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  • justinbreitenstein
    Unsaved Trash, Rabid godmocker
    Under Investigation
    • Jul 2011
    • 2
    #1

    My Introduction

    Hello everyone, I came across this Website from Facebook, And I must say, this website is Great!

    I was born in Timișoara Romania. Living in the United States now. I have a beautiful wife named Ellie. And 2 great kids, One is a boy named Dan, he is 12, he loves the lord as much as I do, he is highly educated. And I have a little girl named Judy, she is 6.

    My favorite bible verse is

    1 Pet 2:24: He himself bore our sins in his body on the tree, so that we might die to sins and live for righteousness, by his wounds you have been healed.

    My Wife makes the best cherry pie, she is a great cook.
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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748
      #2
      Re: My Introduction

      You may be our first Romanian. A hearty welcome to you.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556
          #3
          Re: My Introduction

          What is it with all the foreigners we're getting on God's favorite forum these days?
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Zechariah Smyth
              Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2011
              • 15251
              #4
              Re: My Introduction

              Hello Alex!

              You are a rarity: on your very first post you made a decent introduction. Congratulations!

              One thing...we use the KJV Bible here, so your verse should read:

              "Who his own self bare our sins in his own body on the tree, that we, being dead to sins, should live unto righteousness: by whose stripes ye were healed."



              Where do you go to church, friend?

              Yours in Christ,

              Z. Smyth
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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556
                  #5
                  Re: My Introduction

                  His name is actually Justin the joo boy.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Faith_Machine
                      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 10050
                      #6
                      Re: My Introduction

                      Welcome aboard, Alex! Sorry to hear about your daughter, but at least you have a son to kind of make up for it.
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                        • justinbreitenstein
                          Unsaved Trash, Rabid godmocker
                          Under Investigation
                          • Jul 2011
                          • 2
                          #7
                          Re: My Introduction

                          Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                          Hello Alex!

                          You are a rarity: on your very first post you made a decent introduction. Congratulations!

                          One thing...we use the KJV Bible here, so your verse should read:

                          "Who his own self bare our sins in his own body on the tree, that we, being dead to sins, should live unto righteousness: by whose stripes ye were healed."



                          Where do you go to church, friend?

                          Yours in Christ,

                          Z. Smyth
                          Thank you for the correction! I go to the Calvary Baptist Church in New York City, It is one of the only non - Roman Catholic churches in New York.

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556
                              #8
                              Re: My Introduction

                              Originally posted by justinbreitenstein View Post
                              Thank you for the correction! I go to the Calvary Baptist Church in New York City, It is one of the only non - Roman Catholic churches in New York.
                              No you don't. Your'e a damned Christ-killing hebe and probably a greasy gypsy to boot.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                • landoverlover
                                  Also loves Jesus and America
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Jul 2010
                                  • 828
                                  #9
                                  Re: My Introduction

                                  Originally posted by justinbreitenstein View Post
                                  Hello everyone, I came across this Website from Facebook, And I must say, this website is Great!

                                  I was born in Timișoara Romania. Living in the United States now. I have a beautiful wife named Ellie. And 2 great kids, One is a boy named Dan, he is 12, he loves the lord as much as I do, he is highly educated. And I have a little girl named Judy, she is 6.

                                  My favorite bible verse is

                                  1 Pet 2:24: He himself bore our sins in his body on the tree, so that we might die to sins and live for righteousness, by his wounds you have been healed.

                                  My Wife makes the best cherry pie, she is a great cook.

                                  Welcome, friend. The welcome is of course conditional, assuming you are not a filthy thieving Gypsy, Eastern Orthodox, vampire, communist holdover or distant relative of Vlad The Impaler.
                                  Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

                                  2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



                                  King James Bible v1611

                                  Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!

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                                    • Billy Bob Jenkins
                                      Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                                      About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                                      Hates anal sex. And trees.
                                      True Christian™
                                      • May 2010
                                      • 8337
                                      #10
                                      Re: My Introduction

                                      @ Justin

                                      Why did you kill Jesus?
                                      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                                        • MitzaLizalor
                                          Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Sep 2010
                                          • 14618
                                          #11
                                          Re: My Introduction

                                          Originally Posted by justinbreitenstein
                                          blah the correction
                                          here's another one: how many "onlys" do you think there are?????????
                                          I go to the Calvary Baptist Church in New York City, It is one of the only non - Roman Catholic churches in New York.

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                                            • James Hutchins
                                              True Christian™
                                              Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                               
                                              • Jun 2009
                                              • 29457
                                              #12
                                              Re: My Introduction

                                              Originally posted by justinbreitenstein View Post
                                              Thank you for the correction! I go to the Calvary Baptist Church in New York City, It is one of the only non - Roman Catholic churches in New York.
                                              That is an awfully long drive from Ohio to go to Church.
                                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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