Seeking a path back to Jesus...

[Chickenoodle]

My name is Chickenoodle, or Chuck Haggle, from Washington DC. Sometime ago I ventured from Jesus Christ and I started exploring other reasons for my existence... I even went as far as to read Science magazines which are full of information which denounce our Lord. After finding my self as less of a man... a man who has commit many atrocities against myself and others, I am looking to find forgiveness from Jesus Christ.

I hope you will all accept me for who I am, not who I was, and I look forward to building a friendship with you all.

Chuck.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Seeking a path back to Jesus...

My name is Chickenoodle, or Chuck Haggle, from Washington DC. Sometime ago I ventured from Jesus Christ and I started exploring other reasons for my existence... I even went as far as to read Science magazines which are full of information which denounce our Lord. After finding my self as less of a man... a man who has commit many atrocities against myself and others, I am looking to find forgiveness from Jesus Christ.

I hope you will all accept me for who I am, not who I was, and I look forward to building a friendship with you all.

Chuck.

Be respectful and open your heart to Jesus and you'll have no trouble here, pal.

Tell us about yourself. How old are you? How many men have you committed sodomy with? What sort of perversions and degeneracies have you wallowed in? What level of Tithing can we expect from you?

I'll be praying for you.

[Chickenoodle]

Re: Seeking a path back to Jesus...

Be respectful and open your heart to Jesus and you'll have no trouble here, pal.

Tell us about yourself. How old are you? How many men have you committed sodomy with? What sort of perversions and degeneracies have you wallowed in? What level of Tithing can we expect from you?

I'll be praying for you.

Age: I'm Twenty-five.

Number of Men Committed Sodomy With: I've never been sodomized by another man or woman... only machine. Honestly, I hate homosexuals and I think all of their kind are abomonations. I think they're miscreants and they deserve no human rights. Mere animals... bred for slaughter.

Other Perversions: I've aided in several crimes; many I'm unable to speak of because the consequence outside the Lords realm is too great. I've tread from the Path of Jesus and did terrible things for Money; sold my kin, taken a life and paralyzed a black man for looking at my cousin the wrong way.

Tithing: 10~15% of my pay... and any food stamps.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Seeking a path back to Jesus...

Age: I'm Twenty-five.

Number of Men Committed Sodomy With: I've never been sodomized by another man or woman... only machine. Honestly, I hate homosexuals and I think all of their kind are abomonations. I think they're miscreants and they deserve no human rights. Mere animals... bred for slaughter.

Other Perversions: I've aided in several crimes; many I'm unable to speak of because the consequence outside the Lords realm is too great. I've tread from the Path of Jesus and did terrible things for Money; sold my kin, taken a life and paralyzed a black man for looking at my cousin the wrong way.

Tithing: 10~15% of my pay... and any food stamps.

Have you ever read the Holy Bible? Are you at all familiar with what it takes to be Saved©?

I'd start off by hitting the Paypal button at the bottom of this page and making a large Love Offering to Jesus. Don't be cheap.