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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #16
    Re: Gods military

    Originally posted by DemiGlace View Post
    I am confused.
    Yes, you are.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • DemiGlace
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Feb 2008
      • 22

      #17
      Re: Gods military

      Shut up! you rapist! you are trying to send true believers into the darkness i have seen the way with the help of my friend Wide-Open. he has made my eyes Wide-Open. you are trying to get your hands on my wallet and touch my virgin genitalia. Only Jesus' Holey hand cant touch those. You-You heathen!

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      • Marshall
        Righteous and Patriotic
        Highest body count at the VFW
        True Christian™
        • Oct 2006
        • 3330

        #18
        Re: Gods military

        Killing for America is fine with the Lord. If it wasn't then we wouldn't be winning in Iraq right now.
        God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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        • Pfc. James Nye
          Geriatric Gadfly
          Forum Member
          • Feb 2008
          • 90

          #19
          Re: Gods military

          If fighting men didn't pick up the bayonet and beat the Hun, we'd all be eating sourkrout and talking in compound words right now!

          Newfangled Stuff I Don't Like

          Oldest U.S. Veteran (ret!) -- in basic training Ft. Riley, Kansas when truce declared WWI -- influenze free

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          • Dr. Zaius
            Member of Landover Zoological Society
            Forum Member
            • Jan 2008
            • 249

            #20
            Re: Gods military

            With all the money we spend on the military, we should have better weapons by now.
            Ack!

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            • JennyD
              Honorary True Christian™
              Sweet Placid Sister
              Forum Member
              • Dec 2007
              • 9567

              #21
              Re: Gods military

              Originally posted by Teufelshunde View Post
              I'm of age to enlist if thats what your asking.
              none of my X-girl friends have ever told me i was gay. so i dont think im gay.
              and i dont swim well so i doubt i would want to go into the navy.
              You're not a fornicator, are you, boy?

              If you deflowered those girls and did not pay the requisite 50 shekels and take them to wife, then you are a FORNICATOR!
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              • Teufelshunde
                Unsaved trash
                Under Investigation
                • Feb 2008
                • 6

                #22
                Re: Gods military

                Does oral sex count?

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                • Wide-Open
                  Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                  A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                  Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2007
                  • 18449

                  #23
                  Re: Gods military

                  Originally posted by Teufelshunde View Post
                  Does oral sex count?
                  Ask Bill.
                  Psalm 81:10:
                  I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                  open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                  • One-eyed Jack
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2007
                    • 1092

                    #24
                    Re: Gods military

                    Ask Bill Klinton about oral sax.

                    But if you join the US military you will get to be one of George Bush's Gody army and execute vengeance upon the heathen:

                    Let the saints be joyful in glory: let them sing aloud upon their beds.

                    Let the high praises of God be in their mouth, and a two-edged sword in their hand;

                    To execute vengeance upon the heathen, and punishments upon the people;

                    To bind their kings with chains, and their nobles with fetters of iron;

                    To execute upon them the judgment written: this honour have all his saints. Praise ye the LORD. Psalm 149:5-9

                    But of course instead of a two-handed sword you get a modern military weapon, and instead of binding the heathens with fetters of iron you can toss 'em in Abu Ghraib...or just shoot 'em on sight.

                    -----

                    Leper Troll: "Wicca is a philosophy and Religion not a sexual lifestyle."

                    Originally it was a sexual lifestyle. Wicca was created by a retired British civil servant, Gerald Gardner, in the late 1940s and the 1950s. One of his prime motivations was to put himself in a position to sexually "initiate" new converts to his "coven". The cult he created was mostly based on his own imagination, with many of his "spells" plagiarized from the crackpot writings of Aleister Crowley. Doreen Valiente later contributed quite a lot of to the "religion" of Wicca.

                    It's important to realize that Wicca is an artificial, fictional religion which was created in the middle of the last century. None of its rituals, its spells, or its mythology come from pre-Christian Europe...or from anywhere but the imaginations of Crowley, Gardner, and Valiente. It's as artificial as Scientology, created by L. Ron Hubbard at about the same time.

                    ~~ OEJ

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