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  • RageAgainstSinners
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Jul 2011
    • 2

    #1

    New member here.

    I'm a Serbian and a Christian. I am sick of those godless European Communists and Bill Cliton persecuting us and our brave, noble soldiers when we were only trying to protect ourselves from those goat fucking Muslims that tried to kill us all back in 1972.
  • Zechariah Smyth
    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2011
    • 15251

    #2
    Re: New member here.

    Originally posted by RageAgainstSinners View Post
    I'm a Serbian and a Christian. I am sick of those godless European Communists and Bill Cliton persecuting us and our brave, noble soldiers when we were only trying to protect ourselves from those goat piffleing Muslims that tried to kill us all back in 1972.
    From the top of the page:

    Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
    (emphasis mine)

    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth
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    • RageAgainstSinners
      Unsaved trash
      Under Investigation
      • Jul 2011
      • 2

      #3
      Re: New member here.

      I go to my next door church (we didn't give it a name so the heathens can't track down and kill us). My favorite passage is Deuteronomy 24:14. Jesus saved me and my family when we were almost killed by Mudslims.

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      • Brother Enoch
        The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2008
        • 4392

        #4
        Re: New member here.

        Serbia? I've never met an actual Gypsy before - you're not going to steal anything, are you?

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