[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Hello Im new here

Don't get smart with me.
Where did I imply that one is better than the other?
I happen to have a favourite bible verse because it means alot to my feeling about certain things.
I'm not saying that that verse is better than another.

~YiC.

Both of you will watch your tone and behave if you wish to continue to enjoy posting privileges.

[Zaiger]

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I could of sworn your dialect was from Ventura county, Ca. I am usually pretty good about these things.

Im out here right now on business. I have to sin-proof the bedrooms of a few dozen houses out here.

[James Hutchins]

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Both of you will watch your tone and behave if you wish to continue to enjoy posting privileges.

It is funny to watch unsaved trash argue. Like watching two 'baby got back' nigresses fighting over the last chiken wing at Popeyes.

[Bouws B.]

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Both of you will watch your tone and behave if you wish to continue to enjoy posting privileges.

Understood.
My apologies, Brother Harold.


YiC

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello Im new here

Im out here right now on business. I have to sin-proof the bedrooms of a few dozen houses out here.

So being in CA on work causes you to talk differently? That sounds like the work of demons!

I travel all of the magnificent US of A and I always sound like me, a simple country boy.

Do you lisp when in San Francisco?

[Zaiger]

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Both of you will watch your tone and behave if you wish to continue to enjoy posting privileges.

I am sorry, you are right. The real enemy is satan and his influence on our children.

[Zaiger]

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So being in CA on work causes you to talk differently? That sounds like the work of demons!

I travel all of the magnificent US of A and I always sound like me, a simple country boy.

Do you lisp when in San Francisco?

Talk differently? I think you are playing games with me.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Hello Im new here

Talk differently? I think you are playing games with me.

Try to show respect

for Jesus' elect.

[James Hutchins]

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Talk differently? I think you are playing games with me.

Son, I do not play games, that is what little children do. I praise Jesus and follow the Word of God(r) exactly as prescribed in the KJV Bible. If my keen ability to see and hear (one of Gods many marvelous gifts bestowed upon me) upsets you, perhaps you need to speak to my (and your) Creator.

A man does not travel to a area and immediately pick up the nuances of a local, that can take years to occur. In some cases, it never happens. But the difference between a mid state Tennessee fellow and a sin city hot bed person from Ventura is night and day. Had you said you live in Tn and were working in Ky, I could easily write-off my perceptions as a mistake as only God is perfect. But TN and CA, especially the LA area, seriously?

[Zaiger]

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Son, I do not play games, that is what little children do. I praise Jesus and follow the Word of God® exactly as prescribed in the KJV Bible. If my keen ability to see and hear (one of Gods many marvelous gifts bestowed upon me) upsets you, perhaps you need to speak to my (and your) Creator.

A man does not travel to a area and immediately pick up the nuances of a local, that can take years to occur. In some cases, it never happens. But the difference between a mid state Tennessee fellow and a sin city hot bed person from Ventura is night and day. Had you said you live in Tn and were working in Ky, I could easily write-off my perceptions as a mistake as only God is perfect. But TN and CA, especially the LA area, seriously?

The christian children in Ventura can't even leave the house without having sin thrown upon them by the local wild life, so most never leave the house. Every once in a while I have to go out to a sin-hole like Ventura County to help parents sin-proof the house. I don't question where the Lord sends me to help i just do what i am supposed to.We must secure the existence of our people and a future for Christian Children.

[Dan U. Holier]

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But don't get me started on martin luther, those conversations never go well and I hate being called a racist whenever i open my mouth about him.

I tend to believe your heart is in the right place, but our honorable community doesn’t promote prejudices against nigras and brown people at all – as long as they know their place; you know what I mean?

[Faith_Machine]

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I have to sin-proof the bedrooms of a few dozen houses out here.

Are you installing one-way mirrors or peep-holes so you can monitor their activities? Or some type of hidden surveillance cameras? I'm fixing up a part of my house so I can rent it as an "in-law" apartment, and I'm looking into sin-proofing that bedroom and its connected bathroom so I can make sure my tenant doesn't do anything in there that offends God.

[James Hutchins]

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The christian children in Ventura can't even leave the house without having sin thrown upon them by the local wild life, so most never leave the house. Every once in a while I have to go out to a sin-hole like Ventura County to help parents sin-proof the house. I don't question where the Lord sends me to help i just do what i am supposed to.We must secure the existence of our people and a future for Christian Children.

I fail to see how that affects your manner of communication. Look, I could care less where you live or the details of your life. It is not me you need to answer to, it is God. You cannot pull the wool over His eyes because it is His wool. My concern here is the lack of honesty and transparency. After my many years serving Jesus at Landover, I have been exposed to all types and that is how I became to adapt at seeing the Truth(r).
It is your life, it can either be one of lies and decit or one of glrouis unquestioning faith. Your call. By the way, it is fine with God too, just do not attempt to play Him like a fool.

[Zaiger]

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Are you installing one-way mirrors or peep-holes so you can monitor their activities? Or some type of hidden surveillance cameras? I'm fixing up a part of my house so I can rent it as an "in-law" apartment, and I'm looking into sin-proofing that bedroom and its connected bathroom so I can make sure my tenant doesn't do anything in there that offends God.

Common mistake when sin-proofing houses. One way mirrors work great for police stations not so much houses. Think about the real purpose of peep holes,hidden cameras and two way mirrors. They are to catch people doing bad things, I specialize in sin-proofing not sin-catching. See? When you make things hidden people think they are not being watched, and when they think they are not being watched they forget that Jesus is watching and then they sin. You want to cast no illusion and make yout children think that you and Jesus are not watching them at all times.
So depending on how much you love your children and how bad you want them to go to Heaven you have differnet options. Some parents are okay with door removal and sin-cuffs (bracelets with lots of bells), I tell those parents the it will help but their child will probably burn.
For those parents who REALLY love their children can go all out. We can do several things.

1. Replace bedroom walls with transparent ones
2. Install a web browser that does not show any pictures besides the ones approved by my web team.
3. Air raid sirens to be used at anytime when your child has left your line of sight for more that 10 seconds
4. Procaine lotion, will numb any area it is rubbed on so your lotion is never abused. Lotion was only made so people could easily turn the pages of the bible once their fingers got dry.
5. Procaine Bar soap
6. A toilet that only keeps its lid open only if both hands are on the handles.

There are more but those are the basics that really help keep satan out of your house, and of course there are few different ones for boys and girls. If you have two children one boy and one girl was can remodel the entire house so you can raise both of them and ensure they never even see each other.

[Faith_Machine]

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Zaiger, these are truly innovative ideas! I hope you've patented all of them!