Hello

[Glinda]

My names Glinda and im 61, im from New Orleans, i got to the Orleans Baptist church, My Favourite Bible verse is
Romans 8:28
"And we know that in all things God works for the good of those who love him, who have been called according to his purpose."

[Bible Student]

Re: Hello

My names Glinda and im 61, im from New Orleans, i got to the Orleans Baptist church, My Favourite Bible verse is
Romans 8:28
"And we know that in all things God works for the good of those who love him, who have been called according to his purpose."

Hello Glinda. Tell us a little about yourself.

[Glinda]

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Hello Glinda. Tell us a little about yourself.

Well my family are all christian, i home schooled my children so i could bring them up in a world without queers and satanic school teachers.
I am a homemaker, i have 5 children Timothy 35, John 34, Mary 33, Mark, 32 and Jared 29.
I Have 20 Grandchildren, I Plan to NO! this year so it will teach the little brats not to worship satan.

[Dan U. Holier]

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I am a homemaker, i have 5 children Timothy 35, John 34, Mary 33, Mark, 32 and Jared 29.

I Have 20 Grandchildren, I Plan to NO! this year so it will teach the little brats not to worship satan.

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Glinda, I can sense that your heart is in the right place, but… we are commanded to follow sickular laws:

Hebrews 13:17Obey them that have the rule over you, and submit yourselves: for they watch for your souls, as they that must give account, that they may do it with joy, and not with grief: for that is unprofitable for you.

We can only crave for that day, when we shall be governed exclusively by the law of God as codified in the Bible (as for instance Deuteronomy 13:6-9)

Can I assume that your sons are or were already serving the US of A and our Lord in Iraqistan?

[Isaac Fisher]

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Don't worry dear. As long as your heart is in the right place.

[Faith_Machine]

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Welcome, Glinda! I'm a little puzzled, because when I Google "Orleans Baptist Church," the only churches that come up by that name are located in Clifton Springs, New York and Godless Ontario, Canada. Can you tell us the name of your pastor? We might know him.

[Dan U. Holier]

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Welcome, Glinda! I'm a little puzzled, because when I Google "Orleans Baptist Church," the only churches that come up by that name are located in Clifton Springs, New York and Godless Ontario, Canada. Can you tell us the name of your pastor? We might know him.

God must have punished the New Orleans Baptist Church for some, undoubtedly justified reason (turn off sound due to foul language):

Can you tell us what it was, Glinda?

[Glinda]

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Glinda, I can sense that your heart is in the right place, but… we are commanded to follow sickular laws:

Hebrews 13:17Obey them that have the rule over you, and submit yourselves: for they watch for your souls, as they that must give account, that they may do it with joy, and not with grief: for that is unprofitable for you.

We can only crave for that day, when we shall be governed exclusively by the law of God as codified in the Bible (as for instance Deuteronomy 13:6-9)

Can I assume that your sons are or were already serving the US of A and our Lord in Iraqistan?

Yes they are im very proud

Don't worry dear. As long as your heart is in the right place.

Thank you Isaac

Welcome, Glinda! I'm a little puzzled, because when I Google "Orleans Baptist Church," the only churches that come up by that name are located in Clifton Springs, New York and Godless Ontario, Canada. Can you tell us the name of your pastor? We might know him.

I dont know his name, he only started this sunday Sorry. And New York

God must have punished the New Orleans Baptist Church for some, undoubtedly justified reason (turn off sound due to foul language):

Can you tell us what it was, Glinda?

Unholy things went on inside the church, i would rather not say

[s. warnin]

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Glinda, in the light of your advancing age, I would normally trust to give you the benefit of the doubt...you probably can't remember what you had for breakfast.

However, please do the best you can to reduce the confusion you are causing...maybe you forgot the name of your church and your pastor's name? Perhaps you can check with some of the congregation, if you can remember who they are?

If you can't remember what you just read, please re-read until you can reach the phone and call someone to get the requested information.

Peace be with you...

[James Hutchins]

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Well Glinda, I am surprised you are not boring us to death about the wonders of your great great grandchildren like you elderly people do.
I am surprised you have the time to be on the internet and not tend to the babies as a wet nurse, between reading Bible stories of course (you can plasticize the KJV pages to protect them.)

[Deaner]

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Welcome Glinda;

Please forgive us if we seem to pry into your private life; it's just that there have been so many of satan's minions trying to enter our church. We must be very careful you know. For these reasons I will try to keep my question on the lighthearted side as I pray to Christ for Guidance.

Have you always been a Christian or did you turn to Christianity later in life? For example, did you discover you were nothing but a drunken, whoring slut in need of Christ's forgiveness when you were 12 or 13; or were you younger?

[Yeshua bar Yusuf]

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My names Glinda and im 61

i have 5 children Timothy 35, John 34, Mary 33, Mark, 32 and Jared 29.

Why did you wait so long before starting to bear Soldiers for Christ? Was it because you spent your early 20s engaging in unnatural acts with other women instead of getting married to a good, God-fearing Christian man at the age of 18?

[Glinda]

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I was raped at 18 and married my rapist, and i have time for the internet because the other grandmothers of my grandchildren mainly look after them this make's me upset because they are atheist

[Bible Student]

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I was raped at 18 and married my rapist, and i have time for the internet because the other grandmothers of my grandchildren mainly look after them this make's me upset because they are atheist

I'm so very sorry you had such a terrible early family life. I jsut don't understand why your father didn't marry you off by at least the age of 16. Was a 1611 King James Bible absent during your childhood?

Were the spouses of your children also atheists? If so how did that happen?

[s. warnin]

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I was raped at 18 and married my rapist, and i have time for the internet because the other grandmothers of my grandchildren mainly look after them this make's me upset because they are atheist

Sorry, which of the Internets are you referring to?