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  • Hi

    Hello

    To start out, I would like to excuse my English for having faults, it's not my first learned language.
    Secondly I'd like to point out that I'm here to understand your way of belief, and may ask questions to direct myself into a better way of understanding.

    But to start out, I'm from Denmark, and I've lived in Denmark all my life.
    I'm not a real "believing" Christian, but I don't judge people by their belief, and I'm really interested in learned about religion.
    In short words, what makes the Landover Baptist Church special form other ways to believe in God and Jesus?

    Regards, Galtron.

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    Re: Hi

    Originally posted by Galtron View Post
    Hello
    Hello!

    Originally posted by Galtron View Post
    To start out, I would like to excuse my English for having faults, it's not my first learned language.
    Secondly I'd like to point out that I'm here to understand your way of belief, and may ask questions to direct myself into a better way of understanding.
    All the answers you seek are in the 1611 KJV Bible.

    Originally posted by Galtron View Post
    But to start out, I'm from Denmark, and I've lived in Denmark all my life.
    I'm not a real "believing" Christian, but I don't judge people by their belief, and I'm really interested in learned about religion.
    In short words, what makes the Landover Baptist Church special form other ways to believe in God and Jesus?

    Regards, Galtron.
    We follow the 1611 KJV Bible to the letter: omitting nothing, adding nothing, interpreting nothing.

    (Isaiah 40:8) "The grass withereth, the flower fadeth: but the word of our God shall stand for ever."



    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth
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    • #3
      Re: Hi

      Originally posted by Galtron View Post
      Hello

      To start out, I would like to excuse my English for having faults, it's not my first learned language.
      Secondly I'd like to point out that I'm here to understand your way of belief, and may ask questions to direct myself into a better way of understanding.

      But to start out, I'm from Denmark, and I've lived in Denmark all my life.
      I'm not a real "believing" Christian, but I don't judge people by their belief, and I'm really interested in learned about religion.
      In short words, what makes the Landover Baptist Church special form other ways to believe in God and Jesus?

      Regards, Galtron.
      The difference between us and every other church is that we follow absolutely everything that the Bible teaches. No other religion or denomination can boast that.

      If you don't rebuke people and tell them they are going to Hell, according to the Bible you hate them. So when I tell you that you are a worthless Hellbound heathen piece of garbage, take it with a grain of salt. I am practicing the sort of love that the Bible teaches.
      Leviticus 19:17

      King James Version (KJV)


      17Thou shalt not hate thy brother in thine heart: thou shalt in any wise rebuke thy neighbour, and not suffer sin upon him.


      Why do you hate your fellow man?
      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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      • #4
        Re: Hi

        So I would assume you, following a bible (in a extreme way) could accept other beliefs. Yet, reading from your forum you deny the existence of other religions.
        To answer my upcoming question, That would be because the Bible tells you there is only one God. And this answer leads to, Did God in your Bible, create the world in 7 days, after his own mind and imagination?

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        • #5
          Re: Hi

          Welcome aboard, Galtron!

          That's a funny name! It sounds like a robot name. I Googled it and came up with this:




          Friend, are you some kind of giant robot?

          Though I'm sure you have many uses, I must admit I'm a bit concerned about the fact that you're parading around in red, high-heeled shoes.

          You're not a queer robot, are you?

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          • #6
            Re: Hi

            Originally posted by Galtron View Post
            Yet, reading from your forum you deny the existence of other religions.
            Where have you ever seen us deny the existence of other religions, friend?

            We would no sooner deny the existence of other religions than we'd deny the existence of cancer or the Democratic Party!
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            • #7
              Re: Hi

              Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
              Friend, are you some kind of giant robot?

              Though I'm sure you have many uses, I must admit I'm a bit concerned about the fact that you're parading around in red, high-heeled shoes.

              You're not a queer robot, are you?

              No, I havn't seen that robot, ever. And I assure you I am no robot.

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              • #8
                Re: Hi

                Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                Where have you ever seen us deny the existence of other religions, friend?

                We would no sooner deny the existence of other religions than we'd deny the existence of cancer or the Democratic Party!
                Well having an entire subforum called "False religions" is a way to belive your denial of other religions than your own.

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                • #9
                  Re: Hi

                  Welcome friend, it that some sort of slant/gook name? What is wrong with a name like William, Bob, John, Issiah, James even?

                  How many sons has Jesus produced in your wifes baby bucket?
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Hi

                    Originally posted by Galtron View Post
                    Well having an entire subforum called "False religions" is a way to belive your denial of other religions than your own.
                    Friend, we have never denied the existence of false religions and cults! To do so would be wildly irresponsible!
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                    • #11
                      Re: Hi

                      Originally posted by Galtron View Post
                      Well having an entire subforum called "False religions" is a way to belive your denial of other religions than your own.
                      No, it is to keep on our toes, be well informed and not be an ignorant anime troll.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Hi

                        Originally posted by Galtron View Post
                        No, I havn't seen that robot, ever. And I assure you I am no robot.
                        But I noticed you didn't have anything to say about whether you were queer.

                        Please be honest with us, son, how long have you been allowing other men to sodomize you?

                        We won't judge you son; we just want to help you in any way we can.
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                        • #13
                          Re: Hi

                          I wouldn't call myself a queer, as i'm into women.


                          On the other hand you didn't answer my question about god creating the world in 6 days, is that part of your belief, or do you actually believe in the scientific way of creation of the earth?

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                          • #14
                            Re: Hi

                            Originally posted by Galtron View Post
                            I wouldn't call myself a queer, as i'm into women.


                            On the other hand you didn't answer my question about god creating the world in 6 days, is that part of your belief, or do you actually believe in the scientific way of creation of the earth?
                            Perhaps we were unclear on this point, but we believe what it says in the Bible.

                            The Bible says the world was created in six days. Therefore we believe the world was created in six days.

                            This line of questioning can all be taken to the Bible for answers. Why don't you read the Bible instead of giving us the third degree?
                            The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                            • #15
                              Re: Hi

                              Originally posted by Galtron View Post
                              I wouldn't call myself a queer, as i'm into women.


                              On the other hand you didn't answer my question about god creating the world in 6 days, is that part of your belief, or do you actually believe in the scientific way of creation of the earth?
                              We believe exactly what the Bible says about the creation of the Earth, and what the Bible says is totally supported by all of the available scientific evidence.
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