Hey there Landover

[arty the repulsive austrian]

Greek-Australian here, just popping in to say hello. Introducing myself by things I've done and haven't done.

THINGS IVE DONE:

- Ive had pre-marital sex with 29 women, don't remember on how many occasions, most likely close to 100

- I drink, I've taken drugs like MDMA, LSD, marijuana, speed, GHB, 2CB (basically all of Dr. Alexander Shulgins wonderful creations)

- I have an Intellectual Quote estimated between 141-147 which by dictionary standards makes me a genius

- I study Journalism/Law/Psychology triple major at the University of Melbourne

- I masturbate almost daily

- I curse regularly

- I am a Christian, with my own insight


THINGS I DON'T DO:

- I am not racist (the language on this forums IS racist, so dont even try to defend yourselves)

- I dont hit women (You call yourselves men laying a hand on a woman? cowards)

- I dont believe the earth is flat because im not ignorant




I'm 6'4", lightly tanned, with green eyes and weigh about 246lbs which is excessive for me but is ok because I'm currently in the off-season of my weights regime.

I have a few questions:

How does it make you feel, that my genetic and cultural linage links back to the place, race and language who first published the bible, the Greeks?

If the ORIGINAL Christians of the world were Orthodox, doesn't it scare you slightly that you have taken and adapted the bible in your own warped way WITHOUT any holy insight; whereas the Byzantine empire (Greek/Roman combination) practiced orthodoxy a mere 100 years after Christ gave his messages of how life should be lived.

I guess the question im leading to is this: WHY should i believe YOU?

E.g. If i want to know what happened at a particular incident, wouldn't i ask someone who was there (The Byzantines) not someone who lives on the other side of the world 1620 years later (Landover Baptist).

I'm serious, if you can offer me with an answer that will turn my mind completely and make me refute my past, entering a life of saved Christianity (as you call it) i will donate $1000 to the person who helps me achieve this level of enlightenment.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Hey there Landover

You should believe God's Holy Word(c), which is the Holy KJV Bible. I don't know where you're getting the rest of your crap from, but if it isn't in the KJV Bible, it isn't worth knowing, because it has nothing to do with Salvation(tm).

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Hey there Landover

ROTFLWJ!
Intellectual quote?

[Nobar King]

Re: Hey there Landover

I'm 6'4", lightly tanned, with green eyes and weigh about 246lbs which is excessive for me but is ok because I'm currently in the off-season of my weights regime.

This isn't some kind of homo pick-up bar, you might as well take it back to Austria.

[arty the repulsive austrian]

Re: Hey there Landover

This isn't some kind of homo pick-up bar, you might as well take it back to Austria.

Hey there Nobar King, its a pity you struggle to read, because it turns out the place I'm from is Australia not Austria. We actually have one of the best economies in the world down here amidst this economic crisis; well, even Greece is faring well if you compare their debt to the USA

As for the homosexuality reference you make in an attempt to defend your weasel brain, i was stating these purely to quell any idea of skin/eye color supremacist type racism. I guess you're also too stupid to see that.

I'm writing the English language in the American fashion to make your lives easier.

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: Hey there Landover

...I have an Intellectual Quote estimated between 141-147 which by dictionary standards makes me a genius

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

*snorts*

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

How does it make you feel, that my genetic and cultural linage links back to the place, race and language who first published the bible, the Greeks?

Nope, the first Bible aka Tanakh was written largely in Biblical Hebrew and partly (Daniel and Ezra) in Aramaic; ultimately it reached the perfection in KJV.1611 English. What was in between (like Vulgata, Sepulgata etc.) is not really relevant.

This isn't some kind of homo pick-up bar, you might as well take it back to Austria.

Yup; we don’t need another little, greasy, olive-skinned, lederhosen-wearing, yodeling homer here.

YiC

Dan

[arty the repulsive austrian]

Re: Hey there Landover

ROTFLWJ!
Intellectual quote?

Haha, sorry, most awkward mistype ever...

Intellectual Quoter**

http://www.bergmandata.com/

Try it out

[Betty Lambskin]

Re: Hey there Landover

I'm 6'4", lightly tanned, with green eyes and weigh about 246lbs which is excessive for me but is ok because I'm currently in the off-season of my weights regime.

PRAISE JESUS!!!!

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: Hey there Landover

Haha, sorry, most awkward mistype ever...

Intellectual Quoter**

http://www.bergmandata.com/

Try it out

Kudos; you finally got it right

... not really... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... stop, you're killing us.

I know, I know, they laughed at Columbus, Fulton, Wright Brothers... but they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.

YiC

Dan.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Hey there Landover

Haha, sorry, most awkward mistype ever...

Intellectual Quoter**

http://www.bergmandata.com/

Try it out

Brilliant!! Do you right your own material?

[Jacob the Angry Liar]

Re: Hey there Landover

OK son, it sure looks like you need a lot of help. Jesus is here for you, but only if you let His divine word into your heart! But you're gonna have to listen, because the way you're going it looks like you are bound for eternal hellfire. You need to repent your sins and start worshipping the Lord Jesus Christ, in accordance with the 1611 KJV Bible.


Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God (Corinthians 6:9-10)

Greek-Australian here, just popping in to say hello. Introducing myself by things I've done and haven't done.

Greece and Austria are full of godless heathens who will burn in the deepest lakes of hell. If you want to be Saved, you will need to relocate to the Godly USA, home of Jesus Christ.

- Ive had pre-marital sex with 29 women, don't remember on how many occasions, most likely close to 100

Dear God, get that terrible image out of my head! I don't think I'll be able to sleep for weeks!

Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body. (1 Corinthians 6:18)

- I drink, I've taken drugs like MDMA, LSD, marijuana, speed, GHB, 2CB (basically all of Dr. Alexander Shulgins wonderful creations)

"Dr" Shulgin is the spokesman of satan himself. In case you were unaware, he is The Most Dangerous Man In The World

I hope you enjoy profaning the Holy Temple of Christ and introducing malicious demons into your body.

What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?
For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God's. (1 Corinthians 6:19-20)

- I have an Intellectual Quote estimated between 141-147 which by dictionary standards makes me a genius

"Intellectual Quote". I have nothing more to say.

- I study Journalism/Law/Psychology triple major at the University of Melbourne

Studying satanic garbage in Godless Austria is a surefire way to land yourself in the deepest pits of hell! How about you spend your time studying something worthwhile, like the King James Bible?


But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God. (Matthew 4:4)

- I masturbate almost daily

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1100/masturbation.html

I hope you're thinking about Jesus. Anyone who would touch his own tallywhacker while fantasizing about anything other that our Lord and Saviour is clearly a homo!

- I curse regularly

Here at Landover, we speak respectfully to others and act maturely. Try it.

- I am a Christian, with my own insight

You are a cherry-picking, fluffy bunny "Christian". Jesus hates you, just as much as He hates atheist and homosexuals.

He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned. (Mark 16:16)

- I am not racist (the language on this forums IS racist, so dont even try to defend yourselves)

Young man, we here at Landover do not tolerate racism in any way, shape or form. In fact, anyone using racist language (namely the N-word) is banned automatically. You will not find the N word on our forums.

God has clearly outlined what He expects of different races. This is not open for debate.

And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren. (Genesis 9:22-25)

- I dont hit women (You call yourselves men laying a hand on a woman? cowards)

Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing. (Ephesians 5:22-24)

This should be self-explanatory.

- I dont believe the earth is flat because im not ignorant

Actually, you are ignorant, because you are ignoring Revelations 7:1

1And after these things I saw four angels standing on the four corners of the earth, holding the four winds of the earth, that the wind should not blow on the earth, nor on the sea, nor on any tree.

We have insurmountable evidence right here showing the earth is flat. Where's your evidence showing it is round? Look at the floor. Is it round? Didn't think so.

I'm 6'4", lightly tanned, with green eyes and weigh about 246lbs which is excessive for me but is ok because I'm currently in the off-season of my weights regime.

OK, fatty...


And put a knife to thy throat, if thou be a man given to appetite (Proverbs 23:2)

I have a few questions:

How does it make you feel, that my genetic and cultural linage links back to the place, race and language who first published the bible, the Greeks?

The Bible was published in 1611 by Jesus and King James, in the Godly USA. Get off your high horse, kid.

If the ORIGINAL Christians of the world were Orthodox, doesn't it scare you slightly that you have taken and adapted the bible in your own warped way WITHOUT any holy insight; whereas the Byzantine empire (Greek/Roman combination) practiced orthodoxy a mere 100 years after Christ gave his messages of how life should be lived.

We're not adapting anything.


knowing this first, that no prophecy of Scripture is of any private interpretation,
for prophecy never came by the will of man, but holy men of God spoke as they were moved by the Holy Spirit. (2 Peter 10:20-21)

We follow the whole KJV Bible, exactly as written. The Greeks and Orthodoxes were the wrong ones because they're stupid Godless Europeans who are not following the Word of God correctly.

I guess the question im leading to is this: WHY should i believe YOU?

E.g. If i want to know what happened at a particular incident, wouldn't i ask someone who was there (The Byzantines) not someone who lives on the other side of the world 1620 years later (Landover Baptist).

How about asking the ultimate source... God? His Holy Word is right here, in the Bible. Read it.

I'm serious, if you can offer me with an answer that will turn my mind completely and make me refute my past, entering a life of saved Christianity (as you call it) i will donate $1000 to the person who helps me achieve this level of enlightenment.

Pfft, that's like, what, tin tither?

[Liam the ex-drunk]

Re: Hey there Landover

- I have an Intellectual Quote estimated between 141-147 which by dictionary standards makes me a genius

I have an 'intellectual quote' for you;

Philippians 4:6-7 "Be careful for nothing; but in every thing by prayer and supplication with thanksgiving let your requests be made known unto God. And the peace of God, which passeth all understanding, shall keep your hearts and minds through Christ Jesus."

God will solve all your problems, just give up your hedonistic lifestyle choice and accept Jesus as your one true saviour.

If you really have that high an intelligence quotient you'll listen to what God tells us in the bible.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hey there Landover

Well Artie, you seem to of taken advantage of the gift of 'Free Will' to an extreme. Far from shocking, it is both funny and disappointing.
Funny in that you think your chosen deathstyle will upset us. On the contrary, It saddens us you need to make such a display of debauchery. That is typical of a person with low self esteem.
Disappointing in that you think you are so smart. I'll let you in on a little secret. Smart people know they do not have all the answers. Only retards and little kids think they do. Smart people know God has all the answers and are all kept in the KJV.

Well, enjoy philosophy 101 at the community college. Best of luck with the AIDS and syphilis. Enjoy Hell