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  • DarqueSatanist
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    • Aug 2011
    • 7

    #1

    HI

    What is it that you want to know about me again?

    My church? NONE, I grew up a long time ago and realized that organized religion is a load of bullshit.

    When did I find jesus? Well I thought I found him back in '93...I was baptized, like 3 times but I think the young pastor just wanted to see my tits underneath my wet white t-shirt

    What's my favorite bible verse? Well I guess you'd actually have to read the bible to have one, which I have not, but I've heard that its a pretty good work of fiction that I might peruse after I'm done reading Harry Potter, Twilight, Sookie Stackhouse, all my dirty romance novels (the ones I like schlick to) and all the articles in the new Hustler. Oh I don't look at the pictures, just read the articles, I swear

    Did I miss anything?
  • Brother Enoch
    The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2008
    • 4392

    #2
    Re: HI

    Yes. The purpose for you being here.

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    • DarqueSatanist
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      • Aug 2011
      • 7

      #3
      Re: HI

      Well according to the tag for this forum, and I quote....

      "Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus."

      No where does it ask my reasons for being here.

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      • Brother Enoch
        The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2008
        • 4392

        #4
        Re: HI

        Originally posted by DarqueStar View Post
        Well according to the tag for this forum, and I quote....

        "Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus."

        No where does it ask my reasons for being here.
        But I am.

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        • DarqueSatanist
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          • Aug 2011
          • 7

          #5
          Re: HI

          Well truthfully I heard about this forum from a friend of mine, and I had to come here and see it to believe it.

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          • Brother Enoch
            The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2008
            • 4392

            #6
            Re: HI

            Originally posted by DarqueStar View Post
            Well truthfully I heard about this forum from a friend of mine, and I had to come here and see it to believe it.
            And are you now a believer?

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            • DarqueSatanist
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              • Aug 2011
              • 7

              #7
              Re: HI

              That depends entirely on what you're asking I believe in.

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              • Brother Enoch
                The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2008
                • 4392

                #8
                Re: HI

                Originally posted by DarqueStar View Post
                That depends entirely on what you're asking I believe in.
                I was clear in what I asked that you believe. Read my post before this and the quoted post of yours within. If you are incapable of understanding the question then there is no point in further discourse between us.

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                • Faith_Machine
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                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 10050

                  #9
                  Re: HI

                  Welcome, DarqueStar. Tell us, are you happy with your life of "schlicking" and demonism?
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                  • DarqueSatanist
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                    • Aug 2011
                    • 7

                    #10
                    Re: HI

                    I do believe that there are really crazy people out there in the world like what they portray on television, and they all congregate here where self love and bash others whom may have a belief different to their own. I believe NOW more than ever that I have made a SANE choice in not participating in or conforming to ANY type of organized religion, whether it be YOUR way or THEIR way. I think I'll do things my way, it's gotten me this far and I haven't been stricken by lightning yet. I may not go to heaven, but I believe that if I'm meant to be in hell, there's not a damn thing I can do about that, if there is in fact a hell or something similar to it waiting for me or anyone else for that matter.

                    I also believe that for a bunch of people that preach freedom of speech that this great country of ours ensures us, you really do tear down and beat those that have something to say that doesn't quite fit into your nice neat little Christian box you've donned with a bow.

                    Now did I just about cover it?

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                    • Zaiger
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                      • Jul 2011
                      • 79

                      #11
                      Re: HI

                      Someone here thinks they are being clever and playing games.
                      Galatians 6:7

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                      • Brother Enoch
                        The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2008
                        • 4392

                        #12
                        Re: HI

                        Originally posted by DarqueStar View Post
                        I do believe that there are really crazy people out there in the world like what they portray on television, and they all congregate here where self love and bash others whom may have a belief different to their own. I believe NOW more than ever that I have made a SANE choice in not participating in or conforming to ANY type of organized religion, whether it be YOUR way or THEIR way. I think I'll do things my way, it's gotten me this far and I haven't been stricken by lightning yet. I may not go to heaven, but I believe that if I'm meant to be in hell, there's not a damn thing I can do about that, if there is in fact a hell or something similar to it waiting for me or anyone else for that matter.

                        I also believe that for a bunch of people that preach freedom of speech that this great country of ours ensures us, you really do tear down and beat those that have something to say that doesn't quite fit into your nice neat little Christian box you've donned with a bow.

                        Now did I just about cover it?
                        Yes. Assuming you're done, goodbye.

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                        • Faith_Machine
                          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Mar 2011
                          • 10050

                          #13
                          Re: HI

                          Blah, blah, blah, yappity yap yap yappity.

                          Again I ask, ARE YOU HAPPY?
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                          • DarqueSatanist
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                            • Aug 2011
                            • 7

                            #14
                            Re: HI

                            Now why would I leave? You haven't told me yet what a harlot or slut I am, and how I'm going to burn and eternal damnation for my mockery or whatever you guys spew in the "name of jesus" I'm pretty sure that if Jesus were here today, he'd be very ashamed of all of you. In all of us Americans as a whole to be truthful....but yeah mostly you. Those who spread hate in Jesus's name are the ones that should fear eternal damnation lol you people call yourselves "True Christians" like such a thing exists. It's laughable really.

                            And to answer Faith Machine, yes I am happy. I have 3 beautiful children, I am getting married to the love of my life in 2 weeks, I have my health and a place to sleep at night, food and clothes for my family, and I'm loved by my family and friends. My life is FULL and happy, there is nothing I am in need of.

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                            • Brother Enoch
                              The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2008
                              • 4392

                              #15
                              Re: HI

                              Originally posted by DarqueStar View Post
                              Now why would I leave? You haven't told me yet what a harlot or slut I am, and how I'm going to burn and eternal damnation for my mockery or whatever you guys spew in the "name of jesus"
                              Okay, you're all of that. Ready to leave now?

                              I'm pretty sure that if Jesus were here today, he'd be very ashamed of all of you. In all of us Americans as a whole to be truthful....but yeah mostly you. Those who spread hate in Jesus's name are the ones that should fear eternal damnation lol you people call yourselves "True Christians" like such a thing exists. It's laughable really.

                              And to answer Faith Machine, yes I am happy. I have 3 beautiful children, I am getting married to the love of my life in 2 weeks, I have my health and a place to sleep at night, food and clothes for my family, and I'm loved by my family and friends. My life is FULL and happy, there is nothing I am in need of.
                              Very nice. Happy for you. Maybe you should get back to them.

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