Hello, I Require assistance

[BrotherPetro]

Today I saw two males kissing in public touching each other, instinctively i ran over and told them off but no matter what i said they responded with, " Its a free country!, we can what we want whenever we want old man!" So in a blind rage punched both homosexuals and left them on the ground shocked, but I am unsure i did the right thing, what would Jesus say?

[Faith_Machine]

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Jesus would tell you to read this forum's rules and post a proper introduction.

[MisterM]

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So in a blind rage punched both homosexuals and left them on the ground shocked, but I am unsure i did the right thing, what would Jesus say?

Jesus would ask you to read a book called The Bible. You should begin from Romans 13:1-7

Why are you so full of hate friend?

YiC, M

[Levi Jones]

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Be careful, everyone. If the 1980's documentary Crocodile Dundee taught us anything, is that it may pull a knife on us at any time or even swing from a building in between sessions of sexing up prostitutes and excessive drinking.

The Australian should not be taken lightly as it has been a place known to spawn horribly venomous creatures everywhere. This makes it a powerful hunter when it it is not sniffing petrol. Fortunately for western civilization, the Australien is always high on gasoline fumes.

Only every once every generation will you see some supervillain arise from the primordial ooze from under down there.

[Miss Christine]

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First we should get the formalities out of the way: What church do you attend and what are you favorite Bible verses?

It is normal to be offended by such a blatant God mocking act right out in public but knocking their lights out won't accomplish anything. You should explain to them why God hates gays and the consequences if they don't change their ways. At least that way there is a chance they'll turn to the lord (and you won't get cuffed for assault).

[SouthernGal]

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Why don't you tell us more about yourself and your relationship with Jesus?

[MitzaLizalor]

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a powerful hunter when it it is not sniffing petrol.

British Petroleum is right on the case (given the negligence and general incompetence of Australian politicians) and has come up with a new variant which doesn't get you high. Then you drop dead. It is now illegal to sell any other fuel in remote locations (i.e. most places).

Australia enjoys a buoyant solvents manufacturing sector, however. The ooze down here would seem to be prolific indeed. Soon everything will kill you if you sniff it.

Not only men touch each other up in public. Given the recent Lady Gaga tour it now seems de rigueur for all sexes, particularly at railway stations and bus stops. Mostly around 2:30 a.m.

The CBD is particularly grotesque (at night) (til about an hour after sunrise).

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