Hello There, My Name Is Lunasio

[Lunasio]

I have been a Roman Catholic my entire life, but I think it's time for a change.
Yes, I have looked into the L.B. Church for the past few days. Some would call it "lurking," but I would like to say that I was preparing to accept the right path.

My inspiration into coming here was no other than the user Cranky Old Man. His badges give forth a description of a true believer, and his ability to utilize words in the name of faith is no less than amazing. Hopefully, you all will allow me to ascend to such a higher form of pure faith such as he has, and allow me to be a true follower of the Lord Jesus Christ.

I will be lurking around the forums some more so I can get a better understanding of how this website works. It's a tad more complex to use when you actually have an account. I will be willing to hold a "Q&A" session in this introduction thread, if it would please you all.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hello There, My Name Is Lunasio

Slow your roll, friend! You are in no position to "hold a Q&A session" or organize any other type of event. Such authority is the exclusive province of Landover Pastors.

You're certainly on the right track though, and Cranky Old Man is indeed a blessing to all believers.

Please tell us more about yourself. What's your favorite Bible verse? How many times have you impregnated your wife, and what is her favorite type of pie to feed you?

[Miss Christine]

Re: Hello There, My Name Is Lunasio

I believe all of the As to your Qs can be found by reading 1.) the KJV Bible and 2.) this forum. I'd begin now if I were you- there is a lot of material to cover if you want to get all the Catholic out of you.

P.S. Why is your avatar a bunch of lemons?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hello There, My Name Is Lunasio

Perhaps he likes to throw lemon parties? I tell you, nothing beats quaffing a refreshing glass of lemonade at a good, old fashioned lemon party!

[Lunasio]

Re: Hello There, My Name Is Lunasio

Slow your roll, friend! You are in no position to "hold a Q&A session" or organize any other type of event. Such authority is the exclusive province of Landover Pastors.

You're certainly on the right track though, and Cranky Old Man is indeed a blessing to all believers.

Please tell us more about yourself. What's your favorite Bible verse? How many times have you impregnated your wife, and what is her favorite type of pie to feed you?

Of course, my apologies, Faith_Machine. (Your avatar is rather catchy. I actually can tell what you are doing there, and your intentions with it from what I think I can grasp.)

Indeed he is.

Alas, I'm merely twenty-one (21) and am currently attending college for the Culinary Arts Industry. I hold a passion for cooking dear to me for it has allowed me to escape the deceiving trickery of my mother and father's religion and allowed me to become more clear minded. I, sadly, have no wife, but I can tell you that the pie you ask of is chocolate cream pie topped with a thick layer of homemade whipped cream and cocoa powder slightly dashed atop. The crust is a sugar cookie crust, to compliment the chocolate.
What I do hope for in terms of marriage is someone whom is also a follower of Christ, and will be able to hold as much faith as the marriage as she would do in the Lord.

My favorite verse is Philippians 4:13. Thank you for asking.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hello There, My Name Is Lunasio

(Your avatar is rather catchy. I actually can tell what you are doing there, and your intentions with it from what I think I can grasp.)

Not sure what you're driving at, friend.

[Lunasio]

Re: Hello There, My Name Is Lunasio

I believe all of the As to your Qs can be found by reading 1.) the KJV Bible and 2.) this forum. I'd begin now if I were you- there is a lot of material to cover if you want to get all the Catholic out of you.

P.S. Why is your avatar a bunch of lemons?

Sorry it took very long to respond.
My avatar is a bunch of lemons because lemons are an essential to virtually anything you come across in whilst baking. Whether it be zest, juice, extract, etc., you will come across it. It just captivates me on how essential it is. Plus, who doesn't like lemons? Well, unless you have some rare allergy to them, lemonade is always a blast!


@Fath_Machine: Your avatar has a rainbow (Gay Rights) and the Lamb of God (Christianity). It would only make sense that the lamb is rightfully taking back what God created (color) so it may be used to represent things in a proper manner. That's just what I get from it.

[Taoine]

Re: Hello There, My Name Is Lunasio

Luna, the rainbow was God's symbol to say that He will not flood the earth again.

[Miss Christine]

Re: Hello There, My Name Is Lunasio

Ah, now it all makes sense! Lemons always seem to pop up in my cooking. I bet you can make a wonderful lemon meringue pie!

[Lunasio]

Re: Hello There, My Name Is Lunasio

Luna, the rainbow was God's symbol to say that He will not flood the earth again.

The avatar is a piece of proper Christian art, and so can be interpreted into the manner I had used as well, my friend.

Ah, now it all makes sense! Lemons always seem to pop up in my cooking. I bet you can make a wonderful lemon meringue pie!

Glad to see you're a fellow cook!
According to those whom have tried my baked goods, they actually would agree to that. Thank you!

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hello There, My Name Is Lunasio

Luna, the rainbow was God's symbol to say that He will not flood the earth again.

Give this little lady a gold star!

Why on Earth would somebody like me, who spends almost all of his weekends pounding the streets of San Francisco's gay neighborhoods and trying to turn sodomists away from their wretched ways have a gay rights symbol in his avatar?

Gays have a right to hear the glorious truth of God's law, and I will be only too happy to help them exercise this right!