What is it that you want to know about me again?
My church? NONE, I grew up a long time ago and realized that organized religion is a load of bullshit.
When did I find jesus? Well I thought I found him back in '93...I was baptized, like 3 times but I think the young pastor just wanted to see my tits underneath my wet white t-shirt
What's my favorite bible verse? Well I guess you'd actually have to read the bible to have one, which I have not, but I've heard that its a pretty good work of fiction that I might peruse after I'm done reading Harry Potter, Twilight, Sookie Stackhouse, all my dirty romance novels (the ones I like schlick to) and all the articles in the new Hustler. Oh I don't look at the pictures, just read the articles, I swear
Did I miss anything?
My church? NONE, I grew up a long time ago and realized that organized religion is a load of bullshit.
When did I find jesus? Well I thought I found him back in '93...I was baptized, like 3 times but I think the young pastor just wanted to see my tits underneath my wet white t-shirt
What's my favorite bible verse? Well I guess you'd actually have to read the bible to have one, which I have not, but I've heard that its a pretty good work of fiction that I might peruse after I'm done reading Harry Potter, Twilight, Sookie Stackhouse, all my dirty romance novels (the ones I like schlick to) and all the articles in the new Hustler. Oh I don't look at the pictures, just read the articles, I swear

Did I miss anything?
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