A question for the devout

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A question for the devout

What do you think happens to you when you die? Eternal salvation?

Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.

You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
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[James Hutchins]

Re: A question for the devout

What do you think happens to you when you die? Eternal salvation?

We knows what will happen to a True Christian(tm). A better question is, what is going to happen to YOU?

[Jedediah]

Re: A question for the devout

We spend all eternity pressed snugly against Jesus' bosom, worshiping Him, and singing praise songs. Further, the Bible tells us that we will be able to see sinners in hell (read Luke 16). So we will be able to laugh at them for being so foolish as to blow their one chance at Salvation™, as they are tormented for all eternity.

[Didymus Much]

Re: A question for the devout

What do you think happens to you when you die? Eternal salvation?

Here's a clue (you really need some of them):



The answer you want is in there.

Now get yourself back to the other thread, and answer my questions.

[ge-sus is long dead]

What do you think happens to you when you die? Eternal salvation?