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Hey everybody, I just got home from a year long mission to the heathen land's of the middle east trying to save the few "souls" that were there. It's been a hard year, I had to lay down the law many times trying to beat Christ into those godless souls but am glad to say that I'm back safe and sound, ready to do God's bidding in America again!!!
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Are those antennae growing out of your head, or are you the Devil?WARNING:
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Did they let you out early for good behavior?Originally posted by despising david View Post
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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No need to list your location as 'Godless Vancouver Washington', both Vancouvers are Godless.Comment
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Indeed. Vancouver is called Portland's unfinished basement, or more commonly "Van-tucky". Chock full of meth addicts and poor white trash sorry excuses of redneck churches, the kind that have garage sales in the parking lots every Saturday, AA meetings in the basements so the parishioners don't have far to travel to catch a meeting, and completely unintelligible message-signs out front. If you're from there, you know of what I speak. Nothing good or Godly comes out of Vancouver,Originally posted by Brother Enoch View PostLeviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.
2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.
King James Bible v1611
Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!
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Welcome back from your crusade.Originally posted by despising david View Post
I measure success in the middle east by how many camel herders are dissuaded from engaging in butt sex amongst themselves.
So, tell us how successful you were.The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court
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