[Brother Temperance]

Re: Hello!

Fine! How about Luke 15:11-32. (one of the few that I can remember)

11 And he said, A certain man had two sons:
12 And the younger of them said to his father, Father, give me the portion of goods that falleth to me. And he divided unto them his living.
13 And not many days after the younger son gathered all together, and took his journey into a far country, and there wasted his substance with riotous living.
14 And when he had spent all, there arose a mighty famine in that land; and he began to be in want.
15 And he went and joined himself to a citizen of that country; and he sent him into his fields to feed swine.
16 And he would fain have filled his belly with the husks that the swine did eat: and no man gave unto him.
17 And when he came to himself, he said, How many hired servants of my father's have bread enough and to spare, and I perish with hunger!
18 I will arise and go to my father, and will say unto him, Father, I have sinned against heaven, and before thee,
19 And am no more worthy to be called your son: make me as one of your hired servants.
20 And he arose, and came to his father. But when he was yet a great way off, his father saw him, and had compassion, and ran, and fell on his neck, and kissed him.
21 And the son said unto him, Father, I have sinned against heaven, and in thy sight, and am no more worthy to be called your son.
22 But the father said to his servants, Bring forth the best robe, and put it on him; and put a ring on his hand, and shoes on his feet:
23 And bring hither the fatted cow, and kill it; and let us eat, and be merry:
24 For this my son was dead, and is alive again; he was lost, and is found. And they began to be merry.
25 Now his elder son was in the field: and as he came and drew nigh to the house, he heard music and dancing.
26 And he called one of the servants, and asked what these things meant.
27 And he said unto him, Thy brother is come; and thy father hath killed the fatted cow, because he hath received him safe and sound.
28 And he was angry, and would not go in: therefore came his father out, and intreated him.
29 And he answering said to his father, Lo, these many years do I serve thee, neither transgressed I at any time thy commandment: and yet thou never gavest me a kid, that I might make merry with my friends:
30 But as soon as this thy son was come, which hath devoured thy living with harlots, thou hast killed for him the fatted cow.
31 And he said unto him, Son, thou art ever with me, and all that I have is thine.
32 It was meet that we should make merry, and be glad: for this thy brother was dead, and is alive again; and was lost, and is found.

(I hope I got that right)
Now will you tell me where you got pedophilia out of anything that I've said?

That is a lovely passage. Are you trying to say that you want to repent of your hatred of Jesus and obsession with pedophilia, just like the son in the story repented of his gluttony and riotous living? If so, then PRAISE!

[Starshine Nova]

Re: Hello!

That is a lovely passage. Are you trying to say that you want to repent of your hatred of Jesus and obsession with pedophilia, just like the son in the story repented of his gluttony and riotous living? If so, then PRAISE!

I love Jesus and would gladly watch every single pedophile burn in Hell for eternity!

[Brother Temperance]

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I love Jesus and would gladly watch every single pedophile burn in Hell for eternity!

Praise! I am glad to hear that you have decided to give up being a goth. Hallelujah!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Since you want to accept Christ as your personal Savior, how about losing that chink anime avatar and using one of yourself, dressed modestly as the Lord commands?

By the way, do you have your husband's permission to be in here discussing Jesus?

[Starshine Nova]

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Praise! I am glad to hear that you have decided to give up being a goth. Hallelujah!

I'va always loved Jesus and hated pedophiles, that never has changed and never will, goth or otherwise.

Since you want to accept Christ as your personal Savior, how about losing that chink anime avatar and using one of yourself, dressed modestly as the Lord commands?

By the way, do you have your husband's permission to be in here discussing Jesus?

Sadly, I have no other picture of me recently. At least, not on my computer. The avatar that I have now is the most accurate of all of the images. Although, I'm glad to see that you caught that.

And, for the record, I'm not married yet. I'm not even dating anybody. I was just looking at the "Meet Christian Singles" part of the forum. It seems rather...interesting.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Sadly, I have no other picture of me recently. At least, not on my computer. The avatar that I have now is the most accurate of all of the images. Although, I'm glad to see that you caught that.

And, for the record, I'm not married yet. I'm not even dating anybody. I was just looking at the "Meet Christian Singles" part of the forum. It seems rather...interesting.

May I ask how old you are? Why haven't you started having babies for the War on Terror?

By the way, you will not find any True Christian™ men who will be interested in you until and unless you accept Christ as your Personal Savior. Unsaved heathen harlots are entertaining, but no one wants to marry one.

[Brother Temperance]

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And, for the record, I'm not married yet. I'm not even dating anybody. I was just looking at the "Meet Christian Singles" part of the forum. It seems rather...interesting.

Don't tell us that you've gone from worshipping pedophiles to wanting to commit unholy acts with that little Jap monkey Hitoshima. I had such high hopes for you, now you've agreed to give up being a goth.

[Starshine Nova]

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May I ask how old you are? Why haven't you started having babies for the War on Terror?

By the way, you will not find any True Christian™ men who will be interested in you until and unless you accept Christ as your Personal Savior. Unsaved heathen harlots are entertaining, but no one wants to marry one.

I'm 18 and have already accepted Christ as my Personal Savior. Never in my life have I been or will ever be a harlot!

Don't tell us that you've gone from worshipping pedophiles to wanting to commit unholy acts with that little Jap monkey Hitoshima. I had such high hopes for you, now you've agreed to give up being a goth.

I have NEVER worshipped any disgusting pedophiles! Why do you keep saying that?
And who is Hitoshima? Is that the weird little asian guy who can't speak proper English?
I was talking about people like that guy from Katy, TX. Or that Warrior guy who screams alot.(oh, what were their names?)

[Juliette]

Re: Hello!

I'm 18 and have already accepted Christ as my Personal Savior. Never in my life have I been or will ever be a harlot!


I have NEVER worshipped any disgusting pedophiles! Why do you keep saying that?

Because you presented yourself as a "lolita goth".

As you improved on the Godless Goth part we'll work on the Lolita part. Here is a link. You'll find everything you have to know over there.

Praise Jesus!

[One-eyed Jack]

Re: Hello!

Certainly God lets down His holiness in joy and glory! It is an abomination to be all mopey and emo and gloomified all the time. Sing aloud upon your bed!

Let the saints be joyful in glory: let them sing aloud upon their beds.

Let the high praises of God be in their mouth, and a two-edged sword in their hand;

To execute vengeance upon the heathen, and punishments upon the people; Psalm 149:5-7

As far as the multi-colored cuteness bit, well, you'll probably grow out of it. Find a good Christian man who will rule the household with patriarchal vigor, settle down, and start popping out babies for Jesus. (Be fruitful and multiply!)

In the end Lolita did get a righteous bun in the oven, as I recall, and seemed all set to get busy scrubbing underwear, cooking, and rubbing Humbert Humbert's aching old bunions. Just like a good Christian housewife should.


~~ OEJ

[Nobar King]

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I'm sure typing in that manner can save you some time. But it takes us twice as long to decipher it than it does to read normal words. Why must you be so selfish?

I love Jesus and would gladly watch every single pedophile burn in Hell for eternity!

May I be the first to say that, despite your Satanic tendencies and unholy blasphemy, the speed at which you took sister Victory's criticism to heart and corrected your sinful misspelling ways has given me new hope that you might not be unsavable after all.

I'm pretty sure that this is proof that all those trolls who visit our forum with their 1337 speek are doing it out of selfish indulgence, and not simply showcasing their failure at passing third grade.

STARSHINE NOVA: I was about to block viewing your threads to save me the pain of having to decipher your messages. I'm sure the other members here were about to do the same. Then your words would have fallen on deaf ears!! (I mean unread, because no one would see them). If you can continue to post using GOD'S FAVORITE LANGUAGE, AMERICAN, I'm sure that you will get responses that are helpful, and not just insulting your selfishness.

[Starshine Nova]

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May I be the first to say that, despite your Satanic tendencies and unholy blasphemy, the speed at which you took sister Victory's criticism to heart and corrected your sinful misspelling ways has given me new hope that you might not be unsavable after all.

I think her comments were directed to that little demon angel girl, not me.

[Nobar King]

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I think her comments were directed to that little demon angel girl, not me.

My mistake. I was so upset after trying to decipher those symbols, that I didn't notice who I was responding to.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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My mistake. I was so upset after trying to decipher those symbols, that I didn't notice who I was responding to.

I don't know if there's any real difference between one Satanic emo goth and another there. You talk to one, you might as well be talking to them all. Just watch for the blood, as that would be a lot of self-cutting there.

[Starshine Nova]

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I don't know if there's any real difference between one Satanic emo goth and another there. You talk to one, you might as well be talking to them all. Just watch for the blood, as that would be a lot of self-cutting there.

I would NEVER cut myself! It's a waste of a perfectly good life.
I've known people who SAY they cut themselves and that they're gonna kill themselves and yadda yadda yadda, but then, guess what, no scars, no blood, nothing. They talk and then they never do anything.
Pathetic.