[Bible Student]

Re: A question.

Originally Posted by MAbrams
Ooh hell, i love the warmth. Can't wait till i get there.

& i was not barking demands, i never even demanded anything.

I love the way Satan has convinced his followers that Hell is merely "warm.". How can they be so GULLIBLE?

(Revelation 20:15) "And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire."

Sounds a bit more severe than "warm" hmm?

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth
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It sounds as though the youngster is brain dead and in a coma. Can't expect him to understand real pain. In fact he may be self medicating as we write. Why do people like him barge in and urinate on our lawn? If he really believes this life is all that exists, wouldn't he try to get along in this world? I don't think he believes a word he says.

[Deaner]

Re: A question.

Thank you for editing my post *cough*sarcasm*cough*.

Btw, using the word tallywhacker as a replacement for the word penis just makes you sound like a homosexual. Actually it makes you sound both like a shy child and a homosexual.

What's that hanging from your ear; is that a spooge spoon?

[MAbrams]

Re: A question.

That's just disgusting. Have you no shame?

Thank you for editing my post *cough*sarcasm*cough*.

Btw, using the word tallywhacker as a replacement for the word penis just makes you sound like a homosexual. Actually it makes you sound both like a shy child and a homosexual.

[ajroloff the queer]

I like you MAbrams... you're funny

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A question.

Also if i don't reply to anybody's posts, it's cause i'm playing with my tallywacker and i have a 700 second limit between posts atm.

That's just disgusting. Have you no shame?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: A question.

Okay, instead of reading something written by an ordinary man, why don't you just call god on your phone made of tin cans and string and ask him if he is a homophobe, okay?

And stop saying homers, makes me think of the simpsons.

"Hi, God. It's me, your old buddy, RP. Yeah I just thought I'd waste your time asking you to clarify all the times you already stated really clearly and concisely that you hate gayness.
What's that you say? I'm clearly wasting your time and mine because it's already in the Bible? What do I think the Bible's for?
OK, sorry for completely wasting your time but there was this atheist..."

Apart from the fact this wholly hypothetical conversation is blasphemous in the extreme, it's totally pointless. You atheists really are crazy in the nut.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: A question.

1) Please stop calling me child, i'd prefer lad or mate.
2) It was at a chevron in 2006, how did you guess?

1) Sorry, I don't speak furriner.

2) Many men are indoctrinated into the homosexual lifestyle at a truck stop. Man on man rape is the means of spreading, not just AIDS, but homosexuality itself.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: A question.

Okay. My name is Michael, i was raised in a home with loving parents not in a pit by some crazy Satanists and i don't believe in god nor Jesus.

So what did your parents beat you about if it wasn't for showing you the love and majesty of God? I bet they beat you for not believing your great etc grandmother was a monkey until you did or some such. It's not too late to tell us.

[MAbrams]

Re: A question.

It is sad how Satan has tricked you into thinking you are fated for such horrible things. How did he indoctrinate you? Biology class? On the end of a priest's tallywacker? In an interstate truck stop? Tell us, child.

1) Please stop calling me child, i'd prefer lad or mate.
2) It was at a chevron in 2006, how did you guess?


Also if i don't reply to anybody's posts, it's cause i'm playing with my tallywacker and i have a 700 second limit between posts atm.

[Nobar King]

Re: A question.

This is only good for a few minutes:

Yes, my purpose in life is to sit in a nice lava lake hot tub with Satan and watch MTV.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: A question.

Yes, my purpose in life is to sit in a nice lava lake hot tub with Satan and watch MTV.

It is sad how Satan has tricked you into thinking you are fated for such horrible things. How did he indoctrinate you? Biology class? On the end of a priest's tallywacker? In an interstate truck stop? Tell us, child.

[MAbrams]

Re: A question.

Young man, have you stopped to ask yourself why Jesus brought you here? You've got a sassy little mouth on you, but have you stopped for a minute to consider that maybe God has a purpose for you?

Yes, my purpose in life is to sit in a nice lava lake hot tub with Satan and watch MTV.

[Jedediah]

Re: A question.

Young man, have you stopped to ask yourself why Jesus brought you here? You've got a sassy little mouth on you, but have you stopped for a minute to consider that maybe God has a purpose for you?

[MAbrams]

Re: A question.

I love the way Satan has convinced his followers that Hell is merely "warm.". How can they be so GULLIBLE?

(Revelation 20:15) "And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire."

Sounds a bit more severe than "warm" hmm?

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth
Posted via Mobile Device

Lake of fire, sounds fun! Like a big hot tub.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: A question.

Okay, instead of reading something written by an ordinary man, why don't you just call god on your phone made of tin cans and string and ask him if he is a homophobe, okay?

2 Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness: