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  • eliot mayfield
    God Squad
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 9324
    #1

    What is wrong with you newbies?

    This is a church forum. That means we believe in God and his True Word, as it's in the Bible.
    Do you go into Italian restaurants, not read the menu, and get angry when they refuse to serve you a taco?
    The Bible is like our menu. Read it before you starts ranting at us.
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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    • PinkMirrorOfProblems
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Jul 2011
      • 3
      #2
      Re: What is wrong with you newbies?

      Meh.

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        • New Creation
          Recalcitrant
          • Jun 2011
          • 264
          #3
          Re: What is wrong with you newbies?

          Brother Mayfield, I agree wholeheartedly. The only explanation I can come up with is that Satan has sent his minions to penetrate this forum in hopes of disrupting our service to the Lord.

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            • Pastor Isaac Peters
              Senior Pastor
              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
              Always Biblically correct
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 10639
              #4
              Re: What is wrong with you newbies?

              Originally posted by PinkMirrorOfProblems View Post
              Meh.
              What shall we do in the face of such a meticulously reasoned, logically airtight refutation? I feel my faith crashing down all around me.













              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                • Rhamiel
                  Unsaved trash
                  Under Investigation
                  • Jul 2011
                  • 2
                  #5
                  Re: What is wrong with you newbies?

                  Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                  This is a church forum. That means we believe in God and his True Word, as it's in the Bible.
                  Do you go into Italian restaurants, not read the menu, and get angry when they refuse to serve you a taco?
                  The Bible is like our menu. Read it before you starts ranting at us.
                  I've readed it. I've sang the songs. I went to a Christian school. My grandma told me stories from the bible on sleep overs...

                  And yes, I still blame a Italian for not making me a nice big steak.

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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29453
                      #6
                      Re: What is wrong with you newbies?

                      Originally posted by Rhamiel View Post
                      I've readed it. I've sang the songs. I went to a Christian school. My grandma told me stories from the bible on sleep overs...

                      And yes, I still blame a Italian for not making me a nice big steak.
                      So when you readed it, what did it said?
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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