Hello all.

[Neville]

Hello gentlemen,
My name is Neville and i’m a “true abo Christian” from outback Australia .
Its always good to meet others who are saved and i;m honoured to be here.

Anyway,
when I was a boy a white salesman who was passing thru gave my a father a book that he keenly referred to as ‘the word of God’.
It was a king james version of the bible.
So the book sat around in a dark corner for many many years .
it was only when my dear father was on his deathbed that he finally handed me that bible.
He told me to be wise with the power of this book and as he was warning me about 'lucifer and a snake', he gasped his last breath…

From the first moment I read the teachings of Jesus I could feel a selfless love and compassion radiating from his words that permeated my soul.
Sweet Jesus loves and forgives abos.
He forgave me and filled my heart with happiness and peace…
I just feel really blessed.

Praise be with Jesus

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello all.

Have you repented of your filthy abo ways? Do you wear shoes and proper Christian clothing? Have you stopped eating maggots and fornicating with everything in sight? How many little picanninnies have you sired?

We want to know about your life at this moment, and what degenerate sins you have stopped performing.

[Deaner]

Re: Hello all.

Hello gentlemen,
My name is Neville and i’m a “true abo Christian” from outback Australia .
Its always good to meet others who are saved and i;m honoured to be here.

Friend, with Christ in your life there is no need to refer to yourself as an Abo. You are an ex-Abo Christian which better demonstrates the power of Jesus to reform human trash.

Your life of sleeping on the ground scavenging for bugs was Our Saviour gently guiding you to take a look in the mirror. You seem to have taken that first step.

When you feel a little more comfortable, I would like to encourage you to start an "Ask an ex-Abo" thread so the members of our flock can experience the horror of what it's like to be a human stain on the world. Here's hoping your stay with us is enjoyable.

[Neville]

Re: Hello all.

Friend, with Christ in your life there is no need to refer to yourself as an Abo. You are an ex-Abo Christian which better demonstrates the power of Jesus to reform human trash.

Your life of sleeping on the ground scavenging for bugs was Our Saviour gently guiding you to take a look in the mirror. You seem to have taken that first step.

When you feel a little more comfortable, I would like to encourage you to start an "Ask an ex-Abo" thread so the members of our flock can experience the horror of what it's like to be a human stain on the world. Here's hoping your stay with us is enjoyable.

In all honesty Deaner I don’t feel comfortable talking about the ‘old me’.
Back when I was drinking too much cheap wine, the hangovers, ,the fighting…. my life was turmoil.
I’d wake up seedy and dry each day and over time I began to feel more and more like the worthless black piece of trash that I was.
I was nearing rock bottom,
I needed help,
I needed guidance,
i needed Jesus

Praise be with Jesus

[Neville]

Re: Hello all.

Have you repented of your filthy abo ways? Do you wear shoes and proper Christian clothing? Have you stopped eating maggots and fornicating with everything in sight? How many little picanninnies have you sired?

We want to know about your life at this moment, and what degenerate sins you have stopped performing.

Yes pastor ezekial.. I am always repenting my putrid past.
The days of me drinking 2 flagons of goonie and then beating on the mrs and kids are over.
Nowadays, thru the grace of our Lord Jesus I've cut back to half a flagon a day,and i only give the mrs a bit of a touch up when she really needs one..

I know Jesus loves me and all true abo christians, and i love him.


AMEN

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello all.

Amen!! We love hearing your testimony boy! And what a clever boy you are to be doing it in American, without any clicks or grunts. I'd give you a piece of apple if you were here.

Have you found gainful employment yet, boy? I don't suppose you can shine shoes down under, as so few of the drunken criminal whites wear them.

What does a semi-literate buck like you do to earn a living on that Godforsaken island?

[ihavehalfanidea]

Re: Hello all.

Gees Neville, what the hell are you doing. I hope this is a joke because if it isn't it is very sad.

Good luck to you my friend.


Kind regards.

[Talitha]

Re: Hello all.

Gees Neville, what the hell are you doing. I hope this is a joke because if it isn't it is very sad.

Good luck to you my friend.


Kind regards.

That's the most racist thing I've heard all day!
How dare you call this Ex-Abo a joke.

[Neville]

Re: Hello all.

Amen!! We love hearing your testimony boy! And what a clever boy you are to be doing it in American, without any clicks or grunts. I'd give you a piece of apple if you were here.

Have you found gainful employment yet, boy? I don't suppose you can shine shoes down under, as so few of the drunken criminal whites wear them.

What does a semi-literate buck like you do to earn a living on that Godforsaken island?

Australia is a wonderfully blessed land pastor.

My life is that of a simple and humble abo.
By day I hunt and gather for my family and friends.
For God has seen the destruction reeped upon his beloved planet earth in the name of progress and the ‘economy’ and he does not approve
I live off the land without harming the Lords beautiful creation that is mother nature.
I sometimes look around at the shops in our big cities and think to myself,
‘why does man pollute our precious earth in order to make all these things that we can do without’.

Heaven is mine!

[Neville]

Re: Hello all.

That's the most racist thing I've heard all day!
How dare you call this Ex-Abo a joke.

Thx sista,and yes,how dare he.The guy obviously 'hasnoidea'
As true Christians we are all oblidged to accept our christian brothas[and sistas] without any racial predujice.
All we can do is pray that the Lord Jesus will purge those responsible of their racism towards abos and guide them on the path to racial indifference and spiritual salvation.
Remember what our Lord teaches us in the book of Matthew:’judge not,and ye shall not be judged’.
My only wish is for a future where we can all live happily together in paradise,
in a place where abos and americins can live harmoneously side by side,
united in the Christ.

[Unfalsifiable]

Re: Hello all.

Australia is a wonderfully blessed land pastor.

You lost me when you said that.

Why do you say such things? Is Sydney not the gay capital of the world? Are the white people there not descendants of criminals?

[Dr. Otto Bond Sr.]

Re: Hello all.

...beating on the mrs and kids are over...

Where do you get off saying that you shouldn't beat your wife and kids? What kind of a pansy Christian are you? We were making so much progress. Next time that leather clad dominatrix wife of yours or those rebellious, demon-possessed children step out of line, even in the slightest, keep these verse in mind:

Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell. Proverbs 23:13-14

Also, see this page, or Google search "beat child bible". Something to think about.