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  • Margarete
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Aug 2011
    • 1

    #1

    God Bless You Churchmembers! I am delighted to meet you!

    I hope I finally have found the right Church. After being rejected in other forums because of my faith and my values.

    In other "Christian" forums, I was mocked because of my loyalty to the Bible.
    In my entire life I had never seen such impudence.
    A woman with green hair told me that the King James Bible is outdated.
    I've seen a lot but that was the greatest insolence of my life. I'm afraid if this Church would not part my ideas, then I give up my search.2 Chronicles 15:77Be ye strong therefore, and let not your hands be weak: for your work shall be rewarded.


    It's not like I would be very demanding, Barbara and I believe in the Lord Jesus Christ and the Bible without any ifs and buts.
    2 Timothy 3:15-17 15And that from a child thou hast known the holy scriptures, which are able to make thee wise unto salvation through faith which is in Christ Jesus.16All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:17That the man of God may be perfect, thoroughly furnished unto all good works.

    My son put me in this prison, it is a retirement home near Paris. I can see the Eiffel tower from here. I hate the French and their disgusting behavior. A godless nation indulges in same-sex perversions. I watch them from my window. All of them are drug dealers.
    One of these people comes every morning to help me with my morning toilet. I see how this man looks at my body. I feel his sinful thoughts.
    I am an old woman and I'm afraid, how can I defend myself against this?

    How could my oldest son put me in this den of iniquity?
    We have put so much energy in his parenting. My husband and I have done everything in order to raise him well. Many nights i put him into ice cold water when he wet the bed. My husband has often beaten him with a stick. Proverbs 13:2424He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.

    Maybe we were too gentle with him. Now he has put me in this retirement home.

    But I should tell you a little more about me.
    My name is Margarete and I live strictly according to the King James Bible.
    I have four sons and one daughter. She was killed with eight years during her duties. My husband died nine years ago from Parkinson's disease. God has given him this disease because he was steady unfaithful. I noticed that he has looked at that prostitute. He died slowly. I had to wash him everyday.
    This was an dishonest, disgusting act. But God has taken him then after I stopped giving his pills. Psalm 68:5 5A father of the fatherless, and a judge of the widows, is God in his holy habitation.


    Now I am alone. I pray every night that Jesus comes back and turns this country into a nasty burning stove. I watch people from my window. They kiss on the open road. I am forced to defend myself against the people of this country. I have a pair of scissors.
    If an Arab or a perverse attempt to do something nasty with me I'll fight back. Deuteronomy 20:1 When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt.

    My hobby is the park and my ducks.
    Sometimes i put meatballs filled with rat poison on the grass. Dogs are terrible animals.
    Many years ago I became the victim of one of these beasts.
    Since two years I am doing a service for the city and put little poisoned meatballs. Sometimes Barbara asks me if i am sorry for those poor little howling, screaming dogs. Barbara is so naive. She reminds me of my deceased daughter.


    Church members of Landover, my entire life to tell would take many days. Many terrible things and pain I've seen in my life.
    I was getting weaker over the years, but one thing has never been weaker, my faith in Jesus Christ. John 8:58 Jesus said unto them, Verily, verily, I say unto you, Before Abraham was, I am.


    I've been watching this forum for some days. Overall, I have a good feeling. Especially the local Pastor Ezekiel is a charming, handsome young man. There are not enought Bible-believing, conservative young people in this world.



    Regards
    Margarete
    Proverbs 23:22
    22Hearken unto thy father that begat thee, and despise not thy mother when she is old.
  • Billy Bob Jenkins
    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
    Hates anal sex. And trees.
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 8337

    #2
    Re: God Bless You Churchmembers! I am delighted to meet you!

    A Godly first post.

    Tell us, how many Christian Soldiers(tm) have you borne for Jesus?

    What is the best pie that you can prepare?

    How have you managed to avoid sodomy while in France? Or have you?
    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29453

      #3
      Re: God Bless You Churchmembers! I am delighted to meet you!

      tl;dr

      Welcome young man. What is your favortie type of pie? Big wide dripping slices or tight little slivers to stick a fork in?
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • Dan U. Holier
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2011
        • 1180

        #4
        Re: God Bless You Churchmembers! I am delighted to meet you!

        Need to say, all these new people scare me; but Margaret seems to be an upright, devout Christian.

        Originally posted by Margarete View Post
        ...Sometimes i put meatballs filled with rat poison on the grass. Dogs are terrible animals. Many years ago I became the victim of one of these beasts...
        Can you tell us more about the terrible experience you mentioned, Margaret?

        YiC

        Dan
        Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


        ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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        • Zechariah Smyth
          Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2011
          • 15251

          #5
          Re: God Bless You Churchmembers! I am delighted to meet you!

          Who is Barbara?

          Yours in Christ,

          Z. Smyth
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          • Dan U. Holier
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jul 2011
            • 1180

            #6
            Re: God Bless You Churchmembers! I am delighted to meet you!

            God bless cucumbers? Oh wait… sorry, carry on.

            P.S.: I guess I need a new pair of glasses.
            Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


            ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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            • Faith_Machine
              Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2011
              • 10049

              #7
              Re: God Bless You Churchmembers! I am delighted to meet you!

              I'm pretty sure God hates cucumbers because of how useful they are to people who want to sodomize themselves. I feel certain cucumbers are one plant species that is very much in danger of punctuated smiting, and you'd better believe that whatever God replaces them with will be shaped very differently.

              Anyway, Margarete, welcome to the friendliest forum on the Internet! I feel certain your miserable life will improve now that you are here.

              I too am curious as to who this Barbara person is. You don't seem the type to be involved in any kind of lesbian relationship.
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              • MitzaLizalor
                Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2010
                • 14238

                #8
                Re: God Bless You Churchmembers! I am delighted to meet you!

                Pending more information about Barbra

                Barbara and I believe in the Lord Jesus Christ and the Bible without any ifs and buts.
                Sometimes Barbara asks me if i am sorry for those poor little howling, screaming dogs.
                I will reserve my greeting..

                Why would your son send you to France? It is not noted for cheap accommodation. If he wanted to get rid of you there are places that would be much better (e.g. Zimbabwe or Antarctica or somewhere like that). I understand that courgettes are all the rage in France and that there are quite a lot of vegetarian dogs too, poodles and things:

                I was outraged that your late husband would shamelessly gawp at prostitutes. Please let us know about Barbara.

                Kind tentative regards

                ML

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