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  • beverlyB
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    Under Investigation
    • Jul 2011
    • 4
    #1

    Hi there!

    Hi everyone! Newbie here. Just interested to meet people and learn more about life.
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    • Zechariah Smyth
      Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2011
      • 15251
      #2
      Re: Hi there!

      Hello Beverly!

      Tell us a little about yourself: where you go to church, what your favorite Bible verse is, how Jesus made your life fantastic today, etc. etc.

      Yours in Christ,

      Z. Smyth
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        • Faith_Machine
          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2011
          • 10050
          #3
          Re: Hi there!

          Welcome, Beverly! Do you have you husband's permission to be posting messages here?

          And speaking of your husband, how many sons have you given him?
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            • HTannor
              America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2009
              • 2612
              #4
              Re: Hi there!

              Hello, Beverly, it's nice to have you here.

              Your location is in one of the more sinful locations we encounter and one can only wonder what took you to that place.

              - Are you a "starlet" looking for your big break?

              - Are you desperate for that "break out" performance?

              - Have you been approached by joo "producers" trying to cast you in roles that would shock your parents back home in Minnesota?

              If you can answer "Yes" to any of the above questions, then I believe our Brother, Rev. James Osborne, may have an opportunity for you and you should do a "search" for him and his gentle guidance into a more fulfilling life where "Jesus Is the Answer."
              The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

              "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                • Miss Christine
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Jun 2011
                  • 76
                  #5
                  Re: Hi there!

                  Hello there! That wasn't much of an introduction. Tell us where you go to church and what verses in the KJV Bible resonate with you most. What do you mean by "learn more about life"? Our life on earth is meant to do the Lord's work and honor him in all we do of course!

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