II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                      And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                      In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                      Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



                      The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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                      • Faith_Machine
                        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Mar 2011
                        • 10050

                        #12
                        Re: final message

                        Originally posted by FInalMessanger View Post
                        To all young impressionable users @Felicity you have a lot to live for, but your parents and mentors are wrong and are misleading you. I feel sorry for you because it is you who suffers most from these people. If only you knew what you could achieve.
                        Good Bye
                        Oh, I'll bet you'd just LOVE to build rapport with young Felicity. Well guess again, you online predator, 'cause it ain't gonna happen!
                        WARNING:
                        In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
                        REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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                        • Shela Tansper
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Sep 2010
                          • 240

                          #13
                          Re: final message

                          Oh my thats a relief i thought it said final massager, so it's not someone offering little extras then
                          The Shela Tansper corrective school for boys 13 to 18 years old

                          King James Bible v1611
                          A passage a day keeps satan away

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                          • MitzaLizalor
                            Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2010
                            • 14657

                            #14
                            Re: final message

                            Originally posted by Shela Tansper View Post
                            Oh my thats a relief i thought it said final massager, so it's not someone offering little extras then
                            Why oh why do these emo types always sign off with "good-bye" ..










                            .. and then come back

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                            • James Hutchins
                              True Christian™
                              Just a Regular Nice Guy
                               
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 29457

                              #15
                              Re: final message

                              Originally posted by FInalMessanger View Post
                              Hello those of you admins who are still stuck in a very primitive form of human evolution. Yes I talk to all the pastors and "True Christians" on this site who have chosen ignorance over education and enlightenment.
                              I would also like to say hello to the members on this forum who have manage to fool the majority of these mormons. Not that this is hard but some of you have done exceptionally well. Betty Bowers for instance.
                              But this is a message to everyone whether you be atheist or christian.
                              Atheists and trolls, It is time to leave these simple minded neanderthals to dwell in their own stupidity. Whether there is a god or not, he or she will not be found here. God does not dwell on these forums, nor is the bible Gods word.
                              And a last word directed to the admins and dedicated users on this forum. Thank you. Thank you so much for everything you do not do for society. Thank you for being a meaningless waste of space. Thank you for blaming innocent girls for being raped. You simple minded fools leading poor girls to believe that they are unworthy whores because a drunk, perverted, ass hole decided to victimize them.
                              To all young impressionable users @Felicity you have a lot to live for, but your parents and mentors are wrong and are misleading you. I feel sorry for you because it is you who suffers most from these people. If only you knew what you could achieve.
                              Good Bye
                              I never heard of you. What are blabbering about?
                              You should never post drunk like that. And why are you a perverted drunk asshole that likes to victimize whores? Do you have mother issues?

                              You know son, if you'd stop looking at internet porn (yes, we know you can find it if you look hard enough) and turn your eyes to Jesus. you will feel so much betters.
                              Tell me child, what passage do you find is most soothing? How do you feel it is God entering you? I apologize for probing as I barely know you but sticking my nose in places is something I find to be very useful.
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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