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  • MitzaLizalor
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    Re: Looking for guidance

    Originally posted by Former Atheist View Post
    Now that I've spent a lot of time praying, I've realized that I am too weak to even approach the concept of atheistic reason and atheistic science. After this post, I am only going to speak in quotations from KJV, in order to keep myself as far away as possible from the devil's taint.

    Maybe one day Jesus will give me the strength to think about science again without succumbing to its temptations. Pray for me, please.
    It is FALSE science that is a tool in the devils' hands.

    The Bible tells us that there is such a thing as TRUE science.

    DANIEL 1
    3
    And the king spake vnto Ashpenaz the master of his Eunuches, that he should bring certaine of the children of Israel, and of the kings seed, and of the Princes:
    4 Children in whom was no blemish, but well fauoured, and skilfull in all wisedome, and cunning in knowledge, and vnderstanding science, and such as had abilitie in them to stand in the Kings palace, and whom they might teach the learning, and the tongue of the Caldeans.

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    Daniel was a man of God, and Daniel was among those selected.

    DANIEL 1:6 Now among these were of the children of Iudah, Daniel, Hananiah, Mishael, and Azariah:
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    Read more about Daniel HERE

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  • Former Atheist
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    Re: Looking for guidance

    Now that I've spent a lot of time praying, I've realized that I am too weak to even approach the concept of atheistic reason and atheistic science. After this post, I am only going to speak in quotations from KJV, in order to keep myself as far away as possible from the devil's taint.

    Maybe one day Jesus will give me the strength to think about science again without succumbing to its temptations. Pray for me, please.

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  • Former Atheist
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    Re: Looking for guidance

    Originally posted by Jedediah View Post
    My heart rejoices at your taking the necessary steps to receive Jesus' kind offer of Redemption, that you too may find Salvation™. Indeed, there is much rejoicing in Heaven!

    Luke 15:7
    I say unto you, that likewise joy shall be in heaven over one sinner that repenteth, more than over ninety and nine just persons, which need no repentance.


    Have you given any thought to using your background in the secular "sciences" to turn the tables on those who rebel against the LORD by promulgating unbiblical "theories"? There are several suitable Bible Colleges that offer advanced degrees in the Creation Sciences. I would suggest contacting the good people at the Institute for Creation Research to get some feedback on which schools offer the strongest programs in your particular branch, which I am assuming would be Advanced Theophysics.
    Why, I must say I haven't thought of this at all.

    I would have to be able to consider atheist 'science' and 'reasoning', to hear the devil's sweetest lies, and not be tempted. I tell you, that 'reasoning' was one of the strongest tools Satan used to lure me to sin. I tell you, those formulas they use, they're pretty intricate. And they're all connected together in these strange ways that used to seem like they made sense, and I thought they were surprising and cool. I mean, a lot of the same mathematics that we used to model physical systems could be turned around and used to predict changes in ecologies and gene variance. I mean, when you think about, it's beautiful in its own NO!

    NONONONONONONONONO

    GET OUT OF MY HEAD! OUT! OUTOUTOUT! I REBUKE THEE SATAN GO AWAY PLEASE I DON'T WANT TO GO TO HELL STOP IT WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME NONO. I'M GONNA READ MY BIBLE AND FILL MY HEAD NO PRETTY EQUATION AND AND NOT PRETTY EQUATIONS AND I DON'T LIKE YOU AND AND STOP JESUS SAY MATH BAD MATH BAD .

    STOPITSTOPITSTOPITSTOPITSTOPITSTOPISTOITAOENTEOUHO ENNASD KB


    Um.



    Um.

    I think I have praying to do

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  • Brother Helge
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    Originally posted by Former Atheist View Post
    If patience is good enough for the saints, it's good enough for me! All I gotta do is stick with JESUS. YEAH!
    May I suggest this old tune;


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  • Jedediah
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    My heart rejoices at your taking the necessary steps to receive Jesus' kind offer of Redemption, that you too may find Salvation(tm). Indeed, there is much rejoicing in Heaven!

    Luke 15:7
    I say unto you, that likewise joy shall be in heaven over one sinner that repenteth, more than over ninety and nine just persons, which need no repentance.


    Have you given any thought to using your background in the secular "sciences" to turn the tables on those who rebel against the LORD by promulgating unbiblical "theories"? There are several suitable Bible Colleges that offer advanced degrees in the Creation Sciences. I would suggest contacting the good people at the Institute for Creation Research to get some feedback on which schools offer the strongest programs in your particular branch, which I am assuming would be Advanced Theophysics.

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  • Former Atheist
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    Re: Looking for guidance

    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
    SHOUT GLORY! It warms the cockles of my heart to witness a sincere seeker of truth as he grows in the Lord!

    Praying for you real hard, brother! You keep assertively approaching those pretty ladies, and I'm sure God will make one of them get down on her knees for you real soon!

    I think your prayers are starting to work already! I let the deceptions of Satan get me down, but I know that when I kick him outta my head I'm gonna get me that girl. If patience is good enough for the saints, it's good enough for me! All I gotta do is stick with JESUS. YEAH!

    Revelation 14:12

    Here is the patience of the Saints: Here are they that keepe the Commandements of God, and the faith of Iesus.

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  • Faith_Machine
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    SHOUT GLORY! It warms the cockles of my heart to witness a sincere seeker of truth as he grows in the Lord!

    Praying for you real hard, brother! You keep assertively approaching those pretty ladies, and I'm sure God will make one of them get down on her knees for you real soon!

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  • Former Atheist
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    I went out today and told three different women with pretty faces that I was going to dominate and marry them, but two yelled at me and one punched me in the stomach. I prayed and thought for some time afterwards and I think I know what happened.

    Yesterday, I talked about what "reason would tell you". I didn't accept reason, but I said what it would say. I completely ignored the wisdom of Colossians 2:8, "Beware lest any man spoile you through Philosophie and vaine deceit, after the tradition of men, after the rudiments of the world, and not after Christ"

    This can only mean one thing. I'm allowing the devil to speak to me directly, to tell me what reason "would" say, and he's trying to use this opening to worm his way into my heart. In such a state of sin, why would any woman let me dominate her? These women must have known what a sinner I am. I can barely stand it myself. I'm going to eliminate this sin of reason completely from my mind. Please, pray for me, for I grew up surrounded by this sin and others, and spent years at a heathen university. I don't need to tell you how bad it gets at those places.

    Even worse, I defiled this most holy of places with Satan's lies.

    I'm gonna need all the prayer I can get.

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  • Billy Bob Jenkins
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    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
    I must commend you for adhering to the Lord's word with such vim and vigor, but I'm pretty sure the word "effeminate," in this case, is meant to refer to men who exhibit feminine qualities. Which, of course, is disgusting.

    God doesn't want for women to not exhibit feminine qualities, friend, and he certainly doesn't want you marrying a woman like this:

    You are most certainly correct!
    Deuteronomy 22:5

    King James Version (KJV)


    5The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.

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  • Former Atheist
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    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
    I must commend you for adhering to the Lord's word with such vim and vigor, but I'm pretty sure the word "effeminate," in this case, is meant to refer to men who exhibit feminine qualities. Which, of course, is disgusting.

    God doesn't want for women to not exhibit feminine qualities, friend.
    I looked again at 1 Corinthians chapter 6, and what did I find? Neither the word "man" or "woman" is there! Now, "reason" would tell you then that the chapter is for all people, but "reason" is the tool of the devil. Men are more important than women, so obviously 1 Corinthians 6 is about men. That means that there's a pretty woman out there I can dominate and control for the rest of both our lives and then all of eternity in Heaven!

    I'm so glad I came to this place, where True Christians (TM) and Honorary True Christians (TM) can show me the true and righteous path. PRAISE JESUS!

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  • MitzaLizalor
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    Originally posted by Shela Tansper View Post
    And what is that red thing hanging from her neck made from
    You're not thinking "ectoplasm" are you Mrs Tansper?

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  • Shela Tansper
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    Re: Looking for guidance

    Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
    WHAT is "her" "friend" doing>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>?

    And what is that red thing hanging from her neck made from

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  • MitzaLizalor
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    Re: Looking for guidance

    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
    WHAT is "her" "friend" doing>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>?

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  • Faith_Machine
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    Re: Looking for guidance

    I must commend you for adhering to the Lord's word with such vim and vigor, but I'm pretty sure the word "effeminate," in this case, is meant to refer to men who exhibit feminine qualities. Which, of course, is disgusting.

    God doesn't want for women to not exhibit feminine qualities, friend, and he certainly doesn't want you marrying a woman like this:

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  • Former Atheist
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    Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post

    Atheists do have a "god" of course: FORNICATION. Jesus can set you free. Amen?

    I CORINTHIANS 6
    16
    What, know ye not that he which is ioyned to an harlot, is one body? for two (saith he) shalbe one flesh.
    17 But hee that is ioyned vnto the Lord, is one spirit.

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    Psalm 95 Hallelujah !
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    AMEN

    Welcome, friend! How many times have you impregnated your wife?
    "Know yee not that the vnrighteous shall not inherite the kingdome of God? Be not deceiued: neither fornicatours, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselues with mankinde, Nor theeues, nor couetous, nor drunkards, nor reuilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God"

    I have not met a woman who is not effeminate. I once feared of never finding a Godly woman who was not effeminate, but I know that Jesus wants me to marry and dominate a woman, and that He will provide me with one.

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