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  • RevColinJamesTodd
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Feb 2008
    • 100
    #1

    Greetings to you all from an Ex-Goth

    Dear brothers and sisters in Christ,

    I am pleased to finally join these forums, and I am looking forward to good clean Christian debates.

    As an ex-Goth, and a member of God's Hammer, I feel I can be beneficial to these forums - especially on threads about the satanic goth community. As I know just where that sort of thing can lead. Luckily I was one of the few to get out just in time before God gave me AIDs.

    I thank God every day that I was able to find Christ, burn all my pathetic queer leather bondage clothing covered with spikes and other faggot shit, and become a useful 'saved' member of 'normal' society! Praise J!

    I hope to talk to ya all real soon.

    Rev C Todd
    "If you hate God, I hate YOU"
    Tags: goths will burn in hell, vampires zombies and witches
    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748
      #2
      Re: Greetings to you all from an Ex-Goth

      Originally posted by RevColinJamesTodd View Post
      Luckily I was one of the few to get out just in time before God gave me AIDs.
      God gave you the AIDS after you quit being a goth? That sounds doubly ironic, doesn't it?
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • RevColinJamesTodd
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Feb 2008
          • 100
          #3
          Re: Greetings to you all from an Ex-Goth

          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
          God gave you the AIDS after you quit being a goth? That sounds doubly ironic, doesn't it?
          ha ha ha... Apologies in advance. I DON'T HAVE AIDs. It's my terrible wording. What I meant to say was "I'm glad I quit being a Goth, becaise if I hadn't God would have probably given me AIDs"

          When I was a young man, and in school at first I was getting good grades. But that all changed the day I started hanging around with the Goths. I went from being top of my English Lit class, to being expelled from school for wearing eye-liner and trying to shoot all my classmates. That's just what Goth does. Now my writing and prose are attrocious!

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748
              #4
              Re: Greetings to you all from an Ex-Goth

              So, Reverend, how did you get your title? Is it one of those internet specials that you apply for online?

              Do you have any pictures of you from your goth days?
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • Juliette
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 705
                  #5
                  Re: Greetings to you all from an Ex-Goth

                  Welcome Mr Todd. And Praise the Lord.

                  Did you suffer a lot from being a Godless Goth?

                  And what made you accept Jesus instead?


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                    • Brother Temperance
                      Senior Usher
                      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                      A very nice young man
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15621
                      #6
                      Re: Greetings to you all from an Ex-Goth

                      And would you care to lay to rest, once and for all, the ABSURD myth that it is possible to be a Christian goth?
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                        • RevColinJamesTodd
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Feb 2008
                          • 100
                          #7
                          Re: Greetings to you all from an Ex-Goth

                          Originally posted by Juliette View Post
                          Welcome Mr Todd. And Praise the Lord.

                          Did you suffer a lot from being a Godless Goth?

                          And what made you accept Jesus instead?
                          I was part of a Gothic Vampire cult 10 years ago. I believed it was a normal way of life. Back then we were just living for the thrills. Pushing old ladies over at the Bus stop, shouting abuse at Christians, burning my school books. They brainwashed me by telling me things like 'School's for fools' and 'Kill your classmates', while playing Bauhaus records backwards. I'd have piercings all over my face and ass and elbows. We hated everything, even hate. If i saw an old woman pushing a pram, i'd just want to run over and start punching the baby. Heavily pregnant women are also hated by Goths. But after fall outs over drugs, and one of the goths accused me of stealing his hair krimpers, they turned on me.

                          They stabbed be 18 times with a knife, and left me to die. (6 times in the back, 6 times on my head, 6 times in my ass - 6-6-6 times!) I spend 4 weeks in hospital on life support, and knew I had to get out. That's when I started praying to Jesus for salvation. I never looked back.

                          I moved to Arkansas in '98, where I met Rev RG Green, a good and peaceful man who runs God's Hammer Baptist Church. Our whole compound moved to Westfield, Massachusetts 6 months later, after several of our peaceful Church members were falsely accused of firebombing 4 alternative clubs, an abortion clinic, a retard home, and several assaults on queers - though none of that was actually proven. The town folks hated us, they called us a 'cult' and a 'Church of Hate' and other hurtful things. They tried to pin just about every crime they could think of on us. Some people just hate God I guess? It's sad.

                          In 2005 our own Rev RG Green ordained me to the role of Reverend. He was serving 6 months at the time for defending himself from a Wiccan Jew, and needed someone he could trust to run things in our little Church.

                          We have been running the 'Parents Against Goth' and 'God Hates Goths' Organizations now for over 10 years. And we have already helped 'cure' many of this sickness. Glory!

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                            • Brother Temperance
                              Senior Usher
                              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                              A very nice young man
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 15621
                              #8
                              Re: Greetings to you all from an Ex-Goth

                              Originally posted by RevColinJamesTodd View Post

                              I moved to Arkansas in '98, where I met Rev RG Green, a good and peaceful man who runs God's Hammer Baptist Church. Our whole compound moved to Westfield, Massachusetts 6 months later, after several of our peaceful Church members were falsely accused of firebombing 4 alternative clubs, an abortion clinic, a retard home, and several assaults on queers - though none of that was actually proven. The town folks hated us, they called us a 'cult' and a 'Church of Hate' and other hurtful things. They tried to pin just about every crime they could think of on us. Some people just hate God I guess? It's sad.
                              Praise!

                              Luke 6:22 Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.

                              1 John 3:13 Marvel not, my brethren, if the world hate you.
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                • RevColinJamesTodd
                                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                  • Feb 2008
                                  • 100
                                  #9
                                  Re: Greetings to you all from an Ex-Goth

                                  Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                                  And would you care to lay to rest, once and for all, the ABSURD myth that it is possible to be a Christian goth?
                                  Ha ha ha... Christian Goth? Yes, Brother, that IS absurd. It's like saying 'skinny lesbian' or 'trustworthy Jew'.

                                  It is a myth. Noone can really dress like that, and expect to be taken seriously. Can you imagine all these whiney self-obsessed cry-baby freaks in a REAL Church? NO!

                                  So many 'goths' come onto our forums 'claiming' to be Christians. Do you know what every single one of them says?

                                  'Hey, you can be a Christian AND a Goth, I'M A PRACTICING CATHOLIC, AND HAVE BEEN ALL MY LIFE!' (Typical Quote from a so-called 'Christian' Goth)

                                  Ha ha ha... They ARE a cult, and they're IN a cult. It's pathetic.

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