Satan controls my life.

[JellyDoughnut]

When i first joined the forum, i was posting wrong stupid dumb things that i shouldnt. i want to be saved i am canadian and i read the bible occasionoly. i go to a fake church and i sin alot.

my favorite verse is 'Your word is a light to my feet and a lamp to my path'

[Isaac Fisher]

Re: Satan controls my life.

Hello there, friend.


Your grammar is offending me. Try harder.

[Brother V]

Re: Satan controls my life.

When i first joined the forum, i was posting wrong stupid dumb things that i shouldnt. i want to be saved i am canadian and i read the bible occasionoly. i go to a fake church and i sin alot.

my favorite verse is 'Your word is a light to my feet and a lamp to my path'

If you want to be something (like, say, for example, saved) you should act like that thing.

If you would like to be confused with an intelligent person, you can use the shift button on the keyboard, and capitalize the letter I.

If you would like to be accepted as a saved person, you should act like a saved person, this will let you know if you really want to be that.

If you want to be a Christian, you should first act like a Christian, read the bible (kjv1611) find a good independent baptist church, stop sinning, sing hymns...

Hopefully, people will then start to confuse you with actually being a Christian, and then maybe shortly down the road, you can accept Jesus as your saviour, and you can actually be one, like us.

You'll find a lot of people today, want to be saved, but they never become saved. There should be a difference between old behaivours and new bahaviours, too many times, there isn't.

Just having a sticker on the back of your car doesn't equal salvation.

YIC
V

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Satan controls my life.

When i first joined the forum, i was posting wrong stupid dumb things that i shouldnt. i want to be saved i am canadian and i read the bible occasionoly. i go to a fake church and i sin alot.

my favorite verse is 'Your word is a light to my feet and a lamp to my path'

Baby Jesus Saves another lost soul! Shout Glory!

What finally made you come around? Was it all the love we showered on you?

[JellyDoughnut]

Re: Satan controls my life.

Thank you!

What must i do now?

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Satan controls my life.

Thank you!

What must i do now?

Brother V answered that question very well. Please read his post.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Satan controls my life.

...What must i do now?

Tithe until Pastor Zeke has enough to retire with Pastor Al in the South Pacific, bringing the Word of God™ to all the near-naked girls impoverished natives they can find.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Satan controls my life.

Well heck, and goshdarnit! Looks like he was being less than truthful and damned himself to Hell. Why do I put my heart out there like that only to have it stomped on?

[s. warnin]

Re: Satan controls my life.

Well heck, and goshdarnit! Looks like he was being less than truthful and damned himself to Hell. Why do I put my heart out there like that only to have it stomped on?

Brother Enoch, sir, in spite of your amazing Christian love and concern for those suffering in darkness; it appears that some simply refuse to hear the Truth, repent from their wickedness, and be healed. It is truly sad.