[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Hi Everyone

First of all, you people here read the bible way to literally. It's a fact that it is outdated and mistranslated and anyone who thinks it hasn't been changed in a way, is a mormon

So where did you find out about God, sonny?

How do you know about Him? How did you decide which bits of the Bible were outdated and how did you update them?

Did you

a. Make up an alternative God in your heart
b. Cherry pick bits you liked and leave out the bits you don't like

It's amazing how all the bits people cherry pick give them permission to do things they like and feel good about them while all the bits they leave out are the bits telling them that things they like doing are wrong.

[God Warrior]

Re: Hi Everyone

And you can mock negros, thought out theories and flame others?



It was a typo, I meant mormon. And I did not compare In any way



I overlooked that one, and it wouldn't correct mormon.

O: You just said Christs name in vain!

So you said Mormon but what you really meant was Mormon. Do you suffer from fetal alcohol syndrome? Are you a bastard born out of wedlock? Is your mother one of Satan's harlots? Because all signs point to yes.

[One True Religion]

Re: Hi Everyone

And you can mock negros, thought out theories and flame others?



It was a typo, I meant mormon. And I did not compare In any way



I overlooked that one, and it wouldn't correct mormon.

O: You just said Christs name in vain!

You are butchering the Lord's language, His forum and his Elect, we wish you to stop. How is this using Christ's name in vain?

[TheHolySpirit85]

Re: Hi Everyone

1.)How dare you mock our Holy Book, boy!

And you can mock negros, thought out theories and flame others?

2.)How dare you compare Christians to Mormon bigots!

It was a typo, I meant mormon. And I did not compare In any way

3.)It's called spellcheck for Christ's Sake.

I overlooked that one, and it wouldn't correct mormon.

O: You just said Christs name in vain!

[God Warrior]

Re: Hi Everyone

First of all, you people here read the bible way to literally. It's a fact that it is outdated and mistranslated and anyone who thinks it hasn't been changed in a way, is a mormon

Secondly, why do you flame people with different opinions instead of trying to 'save the trash', how do you think putting down people makes them look at your religon? Badly, thats how.

"Evilution'' Oh I'm sorry, it's Evolution. The bible isnt called the Bitchble.

@The Staff
Why the hell did you change TheAmazingGod's name to ''TheAmazingMonkeyGod''. Whats wrong with you people? Do you have any respect?



And you, at Creation science forums claim that all dinosaurs were fit in the arc, why would they be satanic? why would God make something satanic in the first place?

and 'lying fossil worshipper? It's called a username, or are you some sort of satanic Pastor Ed Lowman worshipper?

1.)How dare you mock our Holy Book, boy!
2.)How dare you compare Christians to Mormon bigots!
3.)It's called spellcheck for Christ's Sake.

[TheHolySpirit85]

Re: Hi Everyone

First of all, you people here read the bible way to literally. It's a fact that it is outdated and mistranslated and anyone who thinks it hasn't been changed in a way, is a mormon

Secondly, why do you flame people with different opinions instead of trying to 'save the trash', how do you think putting down people makes them look at your religon? Badly, thats how.

"Evilution'' Oh I'm sorry, it's Evolution. The bible isnt called the Bitchble.

@The Staff
Why the hell did you change TheAmazingGod's name to ''TheAmazingMonkeyGod''. Whats wrong with you people? Do you have any respect?

Pastor Ed Lowman
What with you and this satanic, lying fossil-worshipper "Brachiosaurus''

And you, at Creation science forums claim that all dinosaurs were fit in the arc, why would they be satanic? why would God make something satanic in the first place?

and 'lying fossil worshipper? It's called a username, or are you some sort of satanic Pastor Ed Lowman worshipper?

[God Warrior]

Re: Hi Everyone

My dear, is it any wonder you've started out on the wrong foot with a blasphemous username like "MyAmazingMonkeyGod"?

Darwin was a flatulence-prone old atheist with a pigeon fetish who was responsible for the majority of the world's population in the 1800s and long thereafter being tossed into Hell.

What with you and this satanic, lying fossil-worshipper "Brachiosaurus", it's really a shame you'll both soon be cast into outer darkness not knowing that the Bible talks 3 times as much about hell as it does heaven. Shame.

Winning!

[MyAmazingMonkeyGod]

Re: Hi Everyone

[QUOTE=Pastor Ed Lowman;795647]My dear, is it any wonder you've started out on the wrong foot with a blasphemous username like "MyAmazingMonkeyGod"?



:/


I didn't, why would I do that?


Also, I have changed my ways, and I'm sorry.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Hi Everyone

You classify them as negro.

And if you do not tolerate racism, what if there were to be a mad black woman here right now?

My dear, is it any wonder you've started out on the wrong foot with a blasphemous username like "MyAmazingMonkeyGod"?

Darwin was a flatulence-prone old atheist with a pigeon fetish who was responsible for the majority of the world's population in the 1800s and long thereafter being tossed into Hell.

What with you and this satanic, lying fossil-worshipper "Brachiosaurus", it's really a shame you'll both soon be cast into outer darkness not knowing that the Bible talks 3 times as much about hell as it does heaven. Shame.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi Everyone

Dear Monkey-worshiper;

This is a Christian forum. Unsaved NOT welcome. Take a hike.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[John Creeser]

Re: Hi Everyone

You classify them as negro.


Negro > Black > " I once had the misfortune of watching 5 minutes of Kerry Springer. I couldn't understand a single word his black guests were yammering on about."

You say that blacks are not understandable..but whites, asians, europeans, and mexicans are understandable?

Look friend, let's say I have a hard time with anyone who doesn't speak American.

And if you do not tolerate racism, what if there were to be a mad black woman here right now?

I would try and calm her down so I could understand what she was so upset about. I believe the proper procedure in their culture is to have them yell at the palm of my hand...apparently this has some soothing effects on blacks.

[Darshin]

Re: Hi Everyone

What kind of god beats someone with a rod.

God's telling us to punish our kids when they do evil. If you just let them do evil, then they will continue doing evil and go to hell. Parents should punish their child for evil as so they do not evil, but good.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hi Everyone

What kind of god beats someone with a rod.

God doesn't beat anyone with a rod, you dimwitted satanist. He instructs us to.



YiC,

Z. Smyth

[John Scopes]

Re: Hi Everyone

He may have been referring to angry women, it can be difficult at times time to tell.

Do not let this place intimidate you. I have been here for some time for scientific study. The majority of christians, and evangelical christians in particular, generally do not breed outside their immediate familial lines (certainly no further than 1st cousins). For your own personal edification you should if you can stand it attend one of their weekly Sunday conferences.

I recommend an evangelical christian group for this. Most of them breath only through the mouth due to the severe genetic defects, and many fall to the floor and writhe about. I have filled countless notebooks observing this most interesting behavior.

Now this I really frown upon. This is very racist. Now tell me where in the Bible it says that mad black women make no sense.

[Yeshua bar Yusuf]

Re: Hi Everyone

The Bible never once mentions Hell.

Very true, the KJV doesn't mention hell once. It mentions it several times.

Revelation 21:8
Matthew 10:28
Matthew 25:46
Revelation 20:14
Revelation 20:15
Revelation 19:20
2 Peter 2:4
2 Thessalonians 1:9
Matthew 23:33

I consider the point made. Now, what say you make your own introduction thread and tell us all about why you hate God enough to fabricate what is or isn't in His scripture?