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Hi, I'm Dann Salik from New York, Glad to join this forum community .. I hope for the good stay here .. I fells my self i am in a church when i join this forum .. I love this forum and my Lord..
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Re: hello, I'm Danslik
What kind of a foreigner are you? I hope you're White at least.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: hello, I'm Danslik
Welcome aboard, my foreign friend! Tell me, what was it like having to wait on Ellis Island? Were you surrounded by filth and pestilence? Did this ordeal strengthen your faith in the Lord?WARNING:
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Re: hello, I'm Danslik
I'm sorry, Pastor Zeke, to report the help is apparently trying to sneak in through the back door. I believe THIS is our prospective parishioner, who is soliciting ways to advertise his company on Facebook. His introduction there says "I fell better here" as his all too brief introduction here says he "fells" like he's in church.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostWhat kind of a foreigner are you? I hope you're White at least.
I don't know what type of foreigner he is, but you might want to get the DOF on it, just from the looks of him.Attached FilesLeviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.
2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.
King James Bible v1611
Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!
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Re: hello, I'm Danslik
A Godly man must know many forms of evil in order to root it out - Godly pastors even more. What on God's earth does "I fells my self" mean? Is it some new way for sodomites to fellate themselves, or is it some spell Lucifer whispered into your ear which makes men (doubtful of their faith) want to have sex with you?Originally posted by dannsalik View Post"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
(Leviticus 21:6-7)Comment
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Re: hello, I'm Danslik
Do you live down the street from the Bin Laden compound? That must of been quite a night! Did you take pictures?
What is it like being the only Baptist in a country full of nut job bomb vest wearing goat herders?Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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