[Faith_Machine]

Re: Shout GLORY, I have found a site for my soul.

I'm sorry, I never heard of Silent Hill. Is it a Godly text, worth reading?

No, my colored friend, it's a horror film, based on a video game of the same name.

[Jedediah]

Re: Shout GLORY, I have found a site for my soul.

The DoF report will be in on you soon enough. We'll see then whether you are lying about your possible Negritude. It's okay if you are a Negro, as long as you know your place. We have outreach programs designed specifically for coloreds.

So what are some of your favorite Bible verses, son?

[Drowning sinner]

Re: Shout GLORY, I have found a site for my soul.

You're a coon, aren't you boy.

Heaven forbid, No, I am not.

I'm a little surprised at you, Pastor Ezekiel, to jump to that conclusion.
I maybe understand where you are coming from. You must have to read so much misguided filth on these forums, written by anti-Christian, commie liberal unsaved trash. It's very reasonable to mistrust most new posters.

I do heartily thank you for your attention, though.
I'm just a sinner, looking to be saved.
I need all the help I can get.

Praise Jesus.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Shout GLORY, I have found a site for my soul.

You're a coon, aren't you boy.

[Drowning sinner]

Re: Shout GLORY, I have found a site for my soul.

Are you sure you didn't just copy and paste the plot from Silent Hill?

I'm sorry, I never heard of Silent Hill. Is it a Godly text, worth reading?

[Drowning sinner]

Re: Shout GLORY, I have found a site for my soul.

Why did your wife decide to run away, are you sure you only started looking at these satanic sites after she left and that she didn't walk in on you while you were watching some of this filth and carrying out whatever disgusting acts satan was telling you to do.

Dear Shela,

After returning to Godly ways, I decided to find a proper, dutiful wife, in order to start a family. A lot of time, a lot of $$$, which I did not begrudge, and finally I thought I had found my perfect mate. I had used many agencies, and succeeded with Beautiful Blonde Brides from Siberia, Inc. They were the only service that found me a Baptist bride, to share my life and wealth. As I had of course demanded, they even certified that she was a virgin.
I paid their high fees, paid for the airline ticket, and paid many thousands of $$$ to my lawyer to make sure all INS formalities were completed.
I will admit that she did not look quite the same as her agency photos, especially not like the photos of her working at her job at the Irkutsk Gentlemens Sauna, but I suppose the traumatic dislocation and very long trip would change anyone.
At first, she seemed perfect. She was mostly silent, though as she didn't speak American it's hard to know if this would continue. She knew a few phrases, especially "I am Baptist in God", which I took as a good sign.
Also, she would cry out to the Lord, "Oh God, Oh GOD, OOH GOD".
Praise God, I would join in and shout Hallelujah!

Perfection, you might think? When it came to discipline, things took a strange turn. I could hardly believe what occurred. I don't think I can bring myself to write about it in this God-fearing forum. I am afraid I might get more demerits if I exposed myself to the Godly members of this site.

I suppose I better leave it at that,

Trying to Come to Jesus

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Shout GLORY, I have found a site for my soul.

Are you sure you didn't just copy and paste the plot from Silent Hill?

[Drowning sinner]

Re: Shout GLORY, I have found a site for my soul.

Dear Pastor Ezekiel,
I was born into a loving, God-fearing Baptist family. We lived in Centralia, PA.
Our community church was the Bluegrass Baptist Church. Pastor Jethro Truegood hailed from Tennessee, and was a banjo player extraordinaire. His finger-picking was renowned. His wife, Abigail, would tell that both his Godliness and fingering skills made marrying him so fulfilling.

I remember all the good times. As babies, we were known as 'Nappy Bappies'; and then, as we grew in the Lord, as 'Happy Bappies'.
Unfortunately, I never got the chance to become a full-size Bappy.

As many people know, tragedy struck Centralia. The mine management, of which my father was part, we forced by the Miners' Union to increase wages. The excess money that the ungrateful 'workers' in effect stole, they used for all manner of vice and debauchery. Our beautiful, white community started sliding into Hell. Some of the miners didn't even look white anymore, and I don't think it was because they did not wash.
I'm not sure if it was God's revenge, or it was Hell appearing on earth, but the mine caught fire! Oh the heat! And the sulphurous stench! I know it was not just the coal that burnt under the town, but the Fires of Hell !

People fled, save those too steeped in iniquity.

We left also.

Sadly, our spiritual life took a turn for the worse. My father took the family to Rolduc, in the Netherlands, where he was employed as a mine supervisor.
I despise what the Netherlands did to our once Godly family, but that is a private shame.
Painful, private memories.

So, Bible study. GLORY !

[Miss Christine]

Re: Shout GLORY, I have found a site for my soul.

Tisk, tisk. You should never send anyone unholy material to "help send them to hell". Good Christians focus on redeeming lost souls and bringing them to the Lord- not the other way around . I suggest you install a popup blocker ASAP and one of those internet gaurds like "net nanny" that parents use to keep their kids from seeing filth on the web. Be sure someone else knows the password too so you won't be tempted to revert to your perverted ways.

[Shela Tansper]

Re: Shout GLORY, I have found a site for my soul.

Why did your wife decide to run away, are you sure you only started looking at these satanic sites after she left and that she didn't walk in on you while you were watching some of this filth and carrying out whatever disgusting acts satan was telling you to do.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Shout GLORY, I have found a site for my soul.

Dear Pervert;

Please tell us about yourself, the church you were raised in, and your relationship with Jesus. We don't know if you're a Man or a boy!

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Drowning sinner]

Re: Shout GLORY, I have found a site for my soul.

Faith Machine,
Thank you for your understanding and helpful advice. I will install the blocker.

Would it be best to get rid of this infected computer? Could Satan leave traps embedded?
Should I send it to some heathens in a Godless country, to help send them to Hell?

It was only after my wife ran away, and I started drinking heavily, that I fell into this porn addiction. With the guidance of True Christians like yourselves, I feel I can beat this aberration.

Shout GLORY, Hallelujah

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Shout GLORY, I have found a site for my soul.

Drowning Sinner, it is clear that you are not yet free of the brain cancer that is Internet pornography addiction. I can tell because dear Jedediah had to edit the filthy porn links out of your post.

I suppose you were masturbating when you posted those links, and got some kind of sick thrill out of sharing something so inappropriate on a family forum.

Fear not, however, as I am a former Internet porn addict myself, and I fully understand what it's like to have one's thoughts and deeds distorted by such an insidious habit.

You need to delete ALL the pornography from your computer, and delete your browser's auto-complete history as well, so that you don't accidentally find yourself visiting your old favorite, disgusting haunts when you're on the Web.

Then you need to IMMEDIATELY install the following add-on to your browser:

Christian Anti-Porn Extension

Christian Anti-Porn is a browser extension that will filter websites based on the content/url and alert the user if any porn websites are clicked. This will not completely block but rather display Bible verse with the crucified Jesus Christ and to remind every Christian that he is going to crucify Jesus Christ again if he proceeds to such websites. This add-on is not an ultimate filter for porn. God is the ultimate filter and only He can guard you and give you enough grace to overcome sin. Hence, pray to Jesus Christ who died for our sins.

[Drowning sinner]

Re: Shout GLORY, I have found a site for my soul.

Ezekiel Bathfire and HTanner, I am overjoyed that you gave of your time to reply to me. How should I address you? Brother HTanner? Blessed Ezekiel? I am new here, so I do not yet know proper form. With your help, I will improve. Praise God.

HTanner, thank you for your heartfelt words. I am in awe of your rightous dedication. It takes a True Christian to delve into the netherworld of internet filth, risking your own eternal life with Christ in a brave attempt to stem the overflowing sewer of pornographic effluent.

Some sites that, to my shame, I visited many times, are :-

[SMUT LINKS REMOVED]
Banned in all 51 states, including Canda. ( I think they meant Canuckistan, but these pornographers are uneducated thrash, interested only in $$$$, and corrupting our fair, virginal Christian youth.)

I would have sent this list privately, but I am not computer savvy. I hope I did not shock any of the God-fearing True Christians reading this.
Although, that's silly. From the brief time I have been browsing LandoverBaptist Forums, I see that your True Christian faith is strong.

I will study the King James Bible diligently, and apply all God's teachings, so that some day I too may be blessed with the name 'True Christian'.

Your's in God. Glory.

[HTannor]

Re: Shout GLORY, I have found a site for my soul.

Recently I had a period where I was backsliding, tempted by fleshy desires, and, I will admit, fell into the trap of 'surfing'. Oh Dear Lord, the images I saw!!! Naked harlots cavorting with demons in mens' bodies. Naked harlots in abominable acts with each other !!! I could hardly look, but the devil in me kept my eyes open, and my fingers busy, moving from one filthy video to another and another.

I am so happy you found us before you slipped into the quagmire of ugliness, pornography, and depravity of the interwebs. Praise Jesus!

I have been on a several year's quest to expose the filth you have described and am always on the lookout for such places.

Please forward me the internet links you encountered and I will do a careful examination of them in order to prepare a database of sites to avoid.