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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78553

    #16
    Re: Hello!

    Originally posted by White Lamb View Post
    I'm not the sort of person who can hate somebody easily, so I'm not keen to join in on gay bashing. All I have is love in my heart, and I was just hoping that the people here would be similar minded.
    Little girl, if you love queers then you'll be going to hell along with them! You see the Holy Word of God tell us that homers (those "without natural affection") and their supporters (those "that have pleasure in them") are "worthy of death." Romans 1:31-32

    If you're one of those John 3:16 false Christians who prance around claiming that "Jesus loves everybody," then you may as well get out now. This is Landover Baptist. We follow EVERY PAGE of the Holy KJV Bible, not just some of them!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • White Lamb
      Unsaved trash
      Under Investigation
      • Jul 2011
      • 8

      #17
      Re: Hello!

      I'm sure my husband wants more boys, my son was the first male in my family in three generations, I've got nothing but sisters and aunts... he was thrilled when he found out I was carrying a boy, not a girl. And his name is Zane, Addy.

      I'm a bit nervous about the pie thing, it's the first time I've given baking a pie a go. Australians don't tend to eat many pies, but I guess because he is an American, he would enjoy it. I'm not sure if I should give it to him, it doesn't look quite right.

      I'm sorry if it came across that I love homosexuals. I don't love the behaviour, my husband would be very disappointed with me if he thought I condoned homosexuality at all. I disagree with the idea of a man being with a man, or a woman with a woman, but I don't feel it's my place to tell them they are condemned. Some of them are too scary to tell that to anyway, I've seen some of the men in Surfers dressed in women's clothes... and the women that dress in men's clothes are even more terrifying. I confused one for a man once, the way she was dressed!

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78553

        #18
        Re: Hello!

        You babble like one of those knuckle dragging abos we encountered when we brought our Landover Baptist "Mission to Australia" a couple of years ago.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Billy Bob Jenkins
          Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
          About as Straight and Manly as you can get
          Hates anal sex. And trees.
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 8337

          #19
          Re: Hello!

          Originally posted by White Lamb View Post
          I disagree with the idea of a man being with a man, or a woman with a woman, but I don't feel it's my place to tell them they are condemned.
          You don't feel it's your place to bring them the good news about Jesus Christ, and warn them about the alternative to accepting His temporary sacrifice?
          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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          • Faith_Machine
            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2011
            • 10049

            #20
            Re: Hello!

            I suppose if a bunch of people were on a train, steaming at full speed toward a bridge that had collapsed, White Lamb wouldn't feel it was her place to inform them that they were about to die if they didn't take immediate corrective action.
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