Introductions are in order...

[spawnoftheKing]

Let's get this underway, my name is Jon Anderson. I'm 20 years young and I've been raised in the church all my life. Currently attending Hilldale Baptist (that's a southern baptist church) and I'm active in our collegiate ministry. Accepted Christ into my life at the age of 16 at a church camp. I was standing in the bathhouse before construction had been completed, after looking up at the clear sky for a brief stint I realized just how small I really was and that I needed Christ for meaning in my life. I struggle with things every man struggles with, but with Christ I get past them. Any questions? Form a line and lets get it done.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Introductions are in order...

Yes Sir, Spawn of Satan, I'll make sure all the True Christians™ and pastors here form and orderly line and ask their questions of you in a manner that is respectful and to the point.

Can I get you some coffee or tea, or perhaps a sandwich while you're waiting?

[Deaner]

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What were you doing in the bathouse with construction workers?

[Little Donkey]

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First up, my question: have you ever spilled your seed improperly? Better to admit the sin now than live a lie and go to Hell anyway,

[spawnoftheKing]

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@Faith Notice how I capitalized "K." I was brought up in the knowledge you capitalize all words referring to God so therefore I did just that in my username. Sweet Tea would be lovely! I'm famished.

@Deaner Well if you must know there were no construction workers, sorry to disappoint. It was around midnight actually, I was aroused from my slumber because I had a vivid dream about my family dying and got up to go wash my face. Odd place to have my come to Jesus moment I know, but I remember it so well

@Little I actually have not, I got alot of flak for that going through high school and now that I'm in college it's even worse I made a commitment and I'm sticking to it. Thanks for your question!

[HTannor]

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@Deaner Well if you must know there were no construction workers, sorry to disappoint. It was around midnight actually, I was aroused from my slumber because I had a vivid dream about my family dying and got up to go wash my face. Odd place to have my come to Jesus moment I know, but I remember it so well

@Little I actually have not, I got alot of flak for that going through high school and now that I'm in college it's even worse I made a commitment and I'm sticking to it. Thanks for your question!

Did I read that correctly?

You're hanging out in bathhouses and spilling your seed?

I fear this exchange will not end well.

[spawnoftheKing]

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You did not read that correctly as a matter of fact. I have never "spilled my seed" and don't plan on it until I'm married. I think the Word is explicitly clear on matters such as that.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Why would you spill your seed when you're married? You have an appropriate vessel to receive it.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth
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[James Hutchins]

Re: Introductions are in order...

You did not read that correctly as a matter of fact. I have never "spilled my seed" and don't plan on it until I'm married. I think the Word is explicitly clear on matters such as that.

A True Christian(tm) always reads everything correctly. You must of been unclear.

It is nice that you do not plan to spew your seed everywhere you go but we are familiar with the ways of the UnSaved. You people often go places a decent person in their right mind would never go (public beach, a movie theater, a papist confessional, non-Christian restaurant for example) and are unable to control your urges. But I am sure you will understand our desire to protect ourselves from your erratic emissions.

[spawnoftheKing]

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@Zechariah Good point! Don't know why I didn't think of that before.

@James Well I don't go to the movies because frankly there is never anything good playing. I cook my own food, I can count on one hand the number of time's I've been "out to eat" in the past 3 months and most of them involve holidays or birthdays. Never been to confession...never saw a point. I've already got a mediator, don't need some guy in a box to mediate for me.

[landoverlover]

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@Zechariah Good point! Don't know why I didn't think of that before.

@James Well I don't go to the movies because frankly there is never anything good playing. I cook my own food, I can count on one hand the number of time's I've been "out to eat" in the past 3 months and most of them involve holidays or birthdays. Never been to confession...never saw a point. I've already got a mediator, don't need some guy in a box to mediate for me.

Congratulations in rejecting the papistry. Sounds though like that hand you use to count on is getting a bit of a workout. You don't want to end up like Onan, do you, pulling out early to defy God? It didn't go well for him.