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  • Bamsefil
    Unsaved trash
    • Aug 2011
    • 1

    #1

    Hello

    My name is Josef Fritzl.

    I am Jewish. I love my family. I keep my family close to me. I hate muslims. Once I was told that the enemy of my enemy is my friend. I know that Islam is the largest threat to our world but if we pray, our true god will bless and protect us from Allah the god of terror. I now have to feed my family.

    Bye // Josef Fritzl
  • Billy Bob Jenkins
    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
    Hates anal sex. And trees.
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 8337

    #2
    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by Bamsefil View Post
    I am Jewish.
    Why did you kill Jesus?
    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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    • Faith_Machine
      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2011
      • 10050

      #3
      Re: Hello

      Welcome aboard, Shylock! I also suffer from Judaism, but rest assured, with the grace of God, you can overcome this and all other racial handicaps!


      I must say I'm a little troubled by the following statement, though:

      Originally posted by Bamsefil View Post
      ...if we pray, our true god will bless and protect us from Allah the god of terror.
      You do understand that Allah is not real, right? You need about as much protection from Allah as you need from the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny.
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      • Kevinarlovesgod
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Aug 2011
        • 3

        #4
        Re: Hello

        Josef Fritzl... isn't that the guy who kept his family held captive while he viciously raped his daughter? she had 7 children in a incestous relationship! it makes me sick even to read

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        • Deaner
          Christ's Love Messenger
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 5932

          #5
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by Bamsefil View Post
          My name is Josef Fritzl.

          I am Jewish. I love my family. I keep my family close to me. I hate muslims. Once I was told that the enemy of my enemy is my friend. I know that Islam is the largest threat to our world but if we pray, our true god will bless and protect us from Allah the god of terror. I now have to feed my family.

          Bye // Josef Fritzl
          Nickel chasing yids are nobody to be preaching salvation. Why don't you go stick a note in a wall you idiot.

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